Ill bring some for the adult.com party in Vegas this January!
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old funny shit
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That is quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have ever found on the internet!
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forward it to a friend!
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I thank all you people for sending me Almond Rocca this year for Christmas with your cards!
Too fucking funny. I have 4 cans of Rocca here this week alone.
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Im glad you liked it.
Eat at your own risk.
My cat was a bit sick.Comment
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Thats classic, you sound like you would of fit right in with my friends and I in high school; we managed to give a few teachers nervous breakdownsComment
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Too bad i never graduated highschool.
But I did go Penn, and graduated there.
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The State Pen!
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Fuckin' Hillarious! My cheeks hurt I'm laughing so hard. Props to Bone!
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baahahahahaha i thought that was the carpert cleaners?!?!?! shhheeeiiitttt!!!Originally posted by boneprone:
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If ya see this pull up in front of ya house, better hide.
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Originally posted by eRock:
That's funny! I was JUST telling somebody tonight about the first time I learned about cigarette timers. This reminds me of it.
About 13, 14, 15 years ago in high school my buddies & I put a M-80 (or the like) in the bathroom in the commons (mid you, I went to a HUGE high school). We put it in the furthest stall & put the wick against the burning smoke then all went to sit down at our table. 10 minutes later KAPLOW! LMAO...and all the guys smokin' gigarettes & joints (whatever) came out of that bathroom like the freakin' world was collapsing! AND w/ a billow of smoke chasing them, right on their heels! They had a look on their face like Sarah Conner did high talin' it out of that punk rock 80s bar in Terminator & seemed as a trail of shit was running down their legs! It was SO funny!
Of course, the Dean's blamed it on the guys in the bathroom instead of the guys (us) falling off our seats laughing!
High school was a good time!
does that make me a bad man if i used to put lady fingers down the throats of toads and light them?
bah
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Oh Man !!! You got it all backwards !! You shove them UP THE ASS ... not DOWN THE THROAT !!! The wick has less chances of fizzing out if it is burning UPWARDS !!!Originally posted by kmanrox:
does that make me a bad man if i used to put lady fingers down the throats of toads and light them?
bah
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I was there when he did this.
It was a classic, and yes it is an Urban Legend in our old hood.
He's like Al Bundy with all the high school stories and urban legends.Comment
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I'll ship some free almond rocca for you.Originally posted by Jer
Boneprone, do you wanna be my bumpy-friend too ?Comment
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Great story man, that ROCKS!!!
I GOT ONE TOO
My favorite school experience I'll never forget was when I was like 8 years old we were in a Church school and the teacher (who was a hard bitch) was sitting up the front in a chair reading to us all while we were sitting on the floor. I was bored and sitting at the VERY BACK of the group some 8 metres from her. I had a thing about picking bogies from my nose and putting it on my finger and then flicking it and watching it fly. Well it was just my way of getting rid of the boogy. Anyways I got one out flicked it, got another one out (good sized one too, slightly crusty you know what I mean heh) and just innocently flicked it away from the group (NOT INTO THEM) and then all of a sudden the teacher stopped reading her story and I looked up and she slowly opened her mouth and stuck out her tounge and pulled MY FUCKING BOOGY out of her mouth and said "Whos is this?"
HHAHHHAHAHAHA ( I SHIT YOU NOT THIS REALLY HAPPEND, I have friends who confirm it for me)
I being 7-8 years old and innocent sitting at the back of the class put up my hand and she calls me to her, places it in my hand and tells me to get rid of it. So I go outside and wipe it on the carpet outside the room.
It wasn't exactly cat shit I was making her eat but come on what are the chances of flicking a boogy 8 metres and LANDING inside your teachers mouth, and smack bang on her tounge. WITHOUT AIMING HEHE
Fuck I love that story.
Rock on Boneprone.
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ah man.. i laughed so fucking hard from that i cried...Comment
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Sambuka, thats fantastic !
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When I was watching a english class in my first year of the college I made a ball with paper and from my chair I targeted the garbage basket that was near the door. I shot it, but my sence of direction sucked. A girl opened the door to talk with the teacher and BAM!... right in her face. Everyone started to laught, but I didn't know what to do.
She was very nervous (thought she was my target). I left the classroom but she didn't want to talk with me (we didn't know each other). Then weeks and weeks later I was still getting full-of-anger looks from her, so cool.Comment
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Yeah dude that is Satan fucking with you... all actions can be perceived to have malicious intent.Originally posted by Jer
When I was watching a english class in my first year of the college I made a ball with paper and from my chair I targeted the garbage basket that was near the door. I shot it, but my sence of direction sucked. A girl opened the door to talk with the teacher and BAM!... right in her face. Everyone started to laught, but I didn't know what to do.
She was very nervous (thought she was my target). I left the classroom but she didn't want to talk with me (we didn't know each other). Then weeks and weeks later I was still getting full-of-anger looks from her, so cool.Comment
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I mean think of the other possible outcome... She could have found the Almond Rocca, noticed that it was cat shit -- and started bursting out laughing thinking that some student must have been a genius to notice that Almond Rocca looked like cat shit. I mean that student should have been offered extra-credit bonus points.Comment
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You guys come up with the crazyiest shit I love itOriginally posted by boneprone
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But probably she did the right thing... But she was not aware!
I mean she assumed the Rocca to be a gift -- so she ate it in front of the class to demonstrate her appreciation...
BUT PERHAPS this was payback by God... she may have been thinking to herself -- wow I'm a great teacher -- full of pride she is thinking to herself -- I'll show these students -- I'll let them all watch me eat my gift -- and show them what a great teacher I am... BAM! All that pride fucked her right in the face Boneprone style...
If she was aware of her senses she wouldn't have eaten the cat shit but she was preoccupied w/ her own personal agenda.Comment
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She fell from grace and ended up with cat shit...Comment
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I love you, TheFLY
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This is a classic thread.Comment
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God damned videovoyer sucking boneprone's cock by bumping ancient threads and me for being a dork and not checking the date of the thread...SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.Comment
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Originally posted by Ketadream
God damned videovoyer sucking boneprone's cock by bumping ancient threads and me for being a dork and not checking the date of the thread...
I have not performed oral sex on BP. Now I know he likes the cock and has tried to get into my pants before, but as of this date, I have no performed oral sex on any member on this board.
Wish I could on Kayla, but well....
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Holy Shit.
You are right!
My story is #2 result when searching for "Almond Rocca"
LOL!
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this is a real blast from the past
you should post shit liek this more often
I miss these threads
#RememberYourRoots #AaronMForGFYHOF
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Another proof that Google's infatuation with blogs does nothing but bring shit into the SERPs...Originally posted by boneprone
Holy Shit.
You are right!
My story is #2 result when searching for "Almond Rocca"
LOL!Whitehat is for chumps
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what?Originally posted by DamageX
Another proof that Google's infatuation with blogs does nothing but bring shit into the SERPs...
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So WHO is this trying to act like Boney? It's certainly NOT the real one.<center><a target="_blank" href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac"><img border="0" src="http://216.130.172.224/gfy/gsig.gif" width="490" height="100"></a><br><a href="http://dev.datedollars.com/index.php?s=signup&aid=535&cfg=aac" target="_blank"><b><font face="Arial"><font color="#FF99FF"> Buy me away from Slavedriver Smokey!<br>It's May Sig Sweeps!<font></b></center>Comment
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I see im not the only one to think this.Originally posted by Gemini
So WHO is this trying to act like Boney? It's certainly NOT the real one.
You, me and many others on icq have been talking about this.
ITs not him.
Even on icq its not him.. I know for a fact he's not running ANY of his sites, Jupiter webhosting and some techs and his programer are.
There was someone around on icq briefly talking but hell that wasnt him. I call his phone numbers and they are all still disconnected...
This aint him. I know it.Comment
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You're not even in the google top 10 anymore for "Almond Rocca"Comment
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I love such stories... makes the day go by faster
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Originally posted by =^..^=
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I'd never read this story before, funny shitOriginally posted by =^..^=
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Mags was crazy in school always up to something
one time he gave 2 gifts to the teacher in front of the class
labeled 1 and 2 so the teacher opens gift number 1 and finds
a nice bottle of scotch whiskey then opens gift number 2 and finds 30 plastic cups!
the look on his face was priceless when he found out he have to share it with class
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worth the read! haha
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