wtf is jelqing

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  • ytcracker
    stc is the greatest
    • Dec 2002
    • 12403

    #1

    wtf is jelqing

    didnt get an answer on that other thread so i migrated the eternal question here

    help me with this obscure lingo
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  • juicylinks
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    There are many variations on the technique, but the basic routine involves stroking the penis with a milking motion: Starting from the base, you slide your hand up the shaft, pulling and squeezing. Then you repeat the motion. You don't slide your hand over the head and back down the shaft as you would if you were masturbating. Instead, you stop when you reach the head, and start again from the base of the penis.


    Depending on what jelqing manual you follow, you may be instructed to jelq while your penis is flaccid, in a semi-erect state, or with a full erection. Some advise you to "warm up" with hot-towel wraps. Some recommend jelqing with lubrication, while others don't include lube. You might jelq with the palm facing up or down. Jelqing schedules and the duration of the routine often differ.


    The promised results vary, too. Some hucksters say you'll gain three to four inches in length. Other advocates are more modest.

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    • Mr.Teen
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2003
      • 800

      #3
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      • ytcracker
        stc is the greatest
        • Dec 2002
        • 12403

        #4
        juicy you are a scholar bless your textbook definition on this subject
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        • clubsexy
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 1630

          #5
          http://www.jelq-usa.com/jelqing/

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          • clubsexy
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 1630

            #6
            Jelq, jelqing or milking the penis in an exercise that is said to have been derived from the rituals of the ancient African tribes that was passed down from father to son. Currently, many tribes in Africa have similar rituals that young boys perform before moving into manhood. It has been reported that these men have penises that reach 13 inches in length and up to 8 inches in circumference.


            Holy fuck... 8" around... LOL
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            • juicylinks
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 122992

              #7
              I am jelqing right now

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              • ytcracker
                stc is the greatest
                • Dec 2002
                • 12403

                #8
                i would love to have a 20 inch penis so i could join the circus

                jelqing is going to replace stamp collecting and knitting as my new favorite pasttime
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                • fiveyes
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                  • Aug 2001
                  • 1680

                  #9
                  I always like some kegels with my jelqing...
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