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how do you get rid of the smell of sex?

07-13-2003, 12:54 AM

Ok I had sex not too long ago... first of all I am hoping my gf and I were quiet enough so my parents didnt hear us..

I will move out soon, so then I dont have to worry about this.

But in the morning I dont want my parents to walk in my room and know what was going on. So how do I get rid of the smell of sex in a way that it does not smell like I am covering something up?

either way my parents are cool and trust me. they probably would not care, but I would rather get rid of the smell if you know what i mean.

Thanks for answering my strange question

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07-13-2003, 12:55 AM

You live with your parents?

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07-13-2003, 12:55 AM

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07-13-2003, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather
You live with your parents?

yup I am 20... moving out soon though

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07-13-2003, 12:56 AM

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07-13-2003, 12:56 AM

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Install aircondition...

already have it... but I have to keep my door closed to there is no air circulation

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07-13-2003, 12:57 AM

Originally posted by IntenseCash

already have it... but I have to keep my door closed to there is no air circulation

Your parents know you own pornsites. why would they care if you fuck your girl?

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07-13-2003, 12:58 AM

Gawd this takes me back a few decades. Ahhh, the memories. :D

I moved down to a room in the basement when I was like 19, and lived there for a few years. I never gave the "smell of sex" a second thought, although I snuck a shitload of girls down there.

Try burning a scented candle for a while, and toss your jizzed up sheets in the laundry. And open a window. That ought to freshen things up enough.

Either that or smoke a reefer. Mommy and daddy will forget all about their son having sex.

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07-13-2003, 01:04 AM

LOL thanks guys... I am off to bed now

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07-13-2003, 01:06 AM

Tell your parents if youre not allowed to fuck girls its going to make you gay.
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07-13-2003, 01:13 AM

Originally posted by IntenseCash

yup I am 20... moving out soon though

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07-13-2003, 01:22 AM

I lived at home until I was 26.

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07-13-2003, 01:26 AM

Originally posted by IntenseCash I dont want my parents to walk in my room and know what was going on.[/B]

Come on. Give your parents some credit. Their twenty year old son's girlfriend spent the night. What do you think they think is going on? Unless they're stupid, they're not stupid.

Just be respectful and courteous about it, such as by being quiet, but don't go crazy trying to hide things from them. If they come into your room and smell your girlfriend's snatch, that's okay. They came into your room.

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07-13-2003, 01:28 AM

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07-13-2003, 01:53 AM

do a shit in the corner?

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07-13-2003, 01:59 AM

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07-13-2003, 02:00 AM

Put out lots of ladies magazines with them "scratch-n'-sniff" perfume ads in them,

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07-13-2003, 02:02 AM

Take a shower, open the windows and wait a few hours... unless your girl has a stanky pussy. If that's the case then you will have to wait until tommorrow.

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07-13-2003, 02:53 AM

Originally posted by VanHeusen
do a shit in the corner?

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07-13-2003, 03:08 AM

Burn some match hehe

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07-13-2003, 03:13 AM

tell them the truth.. They will be proud of you

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07-13-2003, 03:16 AM

Originally posted by IntenseCash
Ok I had sex not too long ago... first of all I am hoping my gf and I were quiet enough so my parents didnt hear us..

I will move out soon, so then I dont have to worry about this.

But in the morning I dont want my parents to walk in my room and know what was going on. So how do I get rid of the smell of sex in a way that it does not smell like I am covering something up?

either way my parents are cool and trust me. they probably would not care, but I would rather get rid of the smell if you know what i mean.

Thanks for answering my strange question

Wait, back it up here Stimpy. Do your parents make it a habit of walking into your room in the morning?

If so.... why? Are they mental?

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07-13-2003, 03:59 AM

Make your parents get used to the smell of incense and then burn some sticks while and after sex. That was what i did after smoking pot in the old dayz while living with my parents. then I left for good!
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07-13-2003, 04:06 AM

Get yourself a skunk and keep it in your room.

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07-13-2003, 04:10 AM

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07-13-2003, 04:20 AM

wash you hands with windex and the smell of jerking off will go away
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07-13-2003, 04:24 AM

Actually....
Take up fishing as a hobby, and keep your fishing gear in the room...you could fuck a blind streak then, and blame the smell on your gear

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07-13-2003, 04:25 AM

Get a gerbil. Them things stink to high heaven.

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07-13-2003, 04:29 AM

Just take up bong smoking.

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07-13-2003, 04:56 AM

Originally posted by IntenseCash
Ok I had sex not too long ago... first of all I am hoping my gf and I were quiet enough so my parents didnt hear us..

I will move out soon, so then I dont have to worry about this.

But in the morning I dont want my parents to walk in my room and know what was going on. So how do I get rid of the smell of sex in a way that it does not smell like I am covering something up?

either way my parents are cool and trust me. they probably would not care, but I would rather get rid of the smell if you know what i mean.

Thanks for answering my strange question

hah..you are 20 and you are worried if your parents will find out you had sex...pathetic..go kill yourself
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07-13-2003, 04:57 AM

My armpits smell like yesterdays sex

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07-13-2003, 04:59 AM

Originally posted by mGreg

HAHA! i dunno why but that made me laugh

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07-13-2003, 05:15 AM

20 and you don't want your parents to think you may just possibly have sex sometimes? They'd probably be relieved to find out their son is normal. At the moment they probably sit there nightly wondering what's wrong with you.

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07-13-2003, 07:45 AM

Originally posted by IntenseCash
Ok I had sex not too long ago... first of all I am hoping my gf and I were quiet enough so my parents didnt hear us..

I will move out soon, so then I dont have to worry about this.

But in the morning I dont want my parents to walk in my room and know what was going on. So how do I get rid of the smell of sex in a way that it does not smell like I am covering something up?

either way my parents are cool and trust me. they probably would not care, but I would rather get rid of the smell if you know what i mean.

Thanks for answering my strange question

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07-13-2003, 08:13 AM

Get a bottle of a spray called Ozium. That stuff wil get rid of any smell. Doesn't matter what it is, it will get rid of it. Animal smell, sex smell, pot smell, etc.

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07-13-2003, 08:13 AM

LOL its morning now and this thread is still going? hahaha

my parents did find out this morning, but they didnt give a shit. and no my parents dont normally walk in my room all the time, I just happen to be right across from their room. I dont think they smelled anything. I had my fan going full blast, just my gf was screaming a little bit. No biggie though, they know we have sexual relations.

Its true, they probably do think I am normal now.

I like the fucking outdoors thing... I have yet to try that, I want to do it in the middle of a forest sometime.

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07-13-2003, 08:16 AM

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07-13-2003, 08:25 AM

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07-13-2003, 08:47 AM

you can get rid of it in theory by fucking again, to positives creates a negative... or wait.. i dunno... ya thats it!
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07-13-2003, 08:47 AM

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07-13-2003, 08:53 AM

Fuck this was the worst sex advise I ever seen

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07-13-2003, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by Overscore

Come on. Give your parents some credit. Their twenty year old son's girlfriend spent the night. What do you think they think is going on? Unless they're stupid, they're not stupid.

Just be respectful and courteous about it, such as by being quiet, but don't go crazy trying to hide things from them. If they come into your room and smell your girlfriend's snatch, that's okay. They came into your room.

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