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  • SEGuru
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 1005

    #1

    July Exclusive

    Hey peeps,

    Just got back from vacation. Was a crazy one indeed.

    Anyway, we just launched a new feature at SEGuru.Net and we're excited to get it out!

    So, from now thru the end of July...Sign-Up Here for 50% off your first months membership!.

    You got it, only $14.98 to check out our massive database of expired domains including over 2100 of them still being indexed in Google.

    The new site feature is our HTML Page Analyzer. This program will analyze any URL you give it. Specifically, it looks at the provided URL and emulates a spider and shows you what the spider would see. We also make recommendations on how to improve the page submitted for analysis.

    Hope you peeps enjoy and and take advantage of the July Exclusive.
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  • WiredGuy
    Pounding Googlebot
    • Aug 2002
    • 34517

    #2
    Originally posted by SEGuru
    Just got back from vacation. Was a crazy one indeed.
    Honeymoon?
    WG
    I play with Google.

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    • SEGuru
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2002
      • 1005

      #3
      We actually did not honeymoon, but did Disney with the kids in Florida.
      What a Lampoons vacation we had. The mother-in-law was whacked, at the first hotel we stayed at...Brandy and I were physically assualted by a maid from housekeeping. Had to get the police involved in that.

      Then at Disney, we're in line at the Animal Kingdon for a river ride and my 5 yr. olds left ear began a slow stream of blood flowing as he had burst his eardrum.

      FAR from a honeymoon WG...we're thinking of trying to do that AFTER InterNext.

      We'll see, but damn glad to be home after this crazy ass vacation!
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      • SleazyDream
        I'm here for SPORT
        • Jul 2001
        • 41470

        #4
        Originally posted by SEGuru
        Brandy and I were physically assualted by a maid from housekeeping. Had to get the police involved in that.

        ok, NOW you HAVE to spill the FULL details on this.....
        This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

        Now read without the word dog.

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        • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2001
          • 4751

          #5
          Daaaaaaayum Goo !!

          That does sound alot like a National Lampoon Vacation

          Hope you and Brandy are doing well ... I won't be in FLA ... money is tight (I am moving this weekend ...)

          But I will definately have a few (dozen) beer with you in Vegas if I don't see ya before Bro ....

          Tell Brandi I say HI

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          • SEGuru
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 1005

            #6
            For those that missed it in the wonderful pissing thread...
            hehehehehe

            The lovely maid story goes a lil sumpin like this:

            These maids call and to abbreviate, end up shouting at my 9 yr. old. Upsetting her for sure.


            I heard them in the hall and proceeded to question them to find out WHICH one was the rude woman to provide such great customer service.

            One of them ends up shouting at me accusing me and my daughter of lying about someone from housecleaning shouting at my daughter. She then gets pissed and in my face shouting she's tired of my shit and my daughters too!

            I'm pretty aghast about this, and try to coerce the lady standing near us that was a housekeeping superviser to come with me to the managers office.

            No luck and she snubbed me too, and turn around to walk away as the other loud mouthed maid began screaming about us.

            I had indeed had enough and bellowed at her: "BITCH, SHUT YOUR FUCKIN PIEHOLE!"

            Brandy saw what was up and jumped to insert herself between the maid and myself, and the maid shoved her and hit her with a clipboard.

            I then insert myself between the 2 women and dare the woman to touch me! She started screaming at me and calling me a liar again, and I told her to shut her "wage-whacking mouth before I did it for her!" At which point she threw herself at me trying to shove me backwards.

            She never saw it coming, but I gave her immediately back what she gave me with 2 open palms on her shoulders and dropped the bitch!

            We called the police and it dragged into a 4 hour ordeal with the Highland Beach police.

            Friggin crazy. In the long run, they gave us great upgrades at The Marriott up the road in Del Ray for a front row view of the fireworks there for the 4th.
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            • -=HUNGRYMAN=-
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 4751

              #7
              Don't fuck wit the GOO, Bitch !!

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              • Carrie
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2002
                • 3162

                #8
                Egads on the maid situation.
                Is your 5yr old okay? Is he going to have a hearing loss? (I always thought busting your eardrum meant that ear was deaf from that point on.)
                Okay, it's the mommy coming out in me. I've got a 5yr old too so I'm immediately focused on the poor little guy. ;)

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                • SYNIKAL
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 1795

                  #9
                  Back On Topic...

                  What is wrong with Deleted Domains ???


                  They Dont Charge.....

                  Nore Does WhoIs
                  ...........

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                  • SEGuru
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 1005

                    #10
                    Hey Carrie,

                    Yeah, Zach is just fine with his eardrum. This happens with kids from time to time. It tends to be VERY painful when it bursts, however...we got lucky! Very little pain from him...just that pesky earfluid.
                    He's on anti-biotics and should be 100% again very soon, and yes this is something that you can completely heal from with no long term affects.

                    As to the topic, and why they do or don't charge...its each sites perogative. Once also has to ask what they have done to add some exclusivity in their sites.

                    For instance, we have a GREAT Google list, and adding new tools all the time!
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                    • Ironhorse
                      Pixel Pusher
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7094

                      #11
                      Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
                      Daaaaaaayum Goo !!

                      That does sound alot like a National Lampoon Vacation
                      Haha, was thinking the same thing
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                      • Jon
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 2578

                        #12
                        Darin,

                        Feel like being nicer than usual and pointing some of those pr5+ sites my way?

                        WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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                        • SEGuru
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 1005

                          #13
                          I know, I know.

                          That is one of the next projects. Sort by PR and expiry date on that Google list.
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                          • Brujah
                            Beer Money Baron
                            • Jan 2001
                            • 22157

                            #14
                            Wow what a whacked vacation it sounds like. Sorry to hear you went through all that.

                            Great promotion on the 50% thing.

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                            • SEGuru
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 1005

                              #15
                              Thanks Brujah,

                              It was indeed a crazy vacation. I mean...from hell.

                              However, I will say this. We did indeed give the kids a vacation to remember. In between the wierdness, which they see as something small and meaningless anyway, they did and saw things in S. Florida for 6 days before we ever got to Disney and then did all 4 Disney Parks.

                              My daughters birthday was celebrated with Dinner in Cinderellas Castle at Magic Kingdom. Our table gave her a front row seat to watch the fireworks display that Disney does at the end of the Spectral Light Parade and they light up the back of the castle with Fireworks. The rest of the people in the resturant, gathered behind her seat...so she felt like she was front row for a Fireworks display...all for her.

                              So we created some great memories along the way, but wow...it was indeed an experience getting to those neat special times.
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                              • GrimShawn
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 8120

                                #16
                                Sounds great, in a Clark Griswald sort of way!

                                Hope your child is ok after the bloody ear, that can be scary! Give Brandy a big what's up from Shawn!

                                Site looks nice gonna check it out!

                                See you in Miami at about 6AM

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                                • SEGuru
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 1005

                                  #17
                                  How is it that we always have that 6am thing goin on?

                                  I have no clue, but its been consistent now for quite sometime.

                                  See ya there bud! With bells on!
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                                  • WiredGuy
                                    Pounding Googlebot
                                    • Aug 2002
                                    • 34517

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by SEGuru
                                    How is it that we always have that 6am thing goin on?
                                    It's an SEO thing, we're all waiting for Freshbots.
                                    WG
                                    I play with Google.

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                                    • SEGuru
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 1005

                                      #19
                                      Freshbots or FreshDrinks?



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                                      • WiredGuy
                                        Pounding Googlebot
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 34517

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SEGuru
                                        Freshbots or FreshDrinks?
                                        I drink profusely during the Googledance. It helps relieve the tension

                                        WG
                                        I play with Google.

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                                        • SEGuru
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 1005

                                          #21
                                          as per the other thread...if we're perpetually dancing...it is what it is! So keep a bottle handy!
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                                          • WiredGuy
                                            Pounding Googlebot
                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 34517

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SEGuru
                                            as per the other thread...if we're perpetually dancing...it is what it is! So keep a bottle handy!
                                            I have a bottle of smirnoff at the office and grey goose and home. I never SEO without alcohol nearby

                                            WG
                                            I play with Google.

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                                            • SEGuru
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 1005

                                              #23
                                              You go dawg, I'm a bit more of a Rasta supporter myself!

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                                              • WiredGuy
                                                Pounding Googlebot
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 34517

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by SEGuru
                                                You go dawg, I'm a bit more of a Rasta supporter myself!



                                                I'm kinda drunk tonight after going to a few clubs! Nice nice
                                                WG
                                                I play with Google.

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