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  • volante
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 2940
    #1

    Fucking College Fuckfest banner!

    Okay, so I'm reading GFY, Winamp playing my favourite tunes, cold bottle of Stella Artois within easy reach, when the phone starts ringing.

    Click the "pause" button, and answer the phone. It's my wife. Start chatting.

    Reach for bottle of Stella. Take a swig. Put bottle down, but accidentally knock mouse with bottle.

    Mouse pointer ends up on College Fuckfest banner. "Suck My Dick Bitch!" screams out of the speakers.

    "What the hell was that?" demands my wife. Spend next five minutes convincing her that I'm all on my own, and not partaking in some alcohol fuelled orgy.

    Tip for the future - ALWAYS press the "mute" button on the PC when answering the phone...
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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      Your wife is next to me now

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        • dirtyone
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2002
          • 3706
          #3
          Loose the wife... keep the banner.

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              Tell her to Swoit off Bitch and slam down the phone

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                • FRANKENSTEIN
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 272
                  #5
                  Have you ever been to a public laundry mat, and done yours and your girl's laundry, only to come home, and have her say "Who's panties are these????!?!?!?!"

                  And there is no convincing her that it was probably some girl who left them in the dryer, no matter how much you just want to burst out laughing.... and she can see the nervous look masking your laughter, which makes it even more unconvincing.

                  That's the worst.

                  By the way... Send me all of your traffic.

                  Thanks in advance.
                  Pieces of flesh

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                    • shermo
                      #6
                      Wow. there seems to be quite a few instances where this banner has goten people in trouble. I think it ought to be....

                      Awww fuck it.... Put it on every page!

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                        • AM Jeff
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 1320
                          #7
                          Lmao..thats a good one.
                          I just did that to my gf on the phone and she was like wtf are you doing.

                          She's bi and was at work..was wondering if I had a party going on without her here...lol

                          Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

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                            • BeHeadR
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 1152
                              #8
                              Originally posted by AM Jeff
                              Lmao..thats a good one.
                              I just did that to my gf on the phone and she was like wtf are you doing.

                              She's bi and was at work..was wondering if I had a party going on without her here...lol
                              and you're from kentucky......go figure
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                                • EscortBiz
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 19422
                                  #9

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                                    • asuna
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 8743
                                      #10
                                      I try to play as much porn on tv when telemarketers call me

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                                        • AM Jeff
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 1320
                                          #11
                                          Actually, I'm not from Kentucky.

                                          I actually live about 10 miles from Louisville, in Indiana..lol

                                          Feel the Rage Motherfucker. It's Coming Soon to a Browser near you.

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                                            • StuartD
                                              Sofa King Band
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 29903
                                              #12
                                              That's when you reload and put the mouse over the next banner

                                              "click me now"

                                              and then do it again...

                                              "why don't you click me now huh?"

                                              That'll convince her
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                                              This is me on twitter

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                                                • SetTheWorldonFire
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 7444
                                                  #13
                                                  sucker
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                                                    • NoCarrier
                                                      We need more free porn
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 16356
                                                      #14
                                                      Allright, we all know that the "wife" part was actually "mom" but we won't tell. I promise.

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                                                        • Sosa
                                                          In Tushy Land
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 40149
                                                          #15
                                                          LOL fucking funny!

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                                                            • zzgundamnzz
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 6102
                                                              #16
                                                              At least it wasn't the talking mtree banner. Would of probably had you sleeping on the couch


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                                                                • tootie
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                  • 6041
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Why are wives so uptight about porn anyway? They ought to be REAL women and look at porn WITH their husbands like I do. Except I look at it with my husband, not theirs.


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