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  • TaDoW
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 3875
    #1

    July Caption Contest

    The Winner gets $40 payouts on CMD on every sale for a month :-)








    I think brettj already offered this one:

    living down close to the border, poppy is forced to walk around town clutching his ID's....

    he can often be overheard mumbling "Please, Don't Deport me, I'm an American"
    take 'er away!
    -TaDoW

    I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!
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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      That will be 500 bucks
      "Do you accept the Guido Express Card"?

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        • KRosh
          So Fucking Outlawed
          • Nov 2001
          • 5114
          #3
          "Authorized to work Strawberry fields legally"
          ICQ 115433750

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            • Brown Bear
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 4982
              #4
              I turned 18 yesterday. I'm looking for modelling work. Will do anal.
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                • pornJester
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 6138
                  #5
                  "I'm legal, where do I signup for 'I Got Gangbanged'?"


                  FreshBucks | Webmaster Vault | GayAW
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                    • Buff
                      GFY Assassin
                      • May 2003
                      • 2993
                      #6
                      "But I really am Erik Estrada, see?"

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                        • bringer
                          i have man boobies
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 13082
                          #7
                          paco is quickly denied welfare when the clerk notices his id card belongs to a black woman and his social security number is writen in crayon.
                          333-765-551

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                            • Strife
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 4534
                              #8
                              "Look I really am old enough to be a gay pornstar"
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                                • smack
                                  Push Porn Like Weight.
                                  • Mar 2002
                                  • 10652
                                  #9
                                  Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                                    • TheDoc
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jul 2001
                                      • 13827
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by bringer
                                      paco is quickly denied welfare when the clerk notices his id card belongs to a black woman and his social security number is writen in crayon.
                                      Too funny...
                                      ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
                                      It's all disambiguation

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                                        • bringer
                                          i have man boobies
                                          • Jul 2003
                                          • 13082
                                          #11
                                          hahahaha
                                          333-765-551

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                                            • Ice
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 26053
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by bringer
                                              paco is quickly denied welfare when the clerk notices his id card belongs to a black woman and his social security number is writen in crayon.
                                              icq 1904905

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                                                • evildick
                                                  #13
                                                  "Badges? I gots all kinds of steenking badges."

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                                                    • bringer
                                                      i have man boobies
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 13082
                                                      #14
                                                      "See, I'm American. Now will you have sex with me?"
                                                      or
                                                      "Look mom, it only cost me your car and my sister, but im in!"
                                                      Last edited by bringer; 07-10-2003, 12:18 PM.
                                                      333-765-551

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                                                        • TaDoW
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                          • 3875
                                                          #15
                                                          haha =)

                                                          these are pretty good so far - keep em coming guys =)

                                                          I hope poppy is enjoying this as much as the rest of us are...
                                                          -TaDoW

                                                          I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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                                                            • Poppy
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                              • 6254
                                                              #16
                                                              hahaha...love it!
                                                              VP Sales, Peak5Payments
                                                              [email protected] Skype: consultpoppy
                                                              In adult since 98'

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                                                                • StuartD
                                                                  Sofa King Band
                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                  • 29903
                                                                  #17
                                                                  ok... I've signed that paper... you've taken a picture of my ID...

                                                                  now you say you want me to do what with that sybian?
                                                                  This is me on facebook
                                                                  This is me on twitter

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                                                                    • Smegma
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 1751
                                                                      #18
                                                                      "Whos fucking idea was this?"
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                                                                        • KC
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 1995
                                                                          • 2417
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by smack


                                                                          hahahahahaha

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                                                                          kc (AT) jupiterhosting.com

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                                                                            • Holly
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 10017
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Although ridiculed his whole life and made an outcast for being the only Afghani Muslim of Mexican descent, Abdul Azeem easily slipped into the country hidden in the back of a tractor trailer with 100 other occupants. Armed with his shiny new "Juan Ramirez" driver's license and Social Security card, he was now ready to secure his private flight lessons. Mazen, Sami, and all those other broke, wannabe "detained pending deportation" stupid asses won't be laughing now, will they??!!

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                                                                                • Poppy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 6254
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Alrighty, I have been asked to pick the winner for the July Caption Contest for CMD. Drum roll please...

                                                                                  Bringer w/ "paco is quickly denied welfare when the clerk notices his id card belongs to a black woman and his social security number is writen in crayon."

                                                                                  Please email tim AT cashmoneydollars.com and you will get the $40 payout for 1 month.

                                                                                  Close 2nd was MaskedMan w/ the "ok... I've signed that paper... you've taken a picture of my ID...

                                                                                  now you say you want me to do what with that sybian?"

                                                                                  Look what you started Ray...hahahaha
                                                                                  VP Sales, Peak5Payments
                                                                                  [email protected] Skype: consultpoppy
                                                                                  In adult since 98'

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                                                                                    • Horny Dude
                                                                                      Earn enough to buy coffee
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 4913
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by smack

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                                                                                        • bringer
                                                                                          i have man boobies
                                                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                                                          • 13082
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by poppy
                                                                                          Alrighty, I have been asked to pick the winner for the July Caption Contest for CMD. Drum roll please...

                                                                                          Bringer w/ "paco is quickly denied welfare when the clerk notices his id card belongs to a black woman and his social security number is writen in crayon."

                                                                                          Please email tim AT cashmoneydollars.com and you will get the $40 payout for 1 month.

                                                                                          Close 2nd was MaskedMan w/ the "ok... I've signed that paper... you've taken a picture of my ID...

                                                                                          now you say you want me to do what with that sybian?"

                                                                                          Look what you started Ray...hahahaha
                                                                                          SCORE!
                                                                                          333-765-551

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