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  • SL|M!
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    • Mar 2003
    • 1480

    #1

    Jesus Christ Celine Dion is such a dumbass

    Im watching the news right now and she is just such a fucking dummy. Shes giving a press conference for some show she did in Gatineau and its amazing how stupid that whore is. Even the way she dances bothers me.

    And has anyone seen her new look?! WTF is up with that?! She looks like a crackwhore tranny




  • stevecore
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    • May 2003
    • 6130

    #2
    tastes like BURNING!

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    • SL|M!
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      • Mar 2003
      • 1480

      #3
      Originally posted by stevecore
      tastes like BURNING!
      Her brain is fried from all that coke she snorted!

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      • BigFrog
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        • Sep 2002
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        #4
        Originally posted by stevecore
        tastes like BURNING!

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        • stevecore
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          • May 2003
          • 6130

          #5
          Originally posted by SL|M!


          Her brain is fried from all that coke she snorted!
          she looks like a pasty mannequin...

          a fuck-ugly pasty mannequin.

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          • Lensman
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            • Jan 2001
            • 9846

            #6
            Originally posted by SL|M!
            Im watching the news right now and she is just such a fucking dummy. Shes giving a press conference for some show she did in Gatineau and its amazing how stupid that whore is. Even the way she dances bothers me.

            And has anyone seen her new look?! WTF is up with that?! She looks like a crackwhore tranny




            Vegas has gone to her head, just like Elvis and Liberace.

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            • God Dammit
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              • Jul 2003
              • 18

              #7
              are you sure she is stupid?

              Cesar's paid her $130million for a three year contract, plus she gets half of the ticket sales.

              She may be ugly, but not stupid.
              God Dammit

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              • stevecore
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                • May 2003
                • 6130

                #8
                Originally posted by God Dammit
                are you sure she is stupid?

                Cesar's paid her $130million for a three year contract, plus she gets half of the ticket sales.

                She may be ugly, but not stupid.
                correction: caeser's is stupid.

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                • God Dammit
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                  • Jul 2003
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Originally posted by stevecore


                  correction: caeser's is stupid.
                  Her show is continously sold out

                  Ceasar's is not stupid either.
                  God Dammit

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                  • SleazyDream
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                    • Jul 2001
                    • 41470

                    #10
                    i saw her intro show on TV - she actually looked hot on that.


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                    • stevecore
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                      • May 2003
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by God Dammit


                      Her show is continously sold out

                      Ceasar's is not stupid either.
                      correction: caesers and concert go'ers are stupid.

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                      • God Dammit
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 18

                        #12
                        Originally posted by stevecore


                        correction: caesers and concert go'ers are stupid.
                        look how much her tickets sell for on ebay

                        http://search.ebay.com/search/search...e+dion+tickets

                        that bitch is a goldmine
                        God Dammit

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                        • LiveDose
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                          • Feb 2002
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                          #13
                          I've never understood her fame...

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                          • stevecore
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                            • May 2003
                            • 6130

                            #14
                            Originally posted by God Dammit


                            look how much her tickets sell for on ebay

                            http://search.ebay.com/search/search...e+dion+tickets

                            that bitch is a goldmine
                            i'd rather spend my time looking for "O" tickets. I have no interest Celine Dion.

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                            • eiht_98
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                              • Jan 2001
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                              #15
                              she "can" sing

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                              • genomega
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                                • Feb 2002
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by eiht_98
                                she "can" sing

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                                • Jakke PNG
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                                  • Nov 2001
                                  • 20306

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by eiht_98
                                  she "can" sing
                                  My GF listens to her, it drives me nuts. Fucking horrible shit.
                                  ..and I'm off.

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                                  • Seb From Holland
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                                    • May 2002
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                                    #18
                                    She's French, what the fuck did you expect?

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                                    • Paul Markham
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                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 52942

                                      #19
                                      One mans meat is another mans poison.

                                      Different strokes for different folks.

                                      What a boring world it would be if we all liked the same thing.



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                                      • thetrog
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                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 157

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by God Dammit


                                        Her show is continously sold out

                                        Ceasar's is not stupid either.
                                        I just got back from Vegas and, from what I understand, her show brings in a lot of high rollers, which is where Caesar's makes their real money.

                                        Apparently Caesar's comps the high rollers with free tickets to her show, and then they blow tons of money in the casino afterward.

                                        Or so I heard ...

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                                        • AEBN Michael
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                                          • Jun 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Her contract was for 110 Mil or so for like 3 years. Two shows a day. The shows only last 45 mins. This is from what I have read and heard of course.
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                                          • Ian
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                                            • Oct 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Great voice. Dances and moves around strangely.

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                                            • thetrog
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                                              • Jun 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by AEBN Michael
                                              Her contract was for 110 Mil or so for like 3 years. Two shows a day. The shows only last 45 mins.
                                              I love it when people call multi-millionaires dumb asses.

                                              Like her or hate her, she's got a lot more money than everyone here.

                                              So she must be doing something right.

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                                              • NoCarrier
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                                                • Mar 2002
                                                • 16356

                                                #24
                                                I just can't fucking stand her anymore. Here in Quebec we have some fanatics about her (like grandpas and grandmas) "OH CELINE HAS SUCH A GREAT VOICE SHE IS SO NICE". (Read that with a fucking old voice).

                                                You just can't critique her or you'll be like a complete asshole who do not understand her music and style.

                                                It's been like that for 15 years. I was so happy when she took 2 years off..

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                                                • Seb From Holland
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                                                  • May 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by thetrog


                                                  I love it when people call multi-millionaires dumb asses.

                                                  Like her or hate her, she's got a lot more money than everyone here.

                                                  So she must be doing something right.
                                                  BULLSHIT. You can still be a dumbass even though you have alot of money.

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                                                  • C_U_Next_Tuesday
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                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                    • 10581

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by eiht_98
                                                    she "can" sing
                                                    So can alot of "pop" singers, but i still think their music is sappy ass bullshit with no substance...I cant even tell you the name of one of her songs..not one..cause It never struck me as good listening.

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                                                    • jimmyf
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                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 12651

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by LiveDose
                                                      I've never understood her fame...
                                                      It's her hubby. Younger woman OLDER man. Wake up women get yourself an OLDER man.
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                                                      • Danny_C
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                                                        • Feb 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        I really can't stand Celine Dion... or her music.

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                                                        • BradShaw
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                                                          #29
                                                          Her husband started banging her at like 12, maybe he did some damage.
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                                                          • thetrog
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Seb From Holland


                                                            BULLSHIT. You can still be a dumbass even though you have alot of money.
                                                            Well, I'll take a rich dumbass over a poor dumbass any day.

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                                                            • netstarz
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                                                              • Aug 2002
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                                                              #31
                                                              I spend half of pretty much every day "tuning" vocal tracks for studios around here. I can tell you all this.......on the live performances I have heard her do on TV and such she quite possible has the most perfect pitch of anyone alive today. At least from what I have heard.

                                                              Dumb, ugly, can't dance or whatever aside.

                                                              If I were to dump a live vocal of hers into my computer there wouldn't be much to do to it.
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                                                              • flashfreak
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                                                                • Jun 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                Her husband started banging her at like 12, maybe he did some damage.
                                                                if you were there why you didn't take pics?
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                                                                • Seb From Holland
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                                                                  • May 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by thetrog


                                                                  Well, I'll take a rich dumbass over a poor dumbass any day.

                                                                  AH, So true!! But they are still both dumbasses..! But I get your point.

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                                                                  • scorpy
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                                                                    • Sep 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Seb From Holland
                                                                    She's French, what the fuck did you expect?

                                                                    She's Canadian you fucking moron

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                                                                    • xxxdesign-net
                                                                      My hips don't lie
                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                      • 10129

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by SL|M!
                                                                      Even the way she dances bothers me.
                                                                      Disturbing to say the least...

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                                                                      • NoCarrier
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                                                                        • Mar 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by scorpy



                                                                        She's Canadian you fucking moron
                                                                        The fag didn't know the difference between french canadians and french from France.

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                                                                        • thetrog
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by flashfreak

                                                                          if you were there why you didn't take pics?
                                                                          I always thought that was kinda weird. Of course, they claimed nothing happened until she was "of age."

                                                                          Can't say Rene has done a bad job though. Took her straight to the top.

                                                                          But I do think he fucked that asian chick in Vegas.

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                                                                          • MassAppeal
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by scorpy



                                                                            She's Canadian you fucking moron

                                                                            Exactly, She's Canadian, what the fuck do you expect.
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                                                                            • Seb From Holland
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by MassAppeal



                                                                              Exactly, She's Canadian, what the fuck do you expect.
                                                                              What he said!

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                                                                              • SL|M!
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by thetrog


                                                                                I always thought that was kinda weird. Of course, they claimed nothing happened until she was "of age."

                                                                                Can't say Rene has done a bad job though. Took her straight to the top.

                                                                                But I do think he fucked that asian chick in Vegas.
                                                                                Theres a rumour saying that their marriage is a hoax. Supposedly she is a hardcore lesbian and Rene likes to watch his wife fuck other girls.

                                                                                Thank God Rene fell into this chicks life or else she'd be cleaning toilets at the bus station. Great voice, but she is soooo fucking dumb

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                                                                                • Jon
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                                                                                  • Jun 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  her ear looks like part of her hair. i guess this is what happens when you do too many minivan commercials pretending to be a good happy mom. her next trip will be to asia to pick up some fine opium.
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                                                                                  • Indeed
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    thanks to the free publicity...I bet she's going to sell a few extra tickets because of this thread

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                                                                                    • SL|M!
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by NiteChatDotTV
                                                                                      her ear looks like part of her hair. i guess this is what happens when you do too many minivan commercials pretending to be a good happy mom. her next trip will be to asia to pick up some fine opium.
                                                                                      She can bring Rene and let him sexually assault some asian women to make the trip memorable

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                                                                                      • EZRhino
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by God Dammit


                                                                                        Her show is continously sold out

                                                                                        Ceasar's is not stupid either.
                                                                                        Just lots of stupid like her music. Besides dont we all make money off of stupid people.
                                                                                        god bless those who cant seem to find the cancel button.

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                                                                                        • loverboy
                                                                                          When it rains, it pours
                                                                                          • May 2003
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          it reminds me of the James Bond Movie "GoldFinger"

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                                                                                          • ldinternet
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SL|M!
                                                                                            What the fuck is that!

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                                                                                            • Lee
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by loverboy
                                                                                              it reminds me of the James Bond Movie "GoldFinger"
                                                                                              You know I was sitting there scratching my head thinking that it remended me of something & you got it. Nice one geezer

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                                                                                              • Monique Niccole
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by ldinternet
                                                                                                What the fuck is that!
                                                                                                a robot

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                                                                                                • SL|M!
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Lensman


                                                                                                  Vegas has gone to her head, just like Elvis and Liberace.
                                                                                                  I heard Liberace used to stick poker chips up his dirt box...any truth to that?

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                                                                                                  • Spunky
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2002
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by MassAppeal



                                                                                                    Exactly, She's Canadian, what the fuck do you expect.
                                                                                                    And you are a Swoit whore that makes 20 cents a day.

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