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Old 04-30-2001, 12:53 PM  
dank
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I say "Sweetheart, I know you've been looking at other men and to be honest with you, I think that instead of having a relationship where I'm always feeling jealous, I think we should remain lovers but be free to go our seperate ways. I see you almost everyday. So let's see each other one day a week and see how it goes. If you want to see other men, I understand. But once a week or every 2 weeks, look forward to me making mad passionate love to you all night."

"In fact, if you feel like it, bring your other lovers so that we can all enjoy your beautiful body together."

This gets even better if you're now ex-girlfriend is bi-sexual.

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