What do you say when you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend?
1) Bye. Yeah, you heard me. Bye
2) Bye, bye, bitch. I won't be coming back anymore.
3) Honey, I'm stepping out for a pack of cigarettes...in Tijuana.
4) Damn it, I know you love that dog more than me & I have proof: when was the last time you gave me a bone.
5) Sue, when the sun sets tonight, I'll be with Mary Lou.
6) Darling, you remember when you moved in? Well, it's moving time again.
7) You can have the kid without me marrying you.
8) I'm not the father of that bastard & now I'm late for my date with your sister.
9) You know when I said that size doesn't matter. Well, I slept with your friend last night & I've changed my mind.
10) I'm tired of you watching football all the time & never paying any attention to me. A diamond ring isn't going to work this time.
11) Daddy told me that he'll cut me out of the will if I keep seeing you.
12) Yeah, well, I've been sleeping around on you...with your momma.
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