What do you say when you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

**AC – Infinity** · 04-26-2001, 08:26 PM

funny

**MrBrian** · 04-26-2001, 09:17 PM

i say "we'll discuss this on the springer show"

[This message has been edited by MrBrian (edited 04-27-2001).]

**Westin** · 04-26-2001, 10:42 PM

"Hey Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville: Popualtion, YOU!"

P.S. I am Gay

in the true words of Homer Simpon ;-)

Westin

**erika** · 04-26-2001, 10:44 PM

i always liked the ultimate kiss of death
"lets still be friends"

**Corpsie** · 04-26-2001, 10:49 PM

After 30 minutes of pure silence, i say
"it's just not working out"

it never seems to go over very well cuz she usually storms off crying.

I try to be nice.

**ldinternet** · 04-26-2001, 11:09 PM

"Just fucken leave me alone".

**boneprone** · 04-27-2001, 12:14 AM

I told her that we would have to stop this crazy shit, and get back to being just brother and sister again.

She didnt take it too well, but I guess most pure bread greyhounds dont take de-tachment too well.

**Unriz3n** · 04-27-2001, 04:05 AM

HAHAHA

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**12clicks** · 04-27-2001, 05:37 AM

"take my dick out of your ass and just get out."

**Muffy** · 04-27-2001, 06:02 AM

nice...real nice...

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**evildick** · 04-27-2001, 11:52 AM

"I always liked your mother better."
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**RAM** · 04-27-2001, 12:13 PM

Well I used this one time....

No way will I marry your Cheating Ass....
Get out today....not Thursday...!!

Yes it worked she was gone within a couple of hours. I paid someone to help move the boxes down to the Uhaul.

RAM

**Gemini** · 04-27-2001, 12:33 PM

Hmmm... it's no wonder most guys here are alone and only bragging conquests! lmbo

**tenletters** · 04-27-2001, 06:43 PM

"Don't be sad... we'll still see each other at the family reunions".

**Babagirls** · 04-27-2001, 06:59 PM

"Look, while I was on vacation without you, I slept with someone...an ex boyfriend...12 times...in a 4 day span....do you want the engagement ring back?"

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**MattressKing** · 04-27-2001, 07:22 PM

"what the hell, I know you stole my shoes, I don't date people who steal other people's shoes."

Boneprone you have a wife, what are you doing dumping girlfriends?

**ldinternet** · 04-27-2001, 08:15 PM

"You remind me of Adolf Hitler"

**chass** · 04-27-2001, 08:27 PM

Just tell her to Go Fuck Yourself

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**eRock** · 04-27-2001, 10:07 PM

Or option #4)
Go fuck yourself!

**Jamdin** · 04-27-2001, 10:55 PM

What do you say when you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

1) Bye. Yeah, you heard me. Bye

2) Bye, bye, bitch. I won't be coming back anymore.

3) Honey, I'm stepping out for a pack of cigarettes...in Tijuana.

4) Damn it, I know you love that dog more than me & I have proof: when was the last time you gave me a bone.

5) Sue, when the sun sets tonight, I'll be with Mary Lou.

6) Darling, you remember when you moved in? Well, it's moving time again.

7) You can have the kid without me marrying you.

8) I'm not the father of that bastard & now I'm late for my date with your sister.

9) You know when I said that size doesn't matter. Well, I slept with your friend last night & I've changed my mind.

10) I'm tired of you watching football all the time & never paying any attention to me. A diamond ring isn't going to work this time.

11) Daddy told me that he'll cut me out of the will if I keep seeing you.

12) Yeah, well, I've been sleeping around on you...with your momma.

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**eRock** · 04-27-2001, 11:02 PM

LOL...Jamdin!

Or my personal fave...

"Honey, I'll be back in a few"

Women...or anyone for that matter just loves when you run out for a minute and never return. Trust me...they love it!

**evildick** · 04-28-2001, 06:40 AM

You can keep the fucking trailer. I'm unhooking my truck and getting the fuck out of here!

**ToolGuy** · 04-28-2001, 11:54 AM

I would have to say "Son of a bitch I should have had her sign a contract, there goes months of hard work"...lol reason for this is in my signature..hehe

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**Clovis** · 04-28-2001, 06:20 PM

Not only did I fuck all your girl friends but I fucked your mother too - in the ass!
See Ya.

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**lightswitch** · 04-29-2001, 10:37 PM

wow! You guys actually talk to them?

**Sweet Jimmy** · 04-29-2001, 11:31 PM

50 for a blowjob, 100 for a throw

**Lucidz** · 04-30-2001, 10:48 AM

Anyone ever heard of the "Bull"?

It's when you're doing a chick doggy style, you lean over, grab her ears and say "you are the sluttiest, ugliest, dirtiest bitch I've ever fucked" and see how long you can hold on.

That's how I always break up with girls. :P

**dank** · 04-30-2001, 11:53 AM

I say "Sweetheart, I know you've been looking at other men and to be honest with you, I think that instead of having a relationship where I'm always feeling jealous, I think we should remain lovers but be free to go our seperate ways. I see you almost everyday. So let's see each other one day a week and see how it goes. If you want to see other men, I understand. But once a week or every 2 weeks, look forward to me making mad passionate love to you all night."

"In fact, if you feel like it, bring your other lovers so that we can all enjoy your beautiful body together."

This gets even better if you're now ex-girlfriend is bi-sexual.

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**KrazieSweets** · 04-30-2001, 02:46 PM

Hon your cock is way too small...so i got my friend Beefy boner over there...laters kid

**Pornwolf** · 12-13-2003, 03:20 AM

UNBAN ME, LENSMAN!

What do you say when you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

What do you say when you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend?

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