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  • TheFLY
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2001
    • 11856

    #1

    How many of you fuckers even know HTML?

    Just wondering...

    damn I should have made this a poll
  • eiht_98
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 6103

    #2
    I do...a little

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    • LadyMischief
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      • Sep 2002
      • 18135

      #3
      The hubby programs all html in notepad only.

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      • TheFLY
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jan 2001
        • 11856

        #4
        Originally posted by LadyMischief
        The hubby programs all html in notepad only.
        Would you like a spanking with that?

        Notepad sux.

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        • eroswebmaster
          March 1st, 2003
          • Jul 2001
          • 20295

          #5
          Honestly in this day and age who cares?

          Who here walks everywhere instead of using a car?

          Who here listens to serial programs on the radio instead of watching t.v?

          Who here cooks their tv dinners in a conventional oven instead of a microwave?

          wysiwyg programs were created to improve upon our lives, to improve upon our efficiency, saving time, and money among other things.

          I have a working knowledge of html and use dreamweaver, but to brag that you only code using notepad impresses me about as much as the size you claim your penis is.
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          • Jamdin
            Registered User
            • Jan 2001
            • 3560

            #6
            Anybody can use notepad if they cut and paste

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            • volante
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 2940

              #7
              Originally posted by TheFLY


              Would you like a spanking with that?

              Notepad sux.
              Notetab rocks

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              • Reak
                So Fucking Banned
                • Mar 2003
                • 17920

                #8
                i know some html, and photoshop, programming

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                • Jakke PNG
                  ex-TeenGodFather
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 20306

                  #9
                  I don't. I used trained monkeys, they do pretty well for me. Recurring customers and all.
                  ..and I'm off.

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                  • skrog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 7230

                    #10
                    For my webpage designs I use:

                    Dreamweaver 3
                    Adobe Photoshop 7
                    Adobe Illustrator 10 (sometimes)
                    Adobe Image Ready
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                    • Reak
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 17920

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                      I don't. I used trained monkeys, they do pretty well for me. Recurring customers and all.
                      rofl, i tough your dog working for you

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                      • Ice
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 26053

                        #12
                        I know html pretty good... I use homesite most wysiwyg programs add too much extra code you don't need.
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                        • sumphatpimp
                          Confirmed User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 5235

                          #13
                          html?
                          whos that
                          sounds like some tgp owner

                          all I know is copy and paste
                          some of your site designs have made me good money

                          changing them ref codes came be a bitch sometimes, ya know?

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                          • bigdog
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 6964

                            #14
                            dont need to just outsource all your work hehe

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                            • skrog
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 7230

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                              html?
                              whos that
                              sounds like some tgp owner

                              all I know is copy and paste
                              some of your site designs have made me good money

                              changing them ref codes came be a bitch sometimes, ya know?
                              Hahahahahaha
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                              • TheFLY
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 11856

                                #16
                                Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                Honestly in this day and age who cares?

                                Who here walks everywhere instead of using a car?

                                Who here listens to serial programs on the radio instead of watching t.v?

                                Who here cooks their tv dinners in a conventional oven instead of a microwave?
                                <table bgcolor="#FF0000"><tr><td>That's pretty funny -- you just described my life perfectly. I walk at least 2 hours every day, I listen to NPR every day, and my microwave is in the closet after I discovered that microwaved food has been proven to cause blood abnormalities.
                                </td><td>
                                <font size=+3>Fuck WYSIWYG! </font>
                                </td></tr></table>

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                                • psili
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 5526

                                  #17
                                  I wish more people, mainly designers, I've been forced to work with would know HTML rather than straight WYSIWYG editors. Especially if those fuckers export from ImageReady and have the ugliest, nested tables I have to code into. I think HTML editors have dumbed people down (to an extent) -- being able to click a couple of buttons in Dreamweaver to create image rollovers doesn't mean you can put that you know HTML and hahahahahahahahahaha on a resume... ahhhh, but I digress..... Yea, I know html and yea editors are nice and very helpful.
                                  Your post count means nothing.

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                                  • 12clicks
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 19814

                                    #18
                                    without wysiwyg, there would have never been a 12clicks.

                                    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                    • Reak
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 17920

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                                      html?
                                      whos that
                                      sounds like some tgp owner

                                      all I know is copy and paste
                                      some of your site designs have made me good money

                                      changing them ref codes came be a bitch sometimes, ya know?
                                      bahaha

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                                      • TheFLY
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 11856

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by iceicebaby
                                        I know html pretty good... I use homesite most wysiwyg programs add too much extra code you don't need.
                                        Exactly!

                                        <u>HTML IS EASY</u>

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                                        • TheFLY
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 11856

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 12clicks
                                          without wysiwyg, there would have never been a 12clicks.

                                          You made your sites in only 12 clicks?

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                                          • KimJ
                                            Registered User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 89

                                            #22
                                            MS Frontpage 2002 for the initial coding/layout, and Notepad for the "fine tuning" (removing the unnecessary tags)..
                                            Adobe Photoshop 7.0 for all the graphics..

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                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                              WW4L
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 10581

                                              #23
                                              I hand code everthing even though i have an editor ...

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                                              • nap
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 2765

                                                #24
                                                i make everything in notepad then paste the code in dreamweaver to see if i screwed up any of the coding. just basics skills though.

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                                                • Loch
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                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                  • 7674

                                                  #25
                                                  I personally dont need to know about it

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                                                  • pornJester
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                                                    • Mar 2001
                                                    • 6138

                                                    #26
                                                    i do.


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                                                    • KingK7
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                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 6372

                                                      #27
                                                      I cant even make a hyperlink without some wysiwyg editor

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                                                      • Sly_RJ
                                                        Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 17042

                                                        #28
                                                        Everything I do is done in TextPad. Can't stand editors. Can't stand the code from other people either... learn how to properly indent damnit!
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                                                        • Seb From Holland
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • May 2002
                                                          • 2747

                                                          #29
                                                          Fuck HTML; XHTML and XML all the way!

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                                                          • FRANKENSTEIN
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                            • 272

                                                            #30
                                                            [head]
                                                            some search engine shit
                                                            [/head]
                                                            [body]
                                                            some shit to look at
                                                            [/body]
                                                            [/html]

                                                            What else is there?
                                                            Pieces of flesh

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                                                            • Undutchable
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 2217

                                                              #31
                                                              I know HTML

                                                              WYSIWYG sucks

                                                              Oh, and I have a big penis.

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                                                              • Dopy
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                • 1572

                                                                #32
                                                                Notepad is far too basic. It has no nesting indent, global find or any of the basic key actions needed to work code.

                                                                People that claim to use notepad alone for html are either stupid or trying to look like some kind of guru.

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                                                                • RedShoe
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                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 14831

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by FRANKENSTEIN
                                                                  [head]
                                                                  some search engine shit
                                                                  [/head]
                                                                  [body]
                                                                  some shit to look at
                                                                  [/body]
                                                                  [/html]

                                                                  What else is there?
                                                                  You forgot to upsell!

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                                                                  • gornyhuy
                                                                    Chafed.
                                                                    • May 2002
                                                                    • 18041

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I have about 20 docs open in ultraedit at any given moment.

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                                                                    • Jakke PNG
                                                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                      • 20306

                                                                      #35
                                                                      TextPad rocks, but I'm too lazy to use it. I use notepad.
                                                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                                                      • bryany
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2001
                                                                        • 2037

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Been doin HTML for about 7 years now (Started it with Geocities, hehe), Photoshop and Illustrator for about 8.

                                                                        Now I use Dreamweaver MX, Photoshop 7, Illustrator 10
                                                                        ya ya, I'll fill this in later...

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                                                                        • Mr.Teen
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 800

                                                                          #37
                                                                          HTML is the easiest language. But some people who don't know squat when it comes to coding, it just doesn't click for them.
                                                                          <img src="http://dn5.com/Dead12.gif">

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                                                                          • FRANKENSTEIN
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                                                                            • Feb 2003
                                                                            • 272

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by RedShoe


                                                                            You forgot to upsell!
                                                                            Oops... Sorry, lemme try again:


                                                                            [head]
                                                                            some search engine shit
                                                                            [/head]
                                                                            [body]
                                                                            some shit to look at
                                                                            [a href="http://www.collegefuckfest.com"]JOIN NOW![/a]
                                                                            [/body]
                                                                            [/html]



                                                                            Is that better?
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                                                                            • Hustlin Entertainment
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                              • 2326

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Mr.Teen
                                                                              HTML is the easiest language. But some people who don't know squat when it comes to coding, it just doesn't click for them.
                                                                              Html is a language? Didn't know it was that complex.

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                                                                              • lyno
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                                                                                • May 2003
                                                                                • 474

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • docjohnson
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                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                  • 173

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  What's HTML?
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                                                                                  • Jakke PNG
                                                                                    ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                    • Nov 2001
                                                                                    • 20306

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Hustlin Entertainment

                                                                                    Html is a language?
                                                                                    You OF COURSE know that html stands for HyperText Markup Language, right?
                                                                                    ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                    • Mr.Teen
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                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                      • 800

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Hustlin Entertainment

                                                                                      Html is a language? Didn't know it was that complex.
                                                                                      <img src="http://dn5.com/Dead12.gif">

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                                                                                      • JDog
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                                                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                                                        • 7453

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                                                        Honestly in this day and age who cares?

                                                                                        Who here walks everywhere instead of using a car?

                                                                                        Who here listens to serial programs on the radio instead of watching t.v?

                                                                                        Who here cooks their tv dinners in a conventional oven instead of a microwave?

                                                                                        wysiwyg programs were created to improve upon our lives, to improve upon our efficiency, saving time, and money among other things.

                                                                                        I have a working knowledge of html and use dreamweaver, but to brag that you only code using notepad impresses me about as much as the size you claim your penis is.
                                                                                        This is true. Why should I waste time programming all the HTML in notepad, when I need to program PHP too! PHP is the only thing that I need to program in notepad/dreamweaver by hand! Perl is also done in notepad for me!

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                                                                                        • Mr.Teen
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                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                          • 800

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather

                                                                                          You OF COURSE know that html stands for HyperText Markup Language, right?
                                                                                          He was joking
                                                                                          <img src="http://dn5.com/Dead12.gif">

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                                                                                          • Jakke PNG
                                                                                            ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                            • Nov 2001
                                                                                            • 20306

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Mr.Teen


                                                                                            He was joking
                                                                                            You can never be sure.
                                                                                            ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                            • FRANKENSTEIN
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                                                              • 272

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I prefer just handcoding everything in binary:

                                                                                              00001101 00001010 01010011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100001 01110010 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010 01010011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00001101 00001010 01001010 01101111 01101001 01101110 00100000 01001110 01101111 01110111 00100001 00001101 00001010 00001101 00001010
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                                                                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                                • 20306

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by FRANKENSTEIN
                                                                                                I prefer just handcoding everything in binary:
                                                                                                That's hardcore, I only do stuff with assembler.
                                                                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                • Dopy
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                  • 1572

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  For anyone who likes to clean up dumb code made by your WYSWYG proggy - this one is not too heavy and has a render module built in.

                                                                                                  http://www.editplus.com/

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                                                                                                  • FRANKENSTEIN
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                                                                    • 272

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by TeenGodFather

                                                                                                    That's hardcore, I only do stuff with assembler.
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