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- Homer's reminders to himself:
[left hand]
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[right hand]
Lenny = white
Carl = black
Lenny: Plus, they'll put you on one of those organ donor sucker
lists. Everyone who wants an eyeball or a spine or a vestigial tail will be after ya!
Homer: Question two. Who was your last employer?
Shary: Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex.
Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?
Marge: No.
Homer: Come on! Isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy.
Marge: That's Carl.
Homer: Oh yeah! [back to Shary] So! You worked for Carl, eh?