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  • Mazer Rackus
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    • Apr 2002
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    #1

    Caught cat pissing in living room - chased her and smacked the shit out of

    her. What are the chances she'll do it again? Did I scare her into never doing it again? Fucking beast.
  • buddyjuf

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    bad bad master

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    • Mr.Fiction
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      #3
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      • AssFairy
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        #4
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        • Dildozer
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            • galleryseek
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              #7
              heh. i dunno about smacking the shit out of a cat for doing that, make it an outdoors cat, dont let it in the house if you dont want an animal pissing on certain areas...

              however, i'm not one of those "animals are so precious / tree hugger" homos. theres this one stray cat that keeps pissing on our front porch floor mat and fuckin w/ our other cats.... next time i see it im aiming for it right in the head with a pellet gun. die.

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              • Buff
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                • AssFairy
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Dildozer
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                  • InsaneMidget
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                    • May 2002
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                    #10
                    Cat's don't recognize beatings as a way of learning something. Quite stupid on your part either way, and hope you die, BUT, using a spray bottle and spraying it in the face with water I find works well. Cats hate it. Also, cover the smell of piss with a citrus type scent, cats hate that as well, otherwise they might keep doing it if they keep smelling the piss scent.

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                    • BradShaw
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                      #11
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                      • kewldudeinla
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                        #12
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                        • Porndealer
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                          #13
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                          • BradShaw
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                            #14
                            You should do what Greg did, cat pissed on the floor over and over again, he made his wife take it to the vet to put it to sleep. Thats what I call a strong pimp hand!
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                            • SetTheWorldonFire
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by BradShaw
                              You should do what Greg did, cat pissed on the floor over and over again, he made his wife take it to the vet to put it to sleep. Thats what I call a strong pimp hand!
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                              • http
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                                #16
                                Be _really_ nice to her every time she does it and after another 2-3 times she'll stop it. She wants your attention or has some other psycho problem but you can usually heal that easily when you're nice to her. Stuffing her face into the piss, spraying shit into her face... all these stupid hearsay techniques will not help, besides being cruel.


                                But chances are you just want to have a controversial thread and I am wasitng my time. Hope you didn't really beat your cat fucktard

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                                • BradShaw
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                                  #17
                                  I am against animal cruelty, but nothing wrong with putting a cat to sleep, too many of them as is.
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                                  • magicmike
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BradShaw
                                    You should do what Greg did, cat pissed on the floor over and over again, he made his wife take it to the vet to put it to sleep. Thats what I call a strong pimp hand!



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                                      • Evil Chris
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                                        #20
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                                        • Spunky
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                                          • Madball
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                                            #22
                                            I think Ted @ Prohosters has a special hand for cats
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                                            • DarkJedi
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                                              • Evil1
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                                                #24
                                                I had a cat that used to enjoy shitting all around the outside of the kittylitter, it now lives outside.

                                                punt the fucker out the door.

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                                                • LadyMischief
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                                                  #25
                                                  Usually it's because something's wrong with their box, or it's a health problem (if they haven't done it before). Did you change litters? Some cats are REALLY particular about their litters... I have one who if I change litter pisses on somethign RIGHT in front of me so I know he's mad.. Change his litter back and all is well. Do the litter test and if that's not it.. what' has changed in the house? Did you get a kitten? Have a baby? Anything? Barring all that, take your cat to the vet and get them checked for a urinary tract infection...

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                                                  • MetaMan
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                                                    #26
                                                    cats are for pakies

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                                                    • Evil1
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by http
                                                      Be _really_ nice to her every time she does it and after another 2-3 times she'll stop it. She wants your attention or has
                                                      How about I come over and piss on your pillow.. you gonna be really really nice to me? and if you are, do you really think i wont piss on your pillow again?

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                                                      • aztecvision
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                                                        • Feb 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        Get a dog, then wait for the cat to piss in your living room again. Beat the fuck out of the cat while the dog watches, hell you might as well kill the fucker while you're at it.

                                                        Keep the dog, I doubt it'll give you any trouble.

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                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                          cats are for pakies

                                                          who are pakies ?

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                                                          • angeleyes
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by aztecvision
                                                            Get a dog, then wait for the cat to piss in your living room again. Beat the fuck out of the cat while the dog watches, hell you might as well kill the fucker while you're at it.

                                                            Keep the dog, I doubt it'll give you any trouble.

                                                            If he doesn't want the cat anymore he should give it up for adoption-not beat the hell out of it. Cats don't understand that, and as LM said---it's most likely a health related issue.
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                                                            • emmanuelle
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                                                              #31
                                                              When your cat pees where he's not supposed to, and right in front of you, he's trying to let you know that something is wrong. Get him to a vet. UTI or crystals (like kidney stones) are very common reasons for this.

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                                                              • Mazer Rackus
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                                                                • Apr 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by emmanuelle
                                                                When your cat pees where he's not supposed to, and right in front of you, he's trying to let you know that something is wrong. Get him to a vet. UTI or crystals (like kidney stones) are very common reasons for this.
                                                                yeah ?
                                                                well, i guess that swift kick to the kidneys has fixed his problems - the fucker is nowhere to be seen

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                                                                • natas
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by InsaneMidget
                                                                  Cat's don't recognize beatings as a way of learning something. Also, cover the smell of piss with a citrus type scent, cats hate that as well, otherwise they might keep doing it if they keep smelling the piss scent.
                                                                  agreed. the cat wont understand that youre hitting it for shitting.

                                                                  A few drops of vinegar also does good to stop them doing it again in the same place.

                                                                  (Just got a new kitten on friday)

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                                                                  • Mazer Rackus
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                                                                    • Apr 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by natas


                                                                    agreed. the cat wont understand that youre hitting it for shitting.

                                                                    A few drops of vinegar also does good to stop them doing it again in the same place.

                                                                    (Just got a new kitten on friday)

                                                                    a few drops of vinegar in his eyes ?
                                                                    won't he go blind ? my gf will be mad if he does.

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                                                                    • LadyMischief
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Put vinegar where the cat peed.. they tend to shy away from very strong smells..

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                                                                      • Ironhorse
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        No. Actually the cat has no idea why you hit it. It will only think of you as that lunatic that goes into a rage once in a while for no apparent reason.
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                                                                        • Mazer Rackus
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          you know what ? some people say its not even a pee. the bastard is horny and he has to mark his territory all around the house !!

                                                                          damn that shit smells !!

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                                                                          • Ironhorse
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
                                                                            you know what ? some people say its not even a pee. the bastard is horny and he has to mark his territory all around the house !!

                                                                            damn that shit smells !!
                                                                            Yeah it's 'spraying'. You can take them to a vet for a 'snippity' 'snip' adventure or the alternative is not that great:

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                                                                            • Mazer Rackus
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              oh its spraying ?

                                                                              I'LL SHOW HIM SOME SPRAYING

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                                                                                • Spunky
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi



                                                                                  who are pakies ?
                                                                                  Paki's like in hindu

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                                                                                  • Lee
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Like in Hindu??? Thats one way to upset them

                                                                                    Teabags coated in olbas oil, keeps the cats well out of the way. Particularly good in the garden if you dont want them digging up your flowerbeds plus they blend in quite well.

                                                                                    If he's spraying in the house a trip to the vet to get his bollocks cut off usually pacifies their ambitions.

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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • KDizzla
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                                                                                          my cat would claw the shit out of me.
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                                                                                          • 404
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I read somewhere that males who mistreat cats are likely to be the same people who bash nancy-boys.

                                                                                            Maybe if they were desexed they might learn to like small amimals and respect poo-packers. Who knows
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                                                                                            • reynold
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              ahhh

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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by 404
                                                                                                ...... who bash nancy-boys.
                                                                                                lol.. haven't heard that one in a while.. how old are you?
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                                                                                                • Gimmy
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by InsaneMidget
                                                                                                  Cat's don't recognize beatings as a way of learning something. Quite stupid on your part either way, and hope you die, BUT, using a spray bottle and spraying it in the face with water I find works well. Cats hate it. Also, cover the smell of piss with a citrus type scent, cats hate that as well, otherwise they might keep doing it if they keep smelling the piss scent.
                                                                                                  You are very wrong. After a couple of smacks, my cat no more jumps on my kitchen table nor scratches her nails against my chair.

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                                                                                                  • InsaneMidget
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Gimmy


                                                                                                    You are very wrong. After a couple of smacks, my cat no more jumps on my kitchen table nor scratches her nails against my chair.



                                                                                                    Fuck you, you lazy slut. Hitting an animal is bullshit, usually seems like the people that hit their pets were touched one too many times by grandpa or daddy when they were kids and need to take it out on an animal.

                                                                                                    Beating a cat to train it, is just lazy. Better, harmless ways to get the job done then that.

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