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Old 03-05-2004, 02:14 PM  
Rich
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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One of my favorites is squeaky voice kid when sideshow bob puts has the bomb at the airshow. Everyone's stampeding out and he says "Stamp your hands for re-entry".



The Sea Captain is probably my favorite character besides Homer.

Arr, here be a fine vessel, the yarest river going boat thar be."

Homer: I'll take it

(boat sinks)

"arr, I don't know what I'm doing."

or

Captain: "Arr, matee, narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin' ahead for our precious cargo."

Sailor: "Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?"

McAllister: "Aye, the hot pants."
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