Homer trying to buy illegal fireworks:
Homer: Yeah, ummm... let me have some of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a couple of those panty shields <font size="1">someillegalfireworks</font> AND one of those disposable enemas.
Hindu clerk selling illegal fireworks:
Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love the M-320. Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
