Homer: With ten thousand dollars we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like..... love!
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Homer: From now on, these bills are going to come out of your allowance!
Bart: You'll have to raise my allowance to about ten thousand dollars a week...
Homer: Then that's what I'll DO, smart guy
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Homer: Well, it's time to go to work
Homer's Brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to go on the Duff Brewery tour
Homer: Roll in at nine, punch out at five, that's the plan!
Homer's Brain: heh heh heh. They don't suspect a thing.
Homer: ...
Homer's Brain: well, off to the plant
Homer: Then to the Duff Brewery
Homer's Brain: Uh oh. Did I say that or just think it?
Homer: I've got to think of a lie fast!
Marge: Homer, are you going to the Duff Brewery?
Homer: AAAGH!
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