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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I guess it just seemed, to me at least, that every job in mainstream got turned into a huge multi-month long ordeal for no reason... everything always had to be difficult.
In porn, it's more focused. The categories may change, but the bottom line is we're all pushing sex for a buck, in the best way we can come up with. The bullshit is cut by 80% right there. And no one is going to have teams of people sitting in a conference room for 2 months discussing various shades of yellow for a table border.
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A SLIDE SHOW progresses, run by a chipper salesman, WALTER. Jack sits, deadpan, with a PUFFY LIP and a BRUISED cheek. Boss and other associates are there too.
WALTER
The basic premise of cyber netting any office is make things more efficient.
JACK (V.O.)
Monday mornings, all I could do was think about next week.
BOSS
Can I get the icon is corn-flower blue?
WALTER
Absolutely. Efficiency is priority number one, people. Because waste is a thief.
(indicating Jack)
I showed this already to my man here. You liked it, didn't you?
Jack smiles. His teeth are RED with BLOOD. They GLOW eerily in the dim light. Everybody stares at him.
JACK (V.O.)
You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
