Sometimes, Women Scare Me.....

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  • SykkBoy
    Jesus loves bacon
    • Feb 2001
    • 19969

    #1

    Sometimes, Women Scare Me.....

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    An Army wife, knowing her husband was cheating on her while he was stationed in the Middle East, sent him a little care package containing a VHS tape of an episode of "South Park" and some chocolate cookies.

    Excited, the husband invited his buddies over to enjoy the show -- and the treats. But before anyone could scream, "Oh my God, you killed Kenny!" an image of his wife popped up, sucking his best friend's dick. His wife grinned as she spit his buddy's business into the cookie dough and said, "I want a divorce."
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  • JDog
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 7453

    #2
    Blame everything on TV. That's how it works!

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    • SpaceAce
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 6493

      #3
      Holy shit, how many variations of this ancient urban legend are there?

      SpaceAce

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      • SpaceAce
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 6493

        #4
        "... and saw a man with a hook, who had just removed someone's kidney and left them in a bathtub full of ice, suck off an albino alligator from the sewers of New York and spit the cum into the brownie mix."

        SpaceAce

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        • SykkBoy2
          Jesus loves bacon
          • Feb 2001
          • 19969

          #5
          Originally posted by SpaceAce
          Holy shit, how many variations of this ancient urban legend are there?

          SpaceAce
          about 12 ;-)

          but I love carlota's writing style
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          • stevecore
            Confirmed User
            • May 2003
            • 6130

            #6
            if it's true, thats fuckin sweet.

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            • marcu5
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 1485

              #7
              it's an old joke.

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