I fucking hate Ashton Kutcher

Don't shoot him, just send him my way.

Jealousy is a bitch, isn't it

I think Bruce Willis hates him more than you do.

COCKBLOCKER!

indeed it is, hehe.

I tripple that..............

Who is that? I did an image search on Google... looks like a lil wannabe fratboy no-talent loudmouth needsaslap punk bastard.

Am I wrong?

Would be cool to give it to Demi Moore once or twice

WHY does he have a career?!
Who is his agent...Satan?!

don't know him personally so I can't say.

Seems like he's playing his cards perfectly so far though.

The fucker

is there a point at this ?

Bruce will give him a bitchslap into next year if ashton hurts Demi

I think Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher engage in bum bum love and this whole Demi Moore thing is just a cover up.

It's true!

Don't hate the player...hate the game. Hollywood sucks.

Jealous are we?

nope

Good point!! It's all marketing and spoon feeding the public as to what is cool. Mmmmm spoon feeding!

Anyone remember him at the Player's ball a couple years ago? I think he was even trying to sing with Digital Underground and most likely under the unfluence of a controlled substance, but I'm sure D$ could shed more light on that ;-))))

http://www.msnbc.com/news/921506.asp


"THE THREE STARS of the film, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore, first worked the red carpet and posed for pics. Then, well after the carpet was cleared, Moore arrived with young hottie Ashton Kutcher, her ex-hubby Bruce Willis and their three daughters."

Things that make you say hmmm

I guess there friends that what people magizine said

Sure, friends. I think ol' Ashy has an Oedipal complex.

SpaceAce

Ashton Kutcher Can't Dance

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,90467,00.html

Ashton Kutcher looks like he could be Demi's son....

I feel for the kids

you describing Bruce or Ashton ?

I hate him as well, he's a little no talent punk that tries to relate to the audience on Punk'd by pretending he's poor, he talks retarded white man ebonics and always has this fucked up grin on his face... He likes to wear a "John Deer" hat and refer to the old days when he drove an F150 haha.. He probably doesnt even know what an F150 is, just keep reading off the teleprompter.

He's way overexposed right now. I think people will get sick of him soon enough.

He really doesn't bother me in any way, but I am sick of seeing the fucking kids in stupid Abercrombie trucker hats. They are almost as bad as the rags of backwards visors.

The guy is brutally overexposed/.

You should follow some of the shit the Village Voice Sex columnist says about Kutcher.

Dan Savage on Kutcher:

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0206/savage.php

"Ashton Kutcher is hosting Saturday Night Live as I write this, and he's doing the monologue wearing no pants, just tighty whities. I immediately thought, "God, I hope Dan Savage is watching this," and ran to my computer. ?DW

I wouldn't have missed Ashton hosting SNL for the World Series of Poker. And when he walked out in his underwear I thought, "Maybe there is a God!" Bill Bennett and Ashton Kutcher both exposed on the same day?! Thank you, Jesus. And thank you too, Washington Monthly, Newsweek, and Lorne Michaels.

However . . . I have a bone to pick with the American people. Back when I first started writing about Ashton, most of the readers responded: "Ashton who?" When I said, "Ashton Kutcher, only the most beautiful man on television today," people told me to stop thinking with my dick. Yes, I was thinking with my dick. Find me a guy who doesn't. And to everyone who doubted my dick's judgment, well, I can't resist pointing out that my dick has been vindicated. Everybody has the hots for Ashton now. The next time my dick has something to say, listen "

"In reference to your "Brad Pitt coming on Ashton Kutcher's face" fantasy: Brad, excellent; Ashton, excellent; bondage, excellent. What I don't get is the coming-on-the-face part. I am a female in a relationship with a male. Through him I have become aware of the prevalence in straight male porn of coming on women's faces, and now I see that this seems to resonate for gay males as well.

No one has ever come on my face, but if they did I know I would feel pretty degraded. So tell me, Dan, why does something that seems so degrading figure in these fantasies? ?Young Enquiring Chick Cum Hater

Coming all over someone's face doesn't just seem degrading, YECCH, it actually is degrading, and it's for precisely that reason so many people get off on it?and I can't imagine the news that some men and women enjoy doing dirty and degrading things would come as a shock to anyone who reads my column on a regular basis. Coming on someone's face is not about sweet, sweet love; it's about hot, hot sex.

There is a "marking my territory" element to it, and I'm happy to report that it's a kind of symbolic violation of the person whose face is being ejaculated on. As the man comes, he's thinking, "Oh, yeah, she wants my dick so fuckin' bad that she'll let me shoot all over her fuckin' face." The exact same sexy, degrading, erotic charge that inspires some men to come all over women's faces also inspires some gay men to do the same to their partners.



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Living in Hollywood, one sees celebrities in their natural habitat with numbing frequency. As luck would have it, the week after you wrote about Brad Pitt coming on Ashton Kutcher's face, I ran into young Master Kutcher outside a French restaurant on Franklin Avenue. I thought it might warm your heart to know that I couldn't look at him without picturing gobs of Brad Pitt's semen dripping off his nose and chin. ?Star Grazing in LA

Thanks for sharing, SGLA.



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Way to go, Dan! A column that was all sex and no politics, and had a huge variety of titillating topics! Just one question. Who the hell is Ashton Kutcher? ?Clue Me In

WHO IS ASHTON KUTCHER? ONLY the most beautiful man on television today. He plays Kelso on Fox's That 70's Show and has appeared in a handful of movies (all of them awful) including Down to You, Texas Rangers, and Dude, Where's My Car? He is frequently the subject of heavy-breathing stories in teenybopper magazines like Teen People and The New Republic. Ashton is so famous that there are currently 40 Ashton Kutcher items for sale on eBay including an autographed index card, a pair of his pants, and a mint-condition Dude, Where's My Car? lobby placard.

And not only is Ashton beautiful, he's also the perfect male facial victim, as he's got a broad, open face, with plenty of surface area, and his eyes are widely spaced, which would make it possible for Brad to shoot him between the eyes without actually getting any spunk in his eyes.



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I'll see your "Brad Pitt coming all over Ashton Kutcher's face," and raise you a "Sean William Scott sitting on Jimmy Fallon's face." ?Fan in Phila

Well, I see your "Sean William Scott sitting on Jimmy Fallon's face" and raise you a Jason Sehorn eating Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey out of Freddie Prinze Jr.'s armpits.



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I have to agree with KS in Portland, who felt you shouldn't spend so much of your column talking about Brad Pitt coming on Ashton Kutcher's face. I think you should devote your time to other subjects, such as Josh Hartnett riding Ben Affleck's cock, or Heath Ledger giving Chris Klein a tongue bath, or maybe a Hobbit threesome featuring Frodo, Merry, and Pippin. In a column that devotes so much space to disturbing subjects like pain, excrement, and heterosexuals, this would be a welcome relief. (By the way, can't Ashton come on Brad once in a while?) ?Need a Few Minutes Alone

I'm sure Ashton could come on Brad's face in reality, but we're not talking about reality here. Remember, this is my fantasy. Do what you like with Ashton and Brad?and Josh, Ben, Heath, Charlie, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin?in your own fantasies, NAFMA, but in my fantasies Brad will always be coming on Ashton's face. "

Anyone ever watched Punk'd on MTV? That Ashton character is hilarious though.

hes like carrottop, only less ugly and more annoying

I think that show is awesome, what do you guys all have against him? just jealousy or something?

me first ! me first!

so what if aston can't dance... he wouldn't need where i'd have him.


ah...what the hell.. they are both great looking.... i'd do 'em both

Its his friends that pull the pranks now, ashton is soo overexposed he cant do shit anymore, hopefully they will get rid of him or something

Don't let the act fool you.


biochemical engineering major

http://www.caller.com/ccct/entertain...693315,00.html

He majored in and then dropped out.

I could declare my major genetics and astrophysics, probably pass the intro courses, but beyond that I would be fucked. But I could still walk around and tell people I am double majoring in genetics and astrophysics.

He needs to die. He is typecast. In 5 years it will be Ashton Who?

I want the guy who played the sensitive jock in the American Pie movies to die.

in the meantime except the fact Demi is with him

Just remember if he dies that he has a twin brother LOL

That guy is a turd isn't he.

I hate Donald Sparrow.

Who is this Ashton guy?

I hate Ben Affleck

but he was the bomb in Phantoms......

Ashton is one of the funniest ppl in hollywood.

haha very true

Start fucking Demo Moore (or insert any hot famous chick for Demi) and all of a sudden you become hated!!

Kutcher is doing roles like Keanu Reeves did during his first years of actor..

Remember Bill and Ted excellent adventure.. Same stupid stuff...