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**-=HOAX=-** · 06-24-2003, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Marry me? Wait, fuck I'm already married. Wanna be a boytoy? I'm in lust with your mind.

Is it cool if my weiner is tiny?

*ahem* Five Oh...

**FillmoreSlim** · 06-24-2003, 05:38 PM

this might be 50

**Tala** · 06-24-2003, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Marry me? Wait, fuck I'm already married. Wanna be a boytoy? I'm in lust with your mind.

Yeah, but see, you really could use a new girlfriend.

Say...about 5'9", green eyes, red hair...hmmm...

**-=HOAX=-** · 06-24-2003, 05:39 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Yeah, but see, you really could use a new girlfriend.

Say...about 5'9", green eyes, red hair...hmmm...

I tell you what...we'll all get together, you two can go down on eachother and I'll just wax poetic in the corner...

**Tala** · 06-24-2003, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

I tell you what...we'll all get together, you two can go down on eachother and I'll just wax poetic in the corner...

Poetic? So THAT'S what you call your wienie!

Interesting name. Do you use Turtle Wax or board wax?

**-=HOAX=-** · 06-24-2003, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Poetic? So THAT'S what you call your wienie!

Interesting name. Do you use Turtle Wax or board wax?

Bikini wax...

**SpaceAce** · 06-24-2003, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Poetic? So THAT'S what you call your wienie!

Interesting name. Do you use Turtle Wax or board wax?

Come on, he uses Sex Wax. Am I the only one who saw this obvious joke?

SpaceAce

**Tala** · 06-24-2003, 05:49 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Bikini wax...

Does it hurt when you rip it off?

for you, SpaceAce, dammit, I didn't think of that until you mentioned it.

**LadyMischief** · 06-24-2003, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-

Is it cool if my weiner is tiny?

*ahem* Five Oh...

That's fine.. You are just gonna sit in a corner and feed me epiphany after epiphany until I need some REAL dick...in which case I have the hubby!

**LadyMischief** · 06-24-2003, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Yeah, but see, you really could use a new girlfriend.

Say...about 5'9", green eyes, red hair...hmmm...

Purr meow.

**LadyMischief** · 06-24-2003, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by SpaceAce

Come on, he uses Sex Wax. Am I the only one who saw this obvious joke?

SpaceAce

I figured it was far too corny.

**Ironhorse** · 06-24-2003, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Da Wigga !

rappers use young boys for $$$.

porn uses young girls for $$$.

I think it doesn't require much thinking to figure out where in this equation you'd rather be..

**SpaceAce** · 06-24-2003, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by Tala
Does it hurt when you rip it off?

for you, SpaceAce, dammit, I didn't think of that until you mentioned it.

Heh heh, it was right there just WAITING to be said

SpaceAce

**Tala** · 06-24-2003, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Purr meow.

jact has pics taken of me just last night.

Meerrrrrrrrow.

**LadyMischief** · 06-24-2003, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by Tala
jact has pics taken of me just last night.

Meerrrrrrrrow.

Does he now.. he didn't share.. I'm going to have to talk to him and steal the pics.. Then post his pics to all the gay boards.. I think that's just what I'll do as punishment for not sharing..

**Tala** · 06-24-2003, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by SpaceAce

Heh heh, it was right there just WAITING to be said

SpaceAce

True, dat. So naturally, I didn't see it 'cause it was right there.

**Tala** · 06-24-2003, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief

Does he now.. he didn't share.. I'm going to have to talk to him and steal the pics.. Then post his pics to all the gay boards.. I think that's just what I'll do as punishment for not sharing..

oops. Thought he'd shared them with you. I didn't mean to get him in trouble!

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