Do you really think a woman can live up to your expectations, or do you actually have to live up to hers?
What do men expect from their women?
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I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.
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Any woman can live up to my expectations. They are simple: Fuck my brains out for a few months until it gets old, then don't bother me anymore.
How hard is that?
You'd be surprised at the number of women who can't follow those two simple steps.
Dumb bitches.Comment
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lol Lee.
Probably my best option too...lolComment
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LOL Jeff, I wonder if men really find joy with blow up dolls? Nobody ever wants to admit to the extremes they will go to get off?
Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.
The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.
Lee shakes her head.Comment
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Hah. Mine does all that... (Well except for the beer part, since I don't drink beer) And she's 9 years younger than me. On the downside, I'll probably die of a heart attack before I reach 40 thanks to her appetite for sex...Originally posted by AM Jeff
I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.
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lol Lee.
I dunno..never tried a blow up doll.
Them things look too funny to me..lol
I do get orders for them thru my plugin toy store.
Kinda makes you wonder wtf these people look like thou.Comment
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EEK!! That is the first time I ever heard of that one!!Originally posted by LeeNoga
LOL Jeff, I wonder if men really find joy with blow up dolls? Nobody ever wants to admit to the extremes they will go to get off?
Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.
The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.
Lee shakes her head.AIM sherierocks
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Sherie, you have no idea how many free sites are up that let surfers share self masterbating stories, tips, tricks and techniques.
There is not doubt men, are genitalia obsessed.
If it were not for the possibility of growing a beard, I would love some of this testoterone.
Our genitalia just does not lend itself to boinking watermelons, or fucking couch cushions...*sigh*
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We do the whole together thing.. it includes the good and the bad.. we just try to make each other happy but expectations can't be unreasonable or even the most perfect mate will get frustrated and just give up. It doesn't have to be men, women are just as bad or worse in some cases.Comment
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No women's expectations any more!Originally posted by LeeNoga
Do you really think a woman can live up to your expectations, or do you actually have to live up to hers?
Had too much of it, got divorced and went into adult biz.
As for now: my way or the highway. That's it...Comment
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All i ecpect from my girl, is smiles and good times, the rest we can make do with as it comes.
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why not just go join the rebel fighting in Liberia or something?... it would be a much smoother ride.Comment
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Why do you want your underwear and socks IRONED??Originally posted by AM Jeff
I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.
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I'm not threatened by lesbians in the least.Originally posted by mule
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Originally posted by LeeNoga
Forest why do I bother you so much?
why are you spending so much time on the boards that you say are worthless and have no value?
now that you want to promote your new pet projects -- they seem to have some value?Comment
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That's it? And you can't find a woman who can live up to that?Originally posted by ebus_dk
1 - dont lie
2 - dont cheat on me
3 - dont expect me to guess everything you think
4 - do that, and I will walk throug hell with you - forever
Damn.
Move to someplace in "flyover" country for a little while - lots of good girls out there - and then go back to whatever plastic surgery hell you're currently living in with her by your side.Comment
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its never good to get into something with expectations, everyone is different and will bring different things into the relationship or whatever it is. i have needs that i would hope my girl could fill, all i expect is love, understanding, open mindedness ability to carry on a good conversation be honest and like sex.Last edited by BlackCrayon; 06-18-2003, 02:26 PM.you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..Comment
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Hmm .. I have to try that sometimeOriginally posted by LeeNoga
Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.
The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.
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