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  • LeeNoga
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    • Jul 2001
    • 3043

    #1

    What do men expect from their women?

    Do you really think a woman can live up to your expectations, or do you actually have to live up to hers?
  • ADL Colin
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    • Feb 2001
    • 11929

    #2
    I have to live up to my own expectations which is higher than Amanda's are for me. ;-)


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    • AM Jeff
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      • Aug 2002
      • 1320

      #3
      I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.


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      • Johny Traffic
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        • Apr 2003
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        #4
        I dont even live up to my own expectations


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        • LeeNoga
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          • Jul 2001
          • 3043

          #5
          Jeff, there are some wonderful robotic implanted real life blow up dolls as options? :-)

          You listed what she can do for you, what can you do for her?
          Last edited by LeeNoga; 06-13-2003, 05:31 AM.

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          • Gutterboy
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jul 2002
            • 4751

            #6
            Any woman can live up to my expectations. They are simple: Fuck my brains out for a few months until it gets old, then don't bother me anymore.

            How hard is that?

            You'd be surprised at the number of women who can't follow those two simple steps.

            Dumb bitches.

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            • AM Jeff
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              • Aug 2002
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              #7
              lol Lee.

              Probably my best option too...lol

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              • Rich J.
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                • Apr 2002
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                #8
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                • LeeNoga
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                  • Jul 2001
                  • 3043

                  #9
                  LOL Jeff, I wonder if men really find joy with blow up dolls? Nobody ever wants to admit to the extremes they will go to get off?

                  Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.

                  The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.

                  Lee shakes her head.

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                  • evilpurple
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                    • Apr 2003
                    • 95

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AM Jeff
                    I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.

                    Hah. Mine does all that... (Well except for the beer part, since I don't drink beer) And she's 9 years younger than me. On the downside, I'll probably die of a heart attack before I reach 40 thanks to her appetite for sex...
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                    • michel
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                      • Mar 2002
                      • 3420

                      #11
                      I expect a woman to be herself, and vice versa.

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                      • DarkJedi
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                        • Feb 2001
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                        #12
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                        • ADL Colin
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                          • Feb 2001
                          • 11929

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Johny Traffic
                          I dont even live up to my own expectations
                          Your expectations are too high.


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                          • Lykos
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                            • Apr 2003
                            • 31027

                            #14
                            i always tought that there must be bouth side understanding if u want your relationship to be good,i am not expecting anything except sex for start

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                            • AM Jeff
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 1320

                              #15
                              lol Lee.
                              I dunno..never tried a blow up doll.
                              Them things look too funny to me..lol

                              I do get orders for them thru my plugin toy store.
                              Kinda makes you wonder wtf these people look like thou.

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                              • sherie
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                                • Feb 2002
                                • 7020

                                #16
                                Originally posted by LeeNoga
                                LOL Jeff, I wonder if men really find joy with blow up dolls? Nobody ever wants to admit to the extremes they will go to get off?

                                Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.

                                The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.

                                Lee shakes her head.
                                EEK!! That is the first time I ever heard of that one!!
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                                • LeeNoga
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                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 3043

                                  #17
                                  Sherie, you have no idea how many free sites are up that let surfers share self masterbating stories, tips, tricks and techniques.

                                  There is not doubt men, are genitalia obsessed.

                                  If it were not for the possibility of growing a beard, I would love some of this testoterone.

                                  Our genitalia just does not lend itself to boinking watermelons, or fucking couch cushions...*sigh*

                                  :-)

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                                  • sherie
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                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 7020

                                    #18
                                    Wow!! I need some links, I need to check this shit out!! I knew they were obsessed with their genitals, but trying to think of different ways to fuck, that is classic!!
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                                    • LadyMischief
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                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 18135

                                      #19
                                      We do the whole together thing.. it includes the good and the bad.. we just try to make each other happy but expectations can't be unreasonable or even the most perfect mate will get frustrated and just give up. It doesn't have to be men, women are just as bad or worse in some cases.

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                                      • PicturesContent
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                                        • May 2003
                                        • 286

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by LeeNoga
                                        Do you really think a woman can live up to your expectations, or do you actually have to live up to hers?
                                        No women's expectations any more!
                                        Had too much of it, got divorced and went into adult biz.
                                        As for now: my way or the highway. That's it...

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                                        • TheFLY
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 11856

                                          #21
                                          purity.

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                                          • rocki
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 988

                                            #22
                                            I wonder how many guys has read this thread and is now banging their couch (if they haven't banged it already)

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                                            • sherie
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                                              • Feb 2002
                                              • 7020

                                              #23
                                              LOL Rocki, you know they are looking for something to bang!
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                                              • 4Pics
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                                                • Dec 2001
                                                • 7952

                                                #24
                                                I would think most guys expect to get sex?

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                                                • Sassyass
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                                                  • Dec 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
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                                                  • Pleasurepays
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                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                    • 11913

                                                    #26
                                                    she should be able to fly.

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                                                    • LeeNoga
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                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 3043

                                                      #27
                                                      Thanks for thinking of me, I love that pic, don't ya just hate that about me!

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                                                      • Fletch XXX
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                                                        • Jan 2002
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                                                        #28
                                                        All i ecpect from my girl, is smiles and good times, the rest we can make do with as it comes.

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                                                        • Pleasurepays
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                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 11913

                                                          #29
                                                          everyone loves an outspoken lesbian woman in porn who announces she wants to be a catholic nun and stay in porn.

                                                          why not just go join the rebel fighting in Liberia or something?... it would be a much smoother ride.

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                                                          • Beastiepoo
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                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                            • 1971

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by AM Jeff
                                                            I have yet to find a woman that can give good bj's, cook, clean, iron my socks and underwear, fetch my beer, take out the trash and let me sleep after sex.

                                                            Why do you want your underwear and socks IRONED??
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                                                            • Raven
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                                                              • Jul 2001
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                                                              #31
                                                              My expectations are negotiable and fluid as are my husband's.

                                                              Good question, Lee.
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                                                              • sherie
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                                                                • Feb 2002
                                                                • 7020

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Beastiepoo


                                                                Why do you want your underwear and socks IRONED??
                                                                I would do it for him, however, the catch is, he must be wearing them at the time
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                                                                • LeeNoga
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                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 3043

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Forest why do I bother you so much?

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                                                                  • mule
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                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 6085

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by LeeNoga
                                                                    Forest why do I bother you so much?
                                                                    Men who are insecure about their manhood find lesbians threatening.
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                                                                    • Machete_
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                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                      • 14579

                                                                      #35
                                                                      1 - dont lie
                                                                      2 - dont cheat on me
                                                                      3 - dont expect me to guess everything you think
                                                                      4 - do that, and I will walk throug hell with you - forever

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                                                                      • stocktrader23
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                                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                                        • 18781

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by mule

                                                                        Men who are insecure about their manhood find lesbians threatening.
                                                                        I'm not threatened by lesbians in the least.


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                                                                        • Pleasurepays
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                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 11913

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by LeeNoga
                                                                          Forest why do I bother you so much?

                                                                          why are you spending so much time on the boards that you say are worthless and have no value?

                                                                          now that you want to promote your new pet projects -- they seem to have some value?

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                                                                          • Carrie
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                                                                            • Apr 2002
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by ebus_dk
                                                                            1 - dont lie
                                                                            2 - dont cheat on me
                                                                            3 - dont expect me to guess everything you think
                                                                            4 - do that, and I will walk throug hell with you - forever
                                                                            That's it? And you can't find a woman who can live up to that?
                                                                            Damn.
                                                                            Move to someplace in "flyover" country for a little while - lots of good girls out there - and then go back to whatever plastic surgery hell you're currently living in with her by your side.

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                                                                            • thane
                                                                              Registered User
                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 46

                                                                              #39
                                                                              honesty fidelity a need for sex at least three times a day

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                                                                              • Jakke PNG
                                                                                ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                • Nov 2001
                                                                                • 20306

                                                                                #40
                                                                                rimjobs and honesty.
                                                                                ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                • BlackCrayon
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 19634

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  its never good to get into something with expectations, everyone is different and will bring different things into the relationship or whatever it is. i have needs that i would hope my girl could fill, all i expect is love, understanding, open mindedness ability to carry on a good conversation be honest and like sex.
                                                                                  Last edited by BlackCrayon; 06-18-2003, 02:26 PM.
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                                                                                  • Mr Pheer
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                                    • 22082

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by LeeNoga
                                                                                    Do you really think a woman can live up to your expectations, or do you actually have to live up to hers?
                                                                                    You are a man AND a woman. You already know these answers.

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                                                                                    • Ironhorse
                                                                                      Pixel Pusher
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 7094

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by LeeNoga

                                                                                      Was reading this one forum of nothing but how men masterbate.

                                                                                      The popular one is ziplock bag around the cock and they get on their knees and fuck the couch cushions.

                                                                                      Hmm .. I have to try that sometime
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                                                                                      • darnit
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                                                                                        • Jul 2001
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                                        rimjobs and honesty.

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                                                                                          #45
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