There are some sick fuckers out there (if you get sick easily dont read)

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  • tony286
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #1

    There are some sick fuckers out there (if you get sick easily dont read)

    My wife just got this I almost threw up reading it.


    Dear Mandy,

    my name is xxxx and I want to offer you something:

    Would you like to sit on my face and crap comfortably into my mouth, while I
    am petting your pussy with one hand gently in order to make you getting an
    orgasm during shitting into my mouth?
    Of course I will swallow everything that comes out of your divine butt
    directly into my undeserving mouth.

    If this would be too exhausting for you, you can optionally lie on your back
    on the bed while I am on my knees in front of the bed and put your legs
    carefully over my shoulders and serve your anus with my mouth until you can
    realx yourself totally.


    I am well off and would pay whatever you charge.
    Would $ 3.000,- for one time be o.k.?

    I live in Switzerland and would fly to you (we could meet in a hotel if you
    do not want to have me in your house) every month in order to repeat this.


    But it is very important for me, that your anus AND your soul enjoy being
    worshipped by my mouth, my lipps and my tounge.


    I do not want you to do anything just because of money.
    I would consider the money more as a present for my wonderful and beautiful
    goddess.


    I am 32years old, quite good looking, very nice and healthy (I can bring a
    medical certificate).


    In true love,
  • Jakke PNG
    ex-TeenGodFather
    • Nov 2001
    • 20306

    #2
    It was a private fucking mail! Who gave you permission to post my messages to your wife on a public board?

    I like to eat shit and then die a bit later.
    ..and I'm off.

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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      lol cant you get really sick from doing that?

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      • Libertine
        sex dwarf
        • May 2002
        • 17860

        #4
        Well, she has a nice ass, but that is going a bit far
        /(bb|[^b]{2})/

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        • Gary
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2001
          • 6110

          #5
          I never pay more than 2K

          Up to 35$ per join...!

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          • rhino
            Registered User
            • Aug 2002
            • 18

            #6
            Oops, did I send that. I didnt think it would get on GFY.
            Thats pretty sick bro. A T-shirt needs to be made out of it and walk through South Coast Plaza in LA.
            funny shit

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            • Tipsy
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2001
              • 6989

              #7
              I feel hungry now. Time for some chocolate fudge cake with caramel sauce!
              Ignorance is never bliss.

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              • stocktrader23
                Let's do some business.
                • Jan 2003
                • 18781

                #8
                You can do it!

                Shit in his fucking mouth for 3k a month!





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                • michaelw
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2002
                  • 1342

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Gary
                  I never pay more than 2K
                  this guy is fucking hilarious
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                  • sexyclicks
                    Confirmed User
                    • Mar 2002
                    • 3240

                    #10
                    3K??? - I will shit on his face for $20

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