I am 100% pure hetero - why do the homos hit on me all the time ?

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    I am 100% pure hetero - why do the homos hit on me all the time ?

    Well dressed and built like a mens health model? is that why? I dont believe that gives them permission. Im close to knocking some fools out.
  • Spunky
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    • Jun 2002
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    #2
    You sure have purty lips

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    • mrthumbs
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      • Apr 2002
      • 11702

      #3
      you are a sexy biatch

      im 100% pure hetero myself and im still hitting on you.

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      • 12clicks
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        • Jan 2001
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        #4
        Originally posted by DarkJedi
        I am 100% pure hetero - why do the homos hit on me all the time ?
        because they know you're lying.
        I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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        • aflex
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          • Oct 2002
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          #5
          if you are hetero, why put the "100% pure" title in front of it? seems like your in denial
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          • Indeed
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            • Oct 2002
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            #6
            Originally posted by DarkJedi
            Well dressed and built like a mens health model? is that why? I dont believe that gives them permission. Im close to knocking some fools out.
            You can't handle the thruth! *Jack Nicholson's voice*

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            • TheEbonyFelony
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              • Jun 2003
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              #7
              Originally posted by 12clicks


              because they know you're lying.
              no you cannot know what im promoting you nosey fucks!

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              • Chris
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                • May 2003
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                #8
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                • djdez
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                  Well dressed and built like a mens health model? is that why? I dont believe that gives them permission. Im close to knocking some fools out.
                  because straight guys look good when they're sucking my dick, especially when they're well dressed and built like a mens health model.
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                  • PotentMind
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                    • Jun 2003
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                    #10
                    I thought I was 100% hetero until I read this thread...just reading your words has me pretty turned on.

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                    • the Shemp
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                      • Nov 2001
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                      Well dressed and built like a mens health model? is that why?
                      Most likely, its the cellphone strapped to your knee.
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                      • Centurion
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                        • Dec 2002
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by djdez

                        because straight guys look good when they're sucking my dick, especially when they're well dressed and built like a mens health model.
                        But I thought you said he wasn't that good in bed!?!

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                        • LadyMischief
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                          • Sep 2002
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                          #13
                          Admit it, you scream "I am gay", right?

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                          • dav555add
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                            • Jun 2001
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by DarkJedi
                            Well dressed and built like a mens health model? is that why? I dont believe that gives them permission. Im close to knocking some fools out.
                            Because you look gay
                            ...

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                            • archer
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                              • Jul 2002
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                              #15
                              post a pic of yourself.

                              i'll decide if you're really gay or not.! take it from an expert!
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                              • wargames
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                                #16
                                because you are a sexy biatch
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                                • bigdog
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                                  • Jul 2001
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                                  #17
                                  you got to post a pic of yourself to see if you look gay or not? Also what kinf of clothes do you wear?

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                                  • SpaceAce
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                                    • Jul 2002
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                                    #18
                                    Maybe you need to wear gaydar-absorbent material like a really bad leisure suit. That way you won't show up on their scopes.

                                    Or, you could just be flattered and tell them no thanks.

                                    SpaceAce

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                                    • Sean
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                                      • Jun 2003
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by LadyMischief
                                      Admit it, you scream "I am gay", right?

                                      hahahaha
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                                      • MetaMan
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                                        • Jan 2003
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                                        #20
                                        gay guys can recognize other gay guys,
                                        loox like you have no choice, you are gay.

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                                        • TheFLY
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                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 11856

                                          #21
                                          don't cut your hair like a faggot

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                                          • BluMedia
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                                            • Dec 2002
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                                            #22
                                            Yeah a picture would help with answering your question. But if you get guys hitting on you just take it as a compliment. Just say no thanks I am straight and then you can break their heart.
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                                            • Groove
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                              Well dressed and built like a mens health model? is that why? I dont believe that gives them permission. Im close to knocking some fools out.
                                              Because Jedis are gay!

                                              Didn't Yoda tell you?

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                                              • grumpy
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                                                #24
                                                Its probally because your all ass!
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                                                • B Sandwich
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                                                  #25
                                                  hey man, you apparently must be showing up on their gaydar

                                                  try wearing wrinkled clothes out and not combing your hair next time u go out
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                                                  • SykkBoy2
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                                                    #26
                                                    maybe you just haven't met the right man yet.........
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                                                    • Darren
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                                                      • Sep 2001
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                                                      #27
                                                      post a pci if u think ur that good looking, or u full of shit fat boy?


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                                                      • DarkJedi
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Darren
                                                        post a pci if u think ur that good looking, or u full of shit fat boy?
                                                        all you homos who want to see my pic aint gonna get it

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                                                        • Dj Furious
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Darren
                                                          post a pci if u think ur that good looking, or u full of shit fat boy?
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                                                          • thatdykeliz
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by DarkJedi


                                                            all you homos who want to see my pic aint gonna get it
                                                            What if it was a girl homo who wanted to see your pic? I wanna know why queer boys get their gaydar set off by you and if mine would go "ping ping ping! He's a queen!" Post a pic, dammit.
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                                                            • ParasiteTV
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                                                              • Jan 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              im fucking straight, why do ugly, fat web geeks hit on me all the time????

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                                                              • Mr.Fiction
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                                                                • Feb 2002
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                                                                #32
                                                                Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

                                                                Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything?I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

                                                                Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too?big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is.

                                                                Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

                                                                I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem.

                                                                Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s...


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                                                                • XYCash
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                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Ok...lets see if gaydar works over the internet...this is one of our new models...straight or gay?
                                                                  I'll give you the answer later:

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                                                                  • BluMedia
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Hum he looks very straight but I bet he is gay. =)
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                                                                    • Rictor
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      "Well dressed and built like a mens health model?" There you go right there. Normal guys don't give a fuck about being well-dressed and don't want to look like a fucking queer model.

                                                                      Any guy who likes shopping or dressing up is 100% gay...just come out of the closet.

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                                                                      • Indeed
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by XYCash
                                                                        Ok...lets see if gaydar works over the internet...this is one of our new models...straight or gay?
                                                                        I'll give you the answer later:

                                                                        gay

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                                                                        • DarkJedi
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Rictor

                                                                          Any guy who likes shopping or dressing up is 100% gay
                                                                          yeah, and women like to go out with bums

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                                                                          • archer
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by XYCash
                                                                            Ok...lets see if gaydar works over the internet...this is one of our new models...straight or gay?
                                                                            I'll give you the answer later:



                                                                            hmm decisions decisons

                                                                            do a poll!


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                                                                            • wurst
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              str8
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                                                                              • SilverTab
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                "Ahhh he still look pretty gay to me!" (Cartman's voice)
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                                                                                • SleazyDream
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  guys would always hit on me untill yesterday when I posted my man boobies on GFY, now I have to beat the women away with a stick.
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                                                                                  • delia
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    He's gay. Definately.
                                                                                    So, are you going to tel us?
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                                                                                    • pink_in_the_middle
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Cuase they think you're hot
                                                                                      Take it as a compliment
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                                                                                      • Machete_
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Because i keep making profiles on GAy dating-sites, using your name and picture

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                                                                                        • Damian_Maxcash
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                                                                                          • Oct 2002
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by XYCash
                                                                                          Ok...lets see if gaydar works over the internet...this is one of our new models...straight or gay?
                                                                                          I'll give you the answer later:

                                                                                          Str8

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                                                                                          • juice
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Rictor
                                                                                            "Well dressed and built like a mens health model?" There you go right there. Normal guys don't give a fuck about being well-dressed and don't want to look like a fucking queer model.

                                                                                            mmmh, sounds like a player hater!

                                                                                            Dont hate because you dont get laid!

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                                                                                            • BluMedia
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by XYCash
                                                                                              Ok...lets see if gaydar works over the internet...this is one of our new models...straight or gay?
                                                                                              I'll give you the answer later:

                                                                                              Ok so is he gay or straight? Do you guys sell any content?
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                                                                                              • XYCash
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                LOL....I swear..i made the post before I myself knew. I wrote the photgrapher to find out. Get this...he's bisexual

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                                                                                                • Rictor
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by juice



                                                                                                  mmmh, sounds like a player hater!

                                                                                                  Dont hate because you dont get laid!
                                                                                                  Yawn. I'm married. The sex is cheaper.

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                                                                                                  • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Darren
                                                                                                    post a pci if u think ur that good looking, or u full of shit fat boy?
                                                                                                    ok, i got the photo.
                                                                                                    lemme optimize it.

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