"Your Mama" Jokes!

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  • sKiTz
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2001
    • 244
    #1

    "Your Mama" Jokes!

    Your Mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an ESTIMATE!

    Your Mama is just like a hardware store...ten cents a screw.

    Your Mama is so old ... her birth-certificate expired!

    Your Mama is so fat she's taller lying down.
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    • MrCockTale
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 669
      #2
      Are you talking about my mama?? What the fuck
      i'm gonna kill you asshole, you son of a
      bitch
      a
      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah



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        • Captain P
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 309
          #3
          You're mamma is so fat she's gotta iron her clothes in the driveway !!!

          Now that's FAT.. ya think I can get some pictures of your mamma..???

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            • RedShoe
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              • Feb 2001
              • 14831
              #4
              My mama is so big she, no wait, I started it wrong.

              YOUR Mama is so dumb, no I mean fat, no I mean big, that she forgot to tie her... No I guess if she forgot something that would make her dumb. Let me start this one again,

              Your Mama forgot to, Oh FUCK IT!

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                • sKiTz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 244
                  #5
                  Ahhhhhhh C'mon.....! ;(

                  Gimme some good putdowns to use on the boards!


                  Your Mama is so nasty she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

                  Your Mama is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

                  Your Mama is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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                    • deluxe
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2001
                      • 1434
                      #6
                      Yo mamma is so fat, when she sits in a classroom she sits next to everybody!!!
                      NO LOGO

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                        • sKiTz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 244
                          #7
                          OK, I'm bringing this one back to the top... I'm amazed I didn't get more material from this group!
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                            • Juge
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 1917
                              #8
                              Your mama so fat I tried to drive around her once and I ran out of gas.

                              ha ha, I've always liked that one!

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                                • dan-sexhound
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 27
                                  #9
                                  your momma so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger outta george washingtons nose!
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                                    • Rilose
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 565
                                      #10
                                      Yo mama so fat, the gravity from her mass levitates close by objects...
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                                        • Babagirls
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                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 18812
                                          #11
                                          there was just a post about this last week.

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                                            • ace0r
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 1410
                                              #12
                                              y0 momma so fat, when she jumped she got stuck.

                                              man i miss in living color. that show had the ultimate y0 momma jokes and more than half the jokes on this post came from there. any1 else watch reruns on fx?

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                                                • Babagirls
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                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 18812
                                                  #13
                                                  hey Ace0r, did you win the longest thread contest like i thought??

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                                                    • ace0r
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                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 1410
                                                      #14
                                                      no idea baba, lens didnt post his "so who won it" post yet

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                                                        • drunkinmonk
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                          • 31
                                                          #15
                                                          your mommas so fat cuase.... uhhh
                                                          your mommas so stupid cause.... uhhh
                                                          your mommas so old cause.. uhh.... she knew Burger King when he was a price?
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                                                            • Joe Dangle
                                                              Registered User
                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 54
                                                              #16
                                                              Yo mama so fat she needs to take off her pannts just to get into her pockets.

                                                              In living color was the funniest thing going, but the hav all moved on to bigger and better things.

                                                              We used to have the Chris Rock show but now that has been canceled what are we going to do. no more your mama jokes, no more Chris Rock i think that world is coming to the end.

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                                                                • Relic
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                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 10294
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by RedShoe

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                                                                    • ianmoone332000
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                                                                      • Jun 2014
                                                                      • 1706
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Your mamas so fat the last time i fucked her i singed my ass hair on the lightbulb

                                                                      Your mamas so fat the last time i fucked her i had to roll her in flour just to find the wet patch
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