Guy I knew was on house arrest for a bit. The conversation about how he got the ankle braclet went something like this..
"Oh that sucks.. what'd you do?"
"Know that girl Erin I was seein?"
"Yeah.."
"It's her fault"
"What'd she do?"
"Bitch hit me in the back of the head with a frying pan, knocked me out cold"
"Oh... so what'd she do? Leave while you were passed out and tell the cops you tried to attack her?"
"Naw - she made the mistake of still bein there when I woke up."
