"I drink do that you look better"
"Half empty or half full? I don't give a shit! Just fill my fuckin' beer mug!"
"I'm not drunk... I'm just drinkin'"
"Two beer queer? Hmmm.... Alcohol changes your sexual preference? I wans't aware of that"
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"
"100 bottles of beer on the wall, 100 bottles of beer... let me in the room, and I'll consume, those 100 borttles of beer on the wall."
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