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  • ytcracker
    stc is the greatest
    • Dec 2002
    • 12403

    #1

    poker laughs and why i love fish

    Hand #1069989-727 at Vancouver ($2/$4 Hold'em)
    Powered by UltimateBet
    Started at 18/Feb/04 22:10:13

    timmyg16 is at seat 0 with $38.
    ytcracker is at seat 1 with $376.75.
    carms623 is at seat 2 with $130.50.
    rita777 is at seat 3 with $320.25.
    queenahearts is at seat 4 with $68.50.
    SuzyQZ is at seat 5 with $89.25.
    The button is at seat 1.

    carms623 posts the small blind of $1.
    rita777 posts the big blind of $2.

    timmyg16: -- --
    ytcracker: 9d 9s
    carms623: -- --
    rita777: -- --
    queenahearts: -- --
    SuzyQZ: -- --

    Pre-flop:

    queenahearts folds. SuzyQZ folds. timmyg16 calls.
    ytcracker raises to $4. carms623 folds. rita777
    folds. timmyg16 calls.

    Flop (board: 6d 9h 4d):

    timmyg16 bets $2. ytcracker raises to $4. timmyg16
    re-raises to $6. ytcracker re-raises to $8.
    timmyg16 calls.

    Turn (board: 6d 9h 4d Ac):

    timmyg16 bets $4. ytcracker raises to $8. timmyg16
    re-raises to $12. ytcracker re-raises to $16.
    timmyg16 calls.

    River (board: 6d 9h 4d Ac 6c):

    timmyg16 bets $4. ytcracker raises to $8. timmyg16
    goes all-in for $10. ytcracker calls.



    Showdown:

    timmyg16 shows As 6s.
    timmyg16 has As 6s 6d Ac 6c: full house, sixes full of aces.
    ytcracker shows 9d 9s.
    ytcracker has 9d 9s 6d 9h 6c: full house, nines full of sixes.


    Hand #1069989-727 Summary:

    $3 is raked from a pot of $79.
    ytcracker wins $76 with full house, nines full of sixes.
    www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
    i love you
  • brand0n
    been very busy
    • Nov 2002
    • 26983

    #2
    <>< u say?
    want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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    • thehornydevil
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 165

      #3

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      • Gamblore
        Registered User
        • Feb 2004
        • 12

        #4
        These are the assholes I lose to. Fucks that reraise me on the flop with the second pair and i have fucking trips. Good thing for you you drew a monster along with his ass or Mr. Reraise with 6's would have fucking won. Fuck I hate the river.

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        • pornstar2pac
          Omaha Hi/Lo
          • Nov 2003
          • 17380

          #5
          Originally posted by ytcracker
          Hand #1069989-727 at Vancouver ($2/$4 Hold'em)
          Powered by UltimateBet
          Started at 18/Feb/04 22:10:13

          timmyg16 is at seat 0 with $38.
          ytcracker is at seat 1 with $376.75.
          carms623 is at seat 2 with $130.50.
          rita777 is at seat 3 with $320.25.
          queenahearts is at seat 4 with $68.50.
          SuzyQZ is at seat 5 with $89.25.
          The button is at seat 1.

          carms623 posts the small blind of $1.
          rita777 posts the big blind of $2.

          timmyg16: -- --
          ytcracker: 9d 9s
          carms623: -- --
          rita777: -- --
          queenahearts: -- --
          SuzyQZ: -- --

          Pre-flop:

          queenahearts folds. SuzyQZ folds. timmyg16 calls.
          ytcracker raises to $4. carms623 folds. rita777
          folds. timmyg16 calls.

          Flop (board: 6d 9h 4d):

          timmyg16 bets $2. ytcracker raises to $4. timmyg16
          re-raises to $6. ytcracker re-raises to $8.
          timmyg16 calls.

          Turn (board: 6d 9h 4d Ac):

          timmyg16 bets $4. ytcracker raises to $8. timmyg16
          re-raises to $12. ytcracker re-raises to $16.
          timmyg16 calls.

          River (board: 6d 9h 4d Ac 6c):

          timmyg16 bets $4. ytcracker raises to $8. timmyg16
          goes all-in for $10. ytcracker calls.



          Showdown:

          timmyg16 shows As 6s.
          timmyg16 has As 6s 6d Ac 6c: full house, sixes full of aces.
          ytcracker shows 9d 9s.
          ytcracker has 9d 9s 6d 9h 6c: full house, nines full of sixes.


          Hand #1069989-727 Summary:

          $3 is raked from a pot of $79.
          ytcracker wins $76 with full house, nines full of sixes.




          you playing for real money yt? if so that's a great fish .
          Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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          • C-Bass
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2003
            • 3153

            #6
            i am extremely confused
            "Unhappy with the riches 'cause you're piss poor morally."

            Trade traffic? - Highdef Blog

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            • Trent Edison
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jun 2003
              • 6132

              #7
              And I think Im going to spend some time learning poker better...

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              • Royaltee_Gee
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2001
                • 973

                #8
                hes no fish, he played his hand.. when your playing $2, $4, theres no skill involved.. its show the best hand poker.....

                Your from van? you should contact me, play in some real games... 5k buy in, no limit holdem...

                now that's a skill game, all you guys playing this free adult poker tour stuff and antyhing under $10/$20, theres such a minimal ammount of skill involved.... There's an edge, don't get me wrong.. but it's a small edge!

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                • ytcracker
                  stc is the greatest
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 12403

                  #9
                  ----------------------------------------------------------------

                  Hand #1069970-2689 at Denver ($2/$4 Hold'em)
                  Powered by UltimateBet
                  Started at 19/Feb/04 17:44:00

                  Omnivor is at seat 0 with $180.25.
                  GreekHouse is at seat 1 with $203.75.
                  Negative is at seat 2 with $160.50.
                  bigbiggins is at seat 3 with $58.50.
                  yorio23 is at seat 4 with $175.50.
                  ytcracker is at seat 5 with $237.75.
                  The button is at seat 3.

                  yorio23 posts the small blind of $1.
                  ytcracker posts the big blind of $2.

                  Omnivor: -- --
                  GreekHouse: -- --
                  Negative: -- --
                  bigbiggins: -- --
                  yorio23: -- --
                  ytcracker: Ah Ac

                  Pre-flop:

                  Omnivor folds. GreekHouse raises to $4. Negative
                  calls. bigbiggins calls. yorio23 folds. ytcracker
                  re-raises to $6. GreekHouse calls. Negative calls.
                  bigbiggins calls.

                  Flop (board: 6h 6d Ad):

                  ytcracker checks. GreekHouse checks. Negative
                  checks. bigbiggins checks.

                  Turn (board: 6h 6d Ad Ks):

                  ytcracker bets $4. GreekHouse raises to $8.
                  Negative folds. bigbiggins folds. ytcracker
                  re-raises to $12. GreekHouse calls.

                  River (board: 6h 6d Ad Ks 6c):

                  ytcracker bets $4. GreekHouse calls.



                  Showdown:

                  ytcracker shows Ah Ac.
                  ytcracker has Ah Ac 6h 6d Ad: full house, aces full of sixes.
                  GreekHouse mucks cards.
                  (GreekHouse has Jd Kd.)


                  Hand #1069970-2689 Summary:

                  $2.75 is raked from a pot of $57.
                  ytcracker wins $54.25 with full house, aces full of sixes.
                  ----------------------------------------------------------------

                  i dunno some shit is just funny to me
                  www.ytcracker.com | www.digitalgangster.com
                  i love you

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                  • pornstar2pac
                    Omaha Hi/Lo
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 17380

                    #10
                    I would like to play real money table with you once YT, I like to play with good poker players



                    do you play any Omaha or 7-card stud hi/lo?
                    Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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                    • stocktrader23
                      Let's do some business.
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 18781

                      #11
                      YT you play at party still? Lets lay the smack down on the n/l tables.


                      Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                      "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                      • axelcat
                        Adult Locals
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 25450

                        #12

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                        • Rictor
                          Old Timer
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 12208

                          #13
                          Hmm...I think you lucked out on the first hand...heh. River usually kills me.

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                          • Royaltee_Gee
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2001
                            • 973

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ytcracker
                            ----------------------------------------------------------------

                            Hand #1069970-2689 at Denver ($2/$4 Hold'em)
                            Powered by UltimateBet
                            Started at 19/Feb/04 17:44:00

                            Omnivor is at seat 0 with $180.25.
                            GreekHouse is at seat 1 with $203.75.
                            Negative is at seat 2 with $160.50.
                            bigbiggins is at seat 3 with $58.50.
                            yorio23 is at seat 4 with $175.50.
                            ytcracker is at seat 5 with $237.75.
                            The button is at seat 3.

                            yorio23 posts the small blind of $1.
                            ytcracker posts the big blind of $2.

                            Omnivor: -- --
                            GreekHouse: -- --
                            Negative: -- --
                            bigbiggins: -- --
                            yorio23: -- --
                            ytcracker: Ah Ac

                            Pre-flop:

                            Omnivor folds. GreekHouse raises to $4. Negative
                            calls. bigbiggins calls. yorio23 folds. ytcracker
                            re-raises to $6. GreekHouse calls. Negative calls.
                            bigbiggins calls.

                            Flop (board: 6h 6d Ad):

                            ytcracker checks. GreekHouse checks. Negative
                            checks. bigbiggins checks.

                            Turn (board: 6h 6d Ad Ks):

                            ytcracker bets $4. GreekHouse raises to $8.
                            Negative folds. bigbiggins folds. ytcracker
                            re-raises to $12. GreekHouse calls.

                            River (board: 6h 6d Ad Ks 6c):

                            ytcracker bets $4. GreekHouse calls.



                            Showdown:

                            ytcracker shows Ah Ac.
                            ytcracker has Ah Ac 6h 6d Ad: full house, aces full of sixes.
                            GreekHouse mucks cards.
                            (GreekHouse has Jd Kd.)


                            Hand #1069970-2689 Summary:

                            $2.75 is raked from a pot of $57.
                            ytcracker wins $54.25 with full house, aces full of sixes.
                            ----------------------------------------------------------------

                            i dunno some shit is just funny to me


                            Dude stfu with these hands, your a FISH! your playing 2-4$ buddy... big deal you came out with the better hands, its not like these guys are calling with nothing.... you happen to have bigger fullhouse.. whats so amazing about that... you think that's skills?...

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                            • stocktrader23
                              Let's do some business.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 18781

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Royaltee_Gee




                              Dude stfu with these hands, your a FISH! your playing 2-4$ buddy... big deal you came out with the better hands, its not like these guys are calling with nothing.... you happen to have bigger fullhouse.. whats so amazing about that... you think that's skills?...
                              I bet you're negative xxxx in your poker career.


                              Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                              "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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