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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075
    #1

    Beyond the boundaries of the human bowel

    the last 24 hours:

    coffee
    coke
    cheese
    eggs
    habanero beef jerky
    pizza
    kalua pig
    mahi mahi
    poi
    pina coladas
    mai tais
    beer
    bread
    salad
    tomatos
    teryaki steak
    pineapple
    cookie dough ice cream
    nachos

    I think technically, I should be tagged-on-the-toe dead.... but instead, my ass feels like a fuckin' bomb went off in there.
    SIG TOO BIG
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    • Serge_Oprano
      So Fucking Banned
      • Feb 2002
      • 9820
      #2
      was it with
      before or after medication?

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        • smack
          Push Porn Like Weight.
          • Mar 2002
          • 10652
          #3
          i'm not real kind to my stomach either my list goes:

          guiness
          whiskey
          medium rare hamburger
          nachos with chili and cheese
          chili cheese saurkraut hotdogs
          pizza
          3 day old italian hoagie


          stay away i'm just about deadly
          Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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            • MattO
              The O is for Oohhh
              • Feb 2003
              • 10861
              #4
              drink a gallon of egg nog to top it off

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                • rooster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2384
                  #5
                  ill be depositing a whole dominos pizza i ate last nite
                  Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                    • JimW
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 422
                      #6
                      "habanero beef jerky"

                      I need to try this....
                      probably good for a nice ass blowout..

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                        • media
                          Confirmed Moneymaker
                          • Apr 2002
                          • 9853
                          #7
                          Yeah.. I feel ya man.. This weekend I had:

                          3 Sausage with egg mc muffins
                          2 Breakfast jacks
                          2 Sourdough breakfast sandwiches
                          5 hashbrowns
                          12 Wyders Peach Ciders
                          2 Coronas
                          6 Shots of jack daniels
                          8 Taco Supremes
                          4 glasses of milk
                          1 bag of popcorn
                          1 bag of nacho doritos
                          1 bowl of chicken soup
                          1 bowl of chili
                          1 Polish sausage with heavy sour kraut
                          and probably about 4 gallons of soda.. heh..


                          I have had the shits and the foulest gas ever today..

                          I feel like someone punched me in the stomach a bunch of times..

                          Media
                          I'm here for the violence!

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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075
                              #8
                              oh hell.... I completely forgot about the sausage egg biscuit from McDonalds....

                              add that to my list too.
                              SIG TOO BIG

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                                • loverboy
                                  When it rains, it pours
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 20609
                                  #9
                                  man that's heavy.. you need to burn those.

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                                    • ServerGenius
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2002
                                      • 9377
                                      #10
                                      Now if you really want to be able to smell the most of those diets
                                      I suggest you take a few XTC's and party all night. Next day do
                                      NOT take a dump without diving gear!

                                      DynaMite
                                      | http://www.sinnerscash.com/ | ICQ: 370820 | Skype: SinnersCash | AdultWhosWho |

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                                        • ServerGenius
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2002
                                          • 9377
                                          #11
                                          Led weight belt and Oxygen mask are the most required items you'll need to take.....forget the wetsuit LOL

                                          DynaMite
                                          | http://www.sinnerscash.com/ | ICQ: 370820 | Skype: SinnersCash | AdultWhosWho |

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