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5$ Submission : WHERE is my FUCKING MONEY?!

10-10-2004, 07:39 AM

This thread is a fucking lame test of the ability of 5$ Submission's nick to generate page views. bla bla bla bla bla bla. Let's test the 5$ Submission's BRAND.

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10-10-2004, 07:42 AM

Bump for 5$ Submission's
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10-10-2004, 07:48 AM
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10-10-2004, 07:52 AM

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10-10-2004, 10:09 AM

HOW DARE YOU TRICK me into clicking into this thread...

You just wait , tomorrow when you least expect it , i will open a thread about single gay one armed albino goat fuckers, and laugh my ass off when you get tricked into clicking it in hopes of finding a gay one armed goat fucking boyfriend..

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10-10-2004, 10:10 AM

definately fake drama alert in here.

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10-10-2004, 10:10 AM

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10-10-2004, 10:14 AM

Ok, that was funny the first time, and maybe the second time, but now.....

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10-10-2004, 10:20 AM

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10-10-2004, 03:27 PM

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10-10-2004, 03:48 PM

when you do a nic metrics test you should try to be controversial without overly damaging. there are people who simply read the thread subjects and do not click through.

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10-10-2004, 03:50 PM

bump for shitty threads

$5 submissoins next thread will be traffic generation via corn fields

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10-10-2004, 03:58 PM

so is $5 submissions a scammer?
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10-10-2004, 03:59 PM

Show me the money fellas!

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10-10-2004, 04:03 PM

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10-10-2004, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by XPays
when you do a nic metrics test you should try to be controversial without overly damaging. there are people who simply read the thread subjects and do not click through.

lol you are funny ;) 99% of threads title are bullshit like this or fake drama title to get page view.

If ppl beleive the title, they read the thread. Or they know its a fake drama or bullshit.

And its not a nic metric test, its a joke about the 400 nic metric test from 5$ submission.

So move along, and next
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10-10-2004, 04:58 PM

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10-10-2004, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by fris
bump for shitty threads

$5 submissoins next thread will be traffic generation via corn fields

I have the spamming corn fields method all to myself right now and I would appreciate it if you didn't mention the subject ever again on a public board.

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10-10-2004, 08:57 PM

Awesome parody, Crypt!

The thread title had all the elements that guaranteed a 300+ page view:

1) Conflict -- someone owing money

2) Name -- someone's nick who's posted tutorials, guides, helped people before

3) Angry face icon -- connoting emotional urgency

Unfortunately, If you just leave my nick on the thread and take out 1 and 3, this thread's views would not stand a chance against thread titles that feature solely the nicks of a long list of other highly branded GFY nicks.

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10-10-2004, 09:03 PM

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10-10-2004, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by XPays
when you do a nic metrics test you should try to be controversial without overly damaging. there are people who simply read the thread subjects and do not click through.

100% Agreed! Evan, hit me up when you get the chance. Let's catch up on old times

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10-10-2004, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Awesome parody, Crypt!

The thread title had all the elements that guaranteed a 300+ page view:

1) Conflict -- someone owing money

2) Name -- someone's nick who's posted tutorials, guides, helped people before

3) Angry face icon -- connoting emotional urgency

Unfortunately, If you just leave my nick on the thread and take out 1 and 3, this thread's views would not stand a chance against thread titles that feature solely the nicks of a long list of other highly branded GFY nicks.

For a discussion on board personas see http://justtraffic.blogspot.com

For articles and traffic generation see http://www.webmasterlabor.com

Great parody, Crypt!

I expected to see a reply like this
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10-10-2004, 10:10 PM

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10-11-2004, 03:33 AM

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Awesome parody, Crypt!

The thread title had all the elements that guaranteed a 300+ page view:

1) Conflict -- someone owing money

2) Name -- someone's nick who's posted tutorials, guides, helped people before

3) Angry face icon -- connoting emotional urgency

Unfortunately, If you just leave my nick on the thread and take out 1 and 3, this thread's views would not stand a chance against thread titles that feature solely the nicks of a long list of other highly branded GFY nicks.

For a discussion on board personas see http://justtraffic.blogspot.com

For articles and traffic generation see http://www.webmasterlabor.com

Great parody, Crypt!

since you're not submiting, should you change your fucking nick to fucking bloggerboygene.
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10-11-2004, 03:58 AM

Originally posted by mightyjoe
since you're not submiting, should you change your fucking nick to fucking bloggerboygene.

Joe, contact me, we have different ways of making you money other than submitting.

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10-11-2004, 04:02 AM

If anyone is reading this feeling all manipulated and tricked... remember, I didn't put Crypt up to posting this. It was entirely of his own independent volition.

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10-11-2004, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by $5 submissions
If anyone is reading this feeling all manipulated and tricked... remember, I didn't put Crypt up to posting this. It was entirely of his own independent volition.

If I were you I would be realy pissed, some people only read thread titles you know.

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10-11-2004, 04:10 AM

Originally posted by QuaShe
If I were you I would be realy pissed, some people only read thread titles you know.

I understand. But I also understand that this thread is a parody so let Crypt have his fun. This is GFY, after all.

People that have dealt with me know that I'm a stand up guy. If I can't do the job, I give them a refund quickly. I even refer jobs to competitors if we are backlogged.

I also apologize if there's problems and I always strive to serve my customers better. Neither my company nor I are perfect but we try to do our best and fix it best we could if there's problems.

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10-11-2004, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Joe, contact me, we have different ways of making you money other than submitting.

no i don't!
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10-11-2004, 06:19 AM

Originally posted by $5 submissions
I understand. But I also understand that this thread is a parody so let Crypt have his fun. This is GFY, after all.

People that have dealt with me know that I'm a stand up guy. If I can't do the job, I give them a refund quickly. I even refer jobs to competitors if we are backlogged.

I also apologize if there's problems and I always strive to serve my customers better. Neither my company nor I are perfect but we try to do our best and fix it best we could if there's problems.

Its your name not mine, I would be seriously pissed off!

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02-10-2006, 09:35 AM

Crypt, calm down a bit man ... it's only money. What's your age?
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02-10-2006, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by Trade_Monkey

Crypt, calm down a bit man ... it's only money. What's your age?

hahha idiot ;)

5$ submission made a similar thread 10 mins before this one for a test for sig view.

It was a joke about his test thread ;)

you were prolly to busy cleaning toilet this day, move along ;)

ha.. and read the full thread, idiot ;)
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02-10-2006, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by Crypt

hahha idiot ;)

5$ submission made a similar thread 10 mins before this one for a test for sig view.

It was a joke about his test thread ;)

you were prolly to busy cleaning toilet this day, move along ;)

ha.. and read the full thread, idiot ;)

Idiot LOL
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02-10-2006, 09:45 AM

I was robbed! ROBBED! of drama

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02-10-2006, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by Trade_Monkey

Idiot LOL

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02-10-2006, 11:01 AM

I have read this entire thread very carefully and have thought about it for some time and just have one question... Did he ever pay you?
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02-10-2006, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by OzMan

I have read this entire thread very carefully and have thought about it for some time and just have one question... Did he ever pay you?

It was a parody of a thread he made about sig view testing ;) Just a different title

There is no money owned at all ;)
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02-10-2006, 11:07 AM

Lmfao!
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02-10-2006, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by Crypt

It was a parody of a thread he made about sig view testing ;) Just a different title

There is no money owned at all ;)

My post was a parody of the people who took this thread seriously but I think I was flogging a dead horse.
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02-10-2006, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by OzMan

My post was a parody of the people who took this thread seriously but I think I was flogging a dead horse.

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11-20-2007, 03:11 PM

so what now?
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11-20-2007, 03:15 PM

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11-20-2007, 03:17 PM

That cocksucker owes me .... nothing.
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11-20-2007, 03:26 PM

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11-20-2007, 03:26 PM

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