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  • beavis
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    • Apr 2003
    • 1111

    #1

    My girlfriend is a dead fuck!!!

    She is so lifeless, it's like fucking a dead girl...

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  • Maz
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2003
    • 135

    #2
    i'd fuck it
    t-minus whenever it feels right

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    • AdultNex
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 8985

      #3
      Christ, I would've thought that was a real person if the URL wasn't there.

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      • C_U_Next_Tuesday
        WW4L
        • Oct 2002
        • 10581

        #4
        quit playing with dolls for fucks sake

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        • Ironhorse
          Pixel Pusher
          • Nov 2002
          • 7094

          #5
          Eerie kinda, but what a job. Imagine once they put some AI in there..hmm the possibilities..
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          • Martin
            "Assassins"
            • Dec 2001
            • 17274

            #6
            beavis we got the same taste.. That's the one I like too..

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            • Wiseman
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 2990

              #7
              Nice piece of plastic beavis!!
              But your girlfriend is a lame fuck to!!!
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              • Maz
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2003
                • 135

                #8
                is there like a knob that you can use to adjust pussy tightness?
                t-minus whenever it feels right

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                • beavis
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 1111

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Maz
                  is there like a knob that you can use to adjust pussy tightness?
                  Yeah, just twist her nipple's to the right to tighten and to the left to loosen...
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                  • beavis
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 1111

                    #10


                    I met her on the net...www.realdoll.com
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                    • litlsweety
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 319

                      #11
                      That body Is awesome Im not p[artial to the hair and face but the body is the best ive seen (for a doll) Im gonna find me a girl that looks like that!!

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                      • freeones
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2001
                        • 3406

                        #12
                        Can you also order them with clit piercing?

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                        • Maz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 135

                          #13
                          i wonder if you could tittie fuck it?

                          Reguested features for my real doll:

                          1. Tittie fuckable tits.
                          2. Adjustable pussy tightness.
                          3. Beer holder.
                          4. Toilet paper dispenser for overspills.
                          5. MP3 player.
                          6. Eyes closed, that no blinking shit is freaky.
                          t-minus whenever it feels right

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                          • litlsweety
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 319

                            #14
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                            • beavis
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 1111

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Maz
                              i wonder if you could tittie fuck it?

                              Reguested features for my real doll:

                              1. Tittie fuckable tits.
                              2. Adjustable pussy tightness.
                              3. Beer holder.
                              4. Toilet paper dispenser for overspills.
                              5. MP3 player.
                              6. Eyes closed, that no blinking shit is freaky.

                              LOL
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                              • Maz
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jun 2003
                                • 135

                                #16
                                Originally posted by litlsweety
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                                better keep your repair kit and lube seperate. it might be embarassing rolling into the ER with a real doll glued to your shaft

                                and you prolly couldn't drive there yourself, and public transportation is definitely not an option
                                Last edited by Maz; 06-05-2003, 01:08 PM.
                                t-minus whenever it feels right

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                                • beavis
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 1111

                                  #17
                                  Here, we just got back from the movies and I am about to get some.

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                                  • Maz
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2003
                                    • 135

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by beavis
                                    Here, we just got back from the movies and I am about to get some.

                                    yeah right! i'm sure not one person has ever bothered putting the clothes back on their real doll!

                                    i'd fuck it, and kick that shit to tha curb!

                                    then time for sleepy
                                    t-minus whenever it feels right

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                                    • litlsweety
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 319

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Maz


                                      better keep your repair kit and lube seperate. it might be embarassing rolling into the ER with a real doll glued to your shaft

                                      and you prolly couldn't drive there yourself, and public transportation is definitely not an option
                                      ohh my god i could only Imagine ..lol that would be some crazy shit.. Sounds Like a Jackass trick.

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                                      • dig420
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 9240

                                        #20
                                        just out of curiousity, how is the pussy? Does it feel real?

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                                        • lagwagon
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 8464

                                          #21
                                          i'd hit it

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                                          • litlsweety
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 319

                                            #22
                                            Ok who wants to buy me body style 7 head style 7 ???

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                                            • TheJimmy
                                              ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 10747

                                              #23
                                              does she do anal?
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                                              • pimplink
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 9535

                                                #24
                                                Im shocked that they're not making this shit in China yet...like many other items formerly manufactured in the US.


                                                Pretty soon you start seeing these in Walmart

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                                                • Maz
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 135

                                                  #25
                                                  yeah! they have shemales! now i'm sold <br>

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                                                  t-minus whenever it feels right

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                                                  • easyfun
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2003
                                                    • 731

                                                    #26
                                                    I bought a doll once and took it back to the shop the next day =
                                                    What's wrong?" asked the shopkeeper.
                                                    I can't fuck this - It's got a dick!
                                                    He smiled, and leaned forward, then said:
                                                    "It's inside out you stupid hahahaha!"
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                                                    • frankiep
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • May 2003
                                                      • 385

                                                      #27
                                                      Wow! Now that there is some CRAZY SHIT!
                                                      Is this for real?

                                                      What can it do? Does anyone know?

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                                                      • litlsweety
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Dec 2002
                                                        • 319

                                                        #28
                                                        oh here it is ..lol
                                                        not a bad price to have all this only one fee ..lol
                                                        and cant talk back!
                                                        $6,000 doll
                                                        $50.00 repair kit
                                                        $3,000 articulated hand
                                                        $1,500 Interactive sensory responce system
                                                        $450 shipping
                                                        $ 9,650.00 total
                                                        hahaha

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                                                        • Triple 6
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 5394

                                                          #29
                                                          i think this is the best face of all of em...

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                                                          • TheJimmy
                                                            ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                                            • Jan 2001
                                                            • 10747

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Triple 6
                                                            i think this is the best face of all of em...


                                                            she get's my vote ;)

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                                                            • easyfun
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 731

                                                              #31
                                                              I remember that one -
                                                              Gave her a love bite.
                                                              Then she farted and went down on me.
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                                                              • pimplink
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Jun 2001
                                                                • 9535

                                                                #32
                                                                Dude who can manufacture this in China and sell these for less than $200 in the US will BECOME A MILLIONAIRE QUICK. I guarantee it!

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                                                                • easyfun
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                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 731

                                                                  #33
                                                                  200 Bucks?
                                                                  Fuck me! You can get them for 10 Bucks in Poland!

                                                                  And they are the reals ones!
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                                                                  • litlsweety
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                                    • 319

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Imagine shipping one of these ..what does it come in a coffin.. or maybe they put the boody in fetal position to save space.
                                                                    or what if it got opened and someone seen a body inside..

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                                                                    • graphicdude
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2003
                                                                      • 392

                                                                      #35

                                                                      Now Sci Fi fans can fuck the alien girl of their choosing LOL

                                                                      Hmmm.... if you had a bunch of these and rented time with them would that be prostitution?
                                                                      Last edited by graphicdude; 06-05-2003, 01:55 PM.

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                                                                      • Anna_O
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 5773

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by beavis

                                                                        How cute, she even has her belly-button pierced Does she do girl-girl?


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                                                                        • litlsweety
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                                          • 319

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Anna_O


                                                                          How cute, she even has her belly-button pierced Does she do girl-girl?
                                                                          ohh so if a girl has her belly button peirced it means sh emight do girl- girl?

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                                                                          • Anna_O
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 5773

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by litlsweety

                                                                            ohh so if a girl has her belly button peirced it means sh emight do girl- girl?
                                                                            Yes, that's the secret sign...


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                                                                            • litlsweety
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 319

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Anna_O


                                                                              Yes, that's the secret sign...
                                                                              guess Ill be looking for those peircings..lol

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                                                                              • Anna_O
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2002
                                                                                • 5773

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by litlsweety

                                                                                guess Ill be looking for those peircings..lol
                                                                                Brittney has a pierced belly-button... mmmm....


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                                                                                • pimplink
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                  • 9535

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by easyfun
                                                                                  200 Bucks?
                                                                                  Fuck me! You can get them for 10 Bucks in Poland!

                                                                                  And they are the reals ones!
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                                                                                  • hottoddy
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                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                    • 3049

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by graphicdude

                                                                                    Now Sci Fi fans can fuck the alien girl of their choosing LOL

                                                                                    Hmmm.... if you had a bunch of these and rented time with them would that be prostitution?
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                                                                                    • Toker
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                                                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                                                      • 891

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      [QUOTE]Originally posted by beavis
                                                                                      [B]She is so lifeless, it's like fucking a dead girl...

                                                                                      I agree with ya 100 percent on that!
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                                                                                      • beavis
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                                        • 1111

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        [QUOTE]Originally posted by graphicdude
                                                                                        [B]
                                                                                        Now Sci Fi fans can fuck the alien girl of their choosing LOL:1orglaug

                                                                                        Wow, never seen that one before..
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                                                                                        • michel
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                                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                                          • 3420

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          [QUOTE]Originally posted by Toker
                                                                                          [B]
                                                                                          Originally posted by beavis
                                                                                          She is so lifeless, it's like fucking a dead girl...

                                                                                          I agree with ya 100 percent on that!
                                                                                          Ever fucked a dead girl?

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                                                                                          • beavis
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Apr 2003
                                                                                            • 1111

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by michel


                                                                                            Ever fucked a dead girl?
                                                                                            No, but I have always wanted to...just kidding..LOL
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                                                                                            • Marissa
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                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                              • 162

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by beavis
                                                                                              She is so lifeless, it's like fucking a dead girl...


                                                                                              Was going to suggest a Real Doll but you beat me to it! Hey is she a real blonde.......

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                                                                                              • thane
                                                                                                Registered User
                                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                                • 46

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                whether she is a doll or a deadfuck i would give her the fuck of her life

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                                                                                                • Kel
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                                  • 591

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by beavis
                                                                                                  She is so lifeless, it's like fucking a dead girl...

                                                                                                  What kind of moisterizer does she use?
                                                                                                  Trust Me...

                                                                                                  They wouldn't be in my sig if they didn't convert well!

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                                                                                                  • The Click
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                                                                                                    • Apr 2003
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    i'd hit it.


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