FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls

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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls

    FBI agents train to be 14-year-old girls

    The FBI has recruited three girls to teach agents how to pose as teenagers on the internet.

    The 14-year-olds have been teaching agents how to communicate like young girls, by using written quizzes on celebrity gossip and clothing trends.

    The training is part of the FBI's Operation Innocent Image, which aims to track down paedophiles and child porn peddlers who prey on teenagers on the internet, according to the San Fransisco Chronicle

    Best friends, Karen, Mary and Kristin were recruited after one of their fathers - an agent involved in the paedophile investigations - watched her instant messaging a friend and couldn't understand what she was typing.

    Gary Bald, special agent in charge of the FBI's Baltimore office, said: "We can teach agents how to be careful and make sure they're following the law and how to arrest people.

    "But how to convince people they're a 13-year-old is something we need help on."

    The first time the girls gave a quiz, all the agents that took part failed.

    One agent insisted that he was right when he answered on a quiz that Justin Timberlake was more popular than Destiny's Child.

    Another was upset when the girls told the class that Led Zeppelin just wasn't cool. Appraising the agents' performance, Mary said: "They, like, don't know anything."

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_787868.html
  • mrthumbs
    salad tossing sig guy
    • Apr 2002
    • 11702

    #2
    they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature

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    • X37375787

      #3
      I'm just a sexy girl.



      Don't need fucking FBI agents for that shit.

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      • stocktrader23
        Let's do some business.
        • Jan 2003
        • 18781

        #4
        Guys on the internet believe anything that says it's a female. People are stupid, end of story.


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        • Groove
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 3852

          #5
          I need no training

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          • HighRez
            Registered User
            • Jun 2003
            • 78

            #6
            Originally posted by stocktrader23
            People are stupid, end of story.
            lol, agreed.

            good story though, pretty funny, especially:

            Appraising the agents' performance, Mary said: "They, like, don't know anything."


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            • Jakke PNG
              ex-TeenGodFather
              • Nov 2001
              • 20306

              #7
              Justin Timberlake IS more popular than Destinys child...
              ..and I'm off.

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              • stocktrader23
                Let's do some business.
                • Jan 2003
                • 18781

                #8
                Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                Justin Timberlake IS more popular than Destinys child...
                Damn straight! That little wigger was on the Soul Train awards.


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                "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                • pimplink
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 9535

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mrthumbs
                  they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature
                  LOL

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                  • Jakke PNG
                    ex-TeenGodFather
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 20306

                    #10
                    Originally posted by stocktrader23


                    Damn straight! That little wigger was on the Soul Train awards.
                    + He fucked Britney
                    ..and I'm off.

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                    • gruffy
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 776

                      #11
                      Originally posted by mrthumbs
                      they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature

                      Fuck man I'd teach that class for free.


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                      • NBDesign
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 5814

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mrthumbs
                        they should hire gfy members for that, they are on that level by nature

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