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  • Why
    MFBA
    • Mar 2003
    • 7230

    #1

    off to the navy...

    welp, my brother got all signed up with the Navy today. ships out in 3 weeks exactly.

    way to go bro! wish i could serve
  • twistyneck
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2002
    • 4660

    #2
    Is he gay? He'll love the navy then, they specialize in that sort of thing.

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    • IntenseCash
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2003
      • 2421

      #3
      In the Navy, where you can sail the seven seas.... In the Navy, where you can put your mind at ease....

      Everyone sing!!


      Good Luck for your Bro Why!
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      • loverboy
        When it rains, it pours
        • May 2003
        • 20609

        #4
        happy sailing dude!

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        • Rochard
          Jägermeister Test Pilot
          • Dec 2001
          • 75761

          #5
          One shouldn't make fun of the Navy. I'm pretty sure they aren't gay.

          They live in cramped quarters, eat shitty food, and don't set foot on solid ground for months at a time.... Just to ensure that you sleep good at night.
          Herschel Savage
          Brooklyn, NY

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          • detoxed
            vip member
            • Jan 2003
            • 17798

            #6
            yeah not cool to make fun of armed forces out there saving our ass

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            • dav555add
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 3427

              #7
              ...

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              • SonOfRage
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2001
                • 632

                #8
                Originally posted by detoxed
                yeah not cool to make fun of armed forces out there saving our ass
                LOL @ saving our ass's


                (more like out there licking ass's.... they are called seamen for a reason)

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                • Amputate Your Head
                  There can be only one
                  • Aug 2001
                  • 39075

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SonOfRage


                  LOL @ saving our ass's


                  (more like out there licking ass's.... they are called seamen for a reason)
                  personal experience?
                  SIG TOO BIG

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                  • detoxed
                    vip member
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 17798

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                    personal experience?
                    he spent 5 years on U.S.S. Lickenbottom

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                    • SonOfRage
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 632

                      #11
                      I joined the Navy when I got out of Highschool. I went AWOL because I could not stand the repeated sexual advances toward me by other sailors. Funny white hats, and bell bottom slacks should have been the first clue.

                      All I wanted to do was protect America for evil. The Navy was no place for a SuperHero like myself.

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                      • twistyneck
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 4660

                        #12
                        Originally posted by RocHard
                        One shouldn't make fun of the Navy. I'm pretty sure they aren't gay.

                        They live in cramped quarters, eat shitty food, and don't set foot on solid ground for months at a time.... Just to ensure that you sleep good at night.
                        blah blah blah... I'm sick to death of hearing about this shit. People in the military aren't "heroes" or any shit like that. They are people doing a job. Just like the janitor at McDonald's, they are working for a living. bfd. We all do.

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                        • Amputate Your Head
                          There can be only one
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 39075

                          #13
                          Originally posted by twistyneck


                          blah blah blah... I'm sick to death of hearing about this shit. People in the military aren't "heroes" or any shit like that. They are people doing a job. Just like the janitor at McDonald's, they are working for a living. bfd. We all do.
                          except the guy cleaning the MCDonalds toilet isn't going to suit up and kill other humans to protect your worthless ass if need be. He's sitting at the lowest common denominator of society. (short of being homeless and loaded on crack)

                          Don't compare full time warriors with janitors. Even you aren't that stupid.
                          SIG TOO BIG

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                          • twistyneck
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jan 2002
                            • 4660

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                            except the guy cleaning the MCDonalds toilet isn't going to suit up and kill other humans to protect your worthless ass if need be. He's sitting at the lowest common denominator of society. (short of being homeless and loaded on crack)

                            Don't compare full time warriors with janitors. Even you aren't that stupid.
                            Janitor was simply the most inflammatory thing I could think of. Could have been a crane operator or whatever. People working are all the same to me. The job they choose doesn't make them a hero.

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                            • Amputate Your Head
                              There can be only one
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 39075

                              #15
                              Originally posted by twistyneck


                              Janitor was simply the most inflammatory thing I could think of. Could have been a crane operator or whatever. People working are all the same to me. The job they choose doesn't make them a hero.
                              in that I can agree.... but let's not go the janitor route...
                              SIG TOO BIG

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                              • twistyneck
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 4660

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


                                in that I can agree.... but let's not go the janitor route...
                                Sorry about that.

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                                • Amputate Your Head
                                  There can be only one
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 39075

                                  #17
                                  Ironically, military life consists of a lot of janitorial duty.... lol
                                  SIG TOO BIG

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                                  • Why
                                    MFBA
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 7230

                                    #18
                                    he will be an electricians mate.

                                    he is a natural born canadian, will be serving in the US military.

                                    i do agree that people in the service are doing a job they are paid for but not many other jobs aside from police, and such, put on a uniform everyday knowing full well that they may die that day for a cause greater then themselfs. there are other jobs that involve possibly dying but none near as honorable.

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                                    • 69pornlinks
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 5560

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Why
                                      welp, my brother got all signed up with the Navy today. ships out in 3 weeks exactly.

                                      way to go bro! wish i could serve
                                      he signed up TODAY and ships out in 3 weeks no training???
                                      It IS what it IS

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                                      • Why
                                        MFBA
                                        • Mar 2003
                                        • 7230

                                        #20
                                        ships out for training in 3 weeks. its somewhere near chicago. thats 12 weeks total. then he gets shipped off to other places.

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                                        • SonOfRage
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Apr 2001
                                          • 632

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Why
                                          ships out for training in 3 weeks. its somewhere near chicago. thats 12 weeks total. then he gets shipped off to other places.
                                          Beware the "bunghole surprise"

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                                          • Why
                                            MFBA
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 7230

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by SonOfRage


                                            Beware the "bunghole surprise"
                                            you sure seem to know a lot about bungholes.... did your time in prison give you a lot of education on the subject??

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                                            • Why
                                              MFBA
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 7230

                                              #23
                                              speaking of you and prison, where di you serve your time? off on that fucking island you fucked up on? or back in the states?

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                                              • grogan
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Feb 2001
                                                • 2284

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by RocHard
                                                One shouldn't make fun of the Navy. I'm pretty sure they aren't gay.

                                                They live in cramped quarters, eat shitty food, and don't set foot on solid ground for months at a time.... Just to ensure that you sleep good at night.

                                                they have sex with other men also

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                                                • PostWhore
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 4720

                                                  #25
                                                  Ask me how to monetize with adult traffic!

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                                                  • SonOfRage
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                    • 632

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Why
                                                    he will be an electricians mate.


                                                    Who's mate?

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                                                    • PornoDoggy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 1053

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SonOfRage
                                                      I joined the Navy when I got out of Highschool. I went AWOL because I could not stand the repeated sexual advances toward me by other sailors. Funny white hats, and bell bottom slacks should have been the first clue.

                                                      All I wanted to do was protect America for evil. The Navy was no place for a SuperHero like myself.
                                                      Two days into bootcamp you missed mommy and went and cried about smoking pot and lying about it.

                                                      I'm sure the national defense of the United States suffered when you deserted. You were in a foreign Navy, right?

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                                                      • SonOfRage
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Apr 2001
                                                        • 632

                                                        #28
                                                        Im Batman

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