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  • asuna
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 8743

    #1

    I had to shit so bad

    I was doing about 165 on the 40 and the 25, normally takes me 15min to get home form ym friends house, made it in 6..... I shall never go out after having KFC, alwasy gives me the mad runs, but I never learn my lesson....
  • FlyingIguana
    aspiring banker
    • Mar 2002
    • 10870

    #2
    you're like one of my friends who always gets the runs after eating fillet o fish at mcdonalds. but the next time he goes to mcdonalds what does he get? a fillet o fish of course. sucker for punishment.

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    • foolio
      ICQ: 178725656
      • Nov 2002
      • 12366

      #3
      Originally posted by asuna
      I was doing about 165 on the 40 and the 25, normally takes me 15min to get home form ym friends house, made it in 6..... I shall never go out after having KFC, alwasy gives me the mad runs, but I never learn my lesson....
      lol

      Ya, the only thing that gets me worse than KFC is McDonalds

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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Go to Wendy's

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        • IntenseCash
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 2421

          #5
          This thread is making me hungry...
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          • foolio
            ICQ: 178725656
            • Nov 2002
            • 12366

            #6
            Originally posted by spunky1
            Go to Wendy's
            ya, the drivethru is open till midnight

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            • foolio
              ICQ: 178725656
              • Nov 2002
              • 12366

              #7
              Originally posted by IntenseCash
              This thread is making me hungry...
              hearing about shit does that to you?

              cool

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              • asuna
                Confirmed User
                • May 2002
                • 8743

                #8
                Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                you're like one of my friends who always gets the runs after eating fillet o fish at mcdonalds. but the next time he goes to mcdonalds what does he get? a fillet o fish of course. sucker for punishment.

                yeah I normally stopped eating it ,but today i just ate it, felt fine for like 2 or 3 hours, went ot my friends house, went out for a small drive, and .... also my anxiety prolly helped it get this bad too...

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                • foolio
                  ICQ: 178725656
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 12366

                  #9
                  Originally posted by asuna

                  yeah I normally stopped eating it ,but today i just ate it, felt fine for like 2 or 3 hours, went ot my friends house, went out for a small drive, and .... also my anxiety prolly helped it get this bad too...
                  lol, it would have been funny if you pissed from your ass at your friends house!

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                  • IntenseCash
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 2421

                    #10
                    Originally posted by foolio


                    hearing about shit does that to you?

                    cool
                    yes... I was aiming more towards the McD's and Wendys... but I suppose thinking of shit can sometimes too

                    mmmm yummy
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                    • asuna
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 8743

                      #11
                      Originally posted by foolio


                      lol, it would have been funny if you pissed from your ass at your friends house!
                      If I was at my friends house I would of gone there, but I wasn't, so i just dropped off my friend and I raced home

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                      • foolio
                        ICQ: 178725656
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 12366

                        #12
                        Originally posted by asuna
                        If I was at my friends house I would of gone there, but I wasn't, so i just dropped off my friend and I raced home
                        That was nice of you to drop him off firts though. Shows good ass control.

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                        • asuna
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 8743

                          #13
                          Originally posted by foolio

                          That was nice of you to drop him off firts though. Shows good ass control.
                          if I would of been 5 seconds later, I wouldn't of made it, I did all american stops, and instead of parking the car in the driveway I screeched to a stop in front of my house and ran inside the house with the front door open and ran to the toilet

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                          • foolio
                            ICQ: 178725656
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 12366

                            #14
                            Originally posted by asuna
                            if I would of been 5 seconds later, I wouldn't of made it, I did all american stops, and instead of parking the car in the driveway I screeched to a stop in front of my house and ran inside the house with the front door open and ran to the toilet
                            did you do one of those where the 'shit started to come out of the ass as you were on the way to sit down' moves?

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                            • neewwman
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 1737

                              #15
                              The worst thing is that once your car actually hits your driveway your body somehow knows it and you start cramping up even worse and you have to run in and practically can't get your pants down.

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                              • foolio
                                ICQ: 178725656
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 12366

                                #16
                                Originally posted by neewwman
                                The worst thing is that once your car actually hits your driveway your body somehow knows it and you start cramping up even worse and you have to run in and practically can't get your pants down.
                                lol, ya - funny how that happens.

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                                • Indeed
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 1892

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by asuna
                                  ..... I shall never go out after having KFC, alwasy gives me the mad runs, but I never learn my lesson....
                                  you shall never eat KFC crap at all PERIOD

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                                  • asuna
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2002
                                    • 8743

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by neewwman
                                    The worst thing is that once your car actually hits your driveway your body somehow knows it and you start cramping up even worse and you have to run in and practically can't get your pants down.
                                    EXACTLY, I saw my house from across the street, and I was thinking, should I just stop here, and run across th street or no...
                                    my dadis freaking out cause he heard the car scream, and I run upstairs and I was tere for a good 10min (liquified) and then I go and park the car

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133978

                                      #19
                                      I have a turtle head popping out now,

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                                      • foolio
                                        ICQ: 178725656
                                        • Nov 2002
                                        • 12366

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by spunky1
                                        I have a turtle head popping out now,

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                                        • sexualdiva
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 215

                                          #21
                                          Mickey D's french fries are the best though.
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                                          • lagwagon
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 8464

                                            #22
                                            damn dude that is a gross story. haha

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                                            • foolio
                                              ICQ: 178725656
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 12366

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by sexualdiva
                                              Mickey D's french fries are the best though.
                                              oh no way

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                                              • asuna
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2002
                                                • 8743

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by lagwagon
                                                damn dude that is a gross story. haha
                                                There was been worse..

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                                                • foolio
                                                  ICQ: 178725656
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 12366

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by asuna


                                                  There was been worse..

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                                                  funny site

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