Anybody here ever been shot, stabbed, etc?

Now I'm craving Chinese food

hmmmm I been shot at several time in the woods during hunting season (no sneaking around without the orange..lol)

I was in a shoot out between a house full of pissed off mexicans and my white boy boyrfriend at the time...bullets whizzing everywhere..completely dark out.. b/f got shot in the ass cheek..went thru one cheek lodged in the other (too bad it missed his balls)..was a wild evening.

I worked in this shitty little money pit in florida run by "OUTLAWS". Plenty of stabbing and shootings went on in this place..in fact several of the bouncers are serving prison time for murder. The girls werent much better.. crazy ass fights would break out in the back..doors locked and jammed..and hot curling irons shoved down throats.

I stabbed my husband once for threatening to smash my computers up with a hammer .

i have been in so many fist fights, i dont have the patience to write them all..I have only had my ass beat a few of those times and they were by "big men"..with "big attitudes"..i didnt go down without a good fight though.

boxing is a martial art? LOL

I'd say so. It's an art that's used for combat. Fits the definition.

oh ya crap I've been stabbed too! by my brother in my arm with a swiss army knife. He was 8, I was 15. I wanted to take the knife away from him since the little brat could cut himself, but no he had to resist and attacked me. Sure I watched movies and seen how it's done so I was sure he'll drop it in seconds. No such luck, the little bastard stabbed me. No big deal tho, maybe a glass of blood on the floor (enough to freak out my parents), but a bandage fixed it. Eh, my little brother.

the sister

Wow, another person who doesn't know what they are talking about. Those people are known for Ground and Pound versus submission.