It all began one afternoon in 1897. The King of England had just been shot by Sir Francis Bacon of Sicily. A man by the name of Harry Link decided that it would be a good idea to go to the bar and satisfy his thrist for Ale. Once at the bar, he noticed Busty McChest, and grabbed her ass. She got pissed, and smacked Harry Link. Harry Link felt bad, so he gave Busty McChest $20, a handsome sum of money in those days. Both happy and embarassed, Busty McChest promptly took Harry Link to the upstairs brothel and fucked him silly. Then she dipped her tits in plaster and gave the imprint to him. Several years later PornKings did kind of the same thing. They pais girls to show their tits and other parts and sold them. Hooray for PornKings.
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Come on, someone reply. This is practically a made for TV type story.
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I would like it better if your sig said Pornkings
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The story must be getting better all the time.Originally posted by Pornkings
I would like it better if your sig said Pornkings
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"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
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Good story, needs to be longer tho!
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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
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The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.
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