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  • archer
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    • Jul 2002
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    #1

    what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?

    what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?

    i saw one on this geeky looky guy... it was on the back of his neck right where the shirt collar goes. It was a flying bright orange pumpkin with a simling face and pair of black bat wings... now that was a goofy tattoo
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  • DarkBob
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    • Jun 2001
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    #2
    that doesn't sound that bad to me
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    • gothweb
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      #3
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      • DarkBob
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        #4
        Originally posted by gothweb
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        That's pretty damn spooky
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        • archer
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          • Jul 2002
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          #5
          oh come on.... a flying pumpkin tattoo is not stupid?

          sooo... give a better example of a stupid tattoo
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          • Vox
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            • Mar 2002
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            #6
            Anyone who gets a Taz tattoo.
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            • kaylacam
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              #7
              I have seen guys with their own name tattooed on their foreheads...is it a gang thing?
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              • chaffer
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                #8
                Barb wire on a dude how fucking dumb is that
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                • [Labret]
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                  • May 2001
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Vox
                  Anyone who gets a Taz tattoo.
                  amen.

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                  • rocki
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                    • Feb 2002
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                    #10
                    i know a girl that has her name tatoo'd across her lower back... guess her man won't forget what name to call out while banging her from behind hehe

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                    • ryph
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                      • Oct 2002
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                      #11
                      I've seen some guy and his "best friend" tatoo each others names on the arm with a "best buds 4 lyfe" thing going.
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                      • cj-design
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                        • Apr 2003
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                        #12
                        Dont know if anyone heard about some guy who had a tatoo done on his arm in chinese lettering.

                        It said something like "I'm a silly boy" or something - stupid twat, he's getting it removed after chinese girls starting laffing at him

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                        • Lee
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                          • Aug 2002
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                          #13
                          What about the guy who had a "W" on each asscheek so that when he bent over it said WOW.











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                          • Cassie
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                            • Mar 2003
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                            #14
                            i was getting my manicure when this woman comes in wearing a skirt and she had this half tat on her leg.

                            it looked like it was suppose to be roses on a vine. i think the artist really screwed up cause it turned out like a real mess. the kicker, it was only on the outter half part of the middle of her calf! like hello! if you are gonna get a tat, at least do it all the way around or dont do it at all. and certainly dont do it on your calf if youre a woman. very tacky!
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                            • Sassyass
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                              #15




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                              • Easton
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                                • Sep 2002
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                                #16
                                we shot a girl recently who had her REAL name tattooed across her lower back

                                it was easy to make fun of her in the shoot: "is that so when guys are taking turns fucking you in the ass, they can at least get your name right?"

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                                • Lee
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                                  #17
                                  Probably the same chick that Rocki knows above

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                                  • Reak
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                                    • Mar 2003
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Sassyass


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                                    • escorpio
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                                      • Oct 2002
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                                      #19
                                      In the late 70's I knew a guy who tattooed "Foghat" on his forearm.
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                                      • escorpio
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sassyass


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                                        • FillmoreSlim
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by archer
                                          what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?
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                                          • MattO
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                                            • Feb 2003
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                                            #22
                                            I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
                                            He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
                                            He still has no clue to this day.

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                                            • Cassie
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                                              • Mar 2003
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MattO
                                              I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
                                              He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
                                              He still has no clue to this day.
                                              that is hilarious!
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                                              • Indeed
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                                                • Oct 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MattO
                                                I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
                                                He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
                                                He still has no clue to this day.
                                                I don't believe it

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                                                • mastamindz
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                                                  • Feb 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  The stupidest tattoo? Probobly the one I have on my wrist due to an artist who doesnt know how to fucking fade ink! Now I have to get the fucker lasered off this summer.
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                                                  • Reak
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                                                    • Mar 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    I Saw some dude walk around with -> I`m A Little Bunny
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                                                    • loverboy
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                                                      #27
                                                      hmmm....

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                                                      • AC Tracey
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                                                        #28
                                                        I knew a guy that had two really silly tattoos. One was a toe tag around his right toe. Another was a rat riding a dirt bike across his chest with dirt tattoo'd all around it. lol. It was soooooo funny.

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                                                        • NBDesign
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • GrimShawn
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                                                            #30
                                                            People who get there own name.. dumb

                                                            People who get a BF/GF name.... dumb

                                                            Guys with barbwire.....dumb

                                                            Anyone with Taz or a looney tune...dumb

                                                            Anyone with something not orginal...dumb

                                                            Here is part of one of mine




                                                            I can post the rest if you want. It's all based on horror movies and books, all black and white, over 65 hours of work on half my arm

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                                                            • Cassie
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                                                              • Mar 2003
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                                                              #31
                                                              i know a woman who has a sun tat on her arm, a tiny bear tat on the inside of her calf (looks like a dirt smudge) and a clover on her toe (definitely looks like dirt!).
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                                                              • Easton
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                                                                #32
                                                                Shawn, you're gonna scare my doorman with those bro... LOL

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                                                                • AmeliaG
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by GrimShawn
                                                                  People who get there own name.. dumb

                                                                  People who get a BF/GF name.... dumb

                                                                  Guys with barbwire.....dumb

                                                                  Anyone with Taz or a looney tune...dumb

                                                                  Anyone with something not orginal...dumb

                                                                  Here is part of one of mine




                                                                  I can post the rest if you want. It's all based on horror movies and books, all black and white, over 65 hours of work on half my arm

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                                                                  • AmeliaG
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    On topic: One of my models for http://www.gothicsluts.com/ wanted to get the word evil tattooed on her back. Only her tattoo artist was very talented but also thought he was her boyfriend, despite her repeated claims to other people that he was not. So he tattooed his name super-dark and deep instead of EVIL and she didn't know it until he was done. So she grew her hair long and now does not let anyone photograph her back.

                                                                    Moral of story: Never get a free tattoo in a place you can't see from someone who wants to own you who you don't want to own you.
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                                                                    • MetaMan
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      some guy i knew got all of his friends name on his arm just like 2pac has it. now THAT is dum

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                                                                      • LeeNoga
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                                                                        • Jul 2001
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I dunno if "stupid" tattoo's are the problem or the ones that are not to scale or porpotion to where they had the ink done.

                                                                        Large women are beautiful women but saw this one who was 300+, get a teenie little inked string rose vine around her ankle, it looked out of place for the size of her calf and ankle.

                                                                        Nutter' thing stupid is to just cluster fuck a bunch of tattoo's in the same area going every which way with no theme going on.

                                                                        I love tats but some folk'n should do them in scale or porportion or have a plan, otherwise not do it at all.

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                                                                        • Jakke PNG
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Anything small on a big man. Like me, 300lbs or so.. it would look so gay if I had something small tattooed anywhere.
                                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                                          • evildick

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Worst tattoos hands down:

                                                                            http://weirdal.0catch.com/tattoo.html

                                                                            Not only does he have a Weird Al tattoo, he also has tattoos of the rest of the guys from Weird Al's band.

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                                                                            • GrimShawn
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Easton
                                                                              Shawn, you're gonna scare my doorman with those bro... LOL

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                                                                              • Marissa
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                For all the YES fans out there I know this guy that has a tattoo of something that looks like a tuning fork on his arm. Its from one of the YES album covers.

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                                                                                • freeones
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • MattO
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                                                                                    • Feb 2003
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by AmeliaG
                                                                                    On topic: One of my models for http://www.gothicsluts.com/ wanted to get the word evil tattooed on her back. Only her tattoo artist was very talented but also thought he was her boyfriend, despite her repeated claims to other people that he was not. So he tattooed his name super-dark and deep instead of EVIL and she didn't know it until he was done. So she grew her hair long and now does not let anyone photograph her back.

                                                                                    Moral of story: Never get a free tattoo in a place you can't see from someone who wants to own you who you don't want to own you.

                                                                                    A tattoo artist, no matter how talented, should have his fucking hands broken for doing something like that.

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                                                                                    • Phoz
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Steve-O has 10, dumb tattoos. Very funny!

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                                                                                      • archer
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by rocki
                                                                                        i know a girl that has her name tatoo'd across her lower back... guess her man won't forget what name to call out while banging her from behind hehe

                                                                                        i don't think that's stupid.

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                                                                                        • angeleyes
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Knew a guy that had a huge picture of Jesus tatooted on his back... not sure why, but it just freaked me out.
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