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Shoehorn! · 02-13-2004, 07:32 PM

It all began one afternoon in 1897. The King of England had just been shot by Sir Francis Bacon of Sicily. A man by the name of Harry Link decided that it would be a good idea to go to the bar and satisfy his thrist for Ale. Once at the bar, he noticed Busty McChest, and grabbed her ass. She got pissed, and smacked Harry Link. Harry Link felt bad, so he gave Busty McChest $20, a handsome sum of money in those days. Both happy and embarassed, Busty McChest promptly took Harry Link to the upstairs brothel and fucked him silly. Then she dipped her tits in plaster and gave the imprint to him. Several years later PornKings did kind of the same thing. They pais girls to show their tits and other parts and sold them. Hooray for PornKings.

02-13-2004, 07:32 PM
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	The Pornkings Story It all began one afternoon in 1897. The King of England had just been shot by Sir Francis Bacon of Sicily. A man by the name of Harry Link decided that it would be a good idea to go to the bar and satisfy his thrist for Ale. Once at the bar, he noticed Busty McChest, and grabbed her ass. She got pissed, and smacked Harry Link. Harry Link felt bad, so he gave Busty McChest $20, a handsome sum of money in those days. Both happy and embarassed, Busty McChest promptly took Harry Link to the upstairs brothel and fucked him silly. Then she dipped her tits in plaster and gave the imprint to him. Several years later PornKings did kind of the same thing. They pais girls to show their tits and other parts and sold them. Hooray for PornKings. __________________