I Done Got Married

**d0se** · 05-31-2003, 09:55 PM

congrats

**galleryseek** · 05-31-2003, 09:55 PM

kickass. may you be one of the few that actually survive it.

now prepare yourself for all the bitter losers who will flame you for getting married.

**EscortBiz** · 05-31-2003, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by MattO
Got married yesterday, super casual. Just walked out front of the house into the park and did some vows. Real simple-like, just enough to make it official.
I was a wrinkly hung over mess... realized I had a PornKings pin on my jacket afterwards. heheh

congrats!!! she looks very cute

**Jamdin** · 05-31-2003, 09:56 PM

What no honeymoon pics

Congrats & she's a cutie

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 09:57 PM

shes cute. congrats.

youre life has changed forever.

(have you told her you dont care about fucking other women yet?)

**nobull** · 05-31-2003, 09:58 PM

congrats man

**Cash** · 05-31-2003, 09:58 PM

Congratulations, Matt! It's always nice to hear someone's getting married.

**mrthumbs** · 05-31-2003, 09:58 PM

she looks very dominant and controlling.

prepare yourself for the worst.

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs
prepare yourself for the worst.

the line will be drawn very quickly in this thread about who is married and who is not.

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

she looks very dominant and controlling.

prepare yourself for the worst.

Haaaww!!

She's quite the opposite, I wouldn't have married her otherwise.

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs
prepare yourself for the worst.

wait till she asks you how long you intend on working in the adult industry.

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by MattO

She's quite the opposite, I wouldn't have married her otherwise.

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her parents and your beer belly will change that very soon.

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by MattO

I was a wrinkly hung over mess... realized I had a PornKings pin on my jacket afterwards. heheh

pimp

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

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her parents and your beer belly will change that very soon.

Her parents live in Brasil & I don't see myself getting fat any time soon. I'm 35 and battle to keep weight on.

**Gutterboy** · 05-31-2003, 10:02 PM

shes way to cute to be fucking you. What the hell is wrong with her? Trannie?

**eroswebmaster** · 05-31-2003, 10:03 PM

Yeah very cute. Good luck, and congrats.

**kristydoll** · 05-31-2003, 10:03 PM

Congrats! What a nice way to get married

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

wait till she asks you how long you intend on working in the adult industry.

Heh, she sees my checks. She doesn't complain.

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by Gutterboy
shes way to cute to be fucking you. What the hell is wrong with her? Trannie?

I'm in a band.

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by MattO

Her parents live in Brasil & I don't see myself getting fat any time soon. I'm 35 and battle to keep weight on.

Brazil? Time for a tax write off. Go to her country and start shooting content.

**Gutterboy** · 05-31-2003, 10:04 PM

She has that Laci Peterson look about her too. You haven't recently purchased a fishing boat and several bags of concrete have you?

**mrthumbs** · 05-31-2003, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by MattO

Haaaww!!

She's quite the opposite, I wouldn't have married her otherwise.

no no.. you still see that controlling part of her as 'caring'.

Because you are in love with this cute little lady.

But just wait till she sets her mind on something..

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:06 PM

wait till the first time you forget to call

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:07 PM

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
wait till the first time you forget to call

Oh shit!!! That reminds me.....

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:07 PM

wait till you come home and your cock smells like another womans pussy.

okay okay..enough of the ballbusting...

did you have a bachelor party?

**mrthumbs** · 05-31-2003, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
wait till the first time you forget to call

no no, she's ok with all that.. that's the main trick here..

Im talking about the 'subtle changes' she will
introduce in the near future..

Okok.. enough.. congrats dude..

**Gutterboy** · 05-31-2003, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs
Im talking about the 'subtle changes' she will
introduce in the near future..

Lets not leave him guessing.

#1 - Kiss the swallowing goodbye.

**sextoyking** · 05-31-2003, 10:11 PM

Matt,

Congrats on your wedding and new bride

Todd

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
did you have a bachelor party?

Nothing major... just went out with some old friends from way back and did the drunk thing. I'm always out drinking with the band and shit so it's just the same old shit really.

**mrthumbs** · 05-31-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Lets not leave him guessing.

#1 - Kiss the swallowing goodbye.

she looks like a sophisticated smart girl.. i dont think she swallowed in the first place.

But good example!

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Lets not leave him guessing.

#1 - Kiss the swallowing goodbye.

oh and oral sex suddenly becomes a favor.

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Lets not leave him guessing.

#1 - Kiss the swallowing goodbye.

When you put it that way it sounds like snowballing

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

she looks like a sophisticated smart girl.. i dont think she swallowed in the first place.

this is a hateful but secretly hilarious thread.

what happened to the subliminal sig?

**Exxxotica** · 05-31-2003, 10:14 PM

Wow! Congrats to you and Jeanine Garofalo

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by MattO

When you put it that way it sounds like snowballing

No...dont let these guys fool you.

Marriage is great.

Hide the porno.

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

this is a hateful but secretly hilarious thread.

This is a much nicer thread than I thought it would be. Took me all day to figure out if I should dare post pictures on here... it's just asking for trouble.

**mrthumbs** · 05-31-2003, 10:17 PM

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim

this is a hateful but secretly hilarious thread.

what happened to the submliminal sig?

After 4040 posts finally someone that understands.
we should follow MattO's example.. whaddayathink? ;)

The sig is still there man.. but i used a lower frequency
and a different flashing pattern that is more effective
for the unconscious. 47 THZ is the way to go.

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:18 PM

MattO,

Was your cock in her anus before your signature was on the marriage certificate?

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by mrthumbs

After 4040 posts finally someone that understands.
we should follow MattO's example.. whaddayathink? ;)

ironic that we share this thread together. It feels a bit too gay.

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by FillmoreSlim
MattO,

Was your cock in her anus before your signature was on the marriage certificate?

concurrent

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:20 PM

MattO,

Wait till the double dates with her friends and THEIR husbands.

**RedShoe** · 05-31-2003, 10:21 PM

Congrats Matt-o.

You're the fatest man I know.

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by RedShoe
Congrats Matt-o.

You're the fatest man I know.

heh I remember that shit

**FillmoreSlim** · 05-31-2003, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by MattO

heh I remember that shit

nice. your new wife will remember the time you looked at that waitress.

**Gutterboy** · 05-31-2003, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by MattO

concurrent

I take it all back. If she gives up the ass, she's worth it... at least until she gets pregnant and you have to kill her to avoid fucking up your playboy lifestyle and mistresses with a bunch of child support bullshit.

**mrthumbs** · 05-31-2003, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by Gutterboy

I take it all back. If she gives up the ass, she's worth it... at least until she gets pregnant and you have to kill her to avoid fucking up your playboy lifestyle and mistresses with a bunch of child support bullshit.

he does look like a rockstar indeed.

**buddyjuf** · 05-31-2003, 10:29 PM

w00 h000!!!!

congratz dude!!!

**Lensman** · 05-31-2003, 10:30 PM

Way to go man!

**MattO** · 05-31-2003, 10:35 PM

Thanks for the replies and wishes, good and... other...

I Done Got Married

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