I suffer from insomnia. I'm up til 3am every morning(usually 4am or 5). I go to sleep and I wake up every hour on the hour for at least 15mins. I have been known to rake my yard at 2am in my underware (okay I did it once.) Usually I'll watch Street Smarts, that fake psychic chick, and some guy doing/selling magic tricks all night. Sometimes I fall asleep and this loud assed mutha fugga starts yelling about baseball cards and shit. He wakes me up everytime. I hate that HSN guy. But he's on other channels besides HSN.
If I do venture outside I always see people walking around. You'd be surprised what type of people are up that time of morning. You know besides your local crackheads. One night a very nice looking woman saw me sitting on my front porch. She walked up and offered me a blowjob for $5 I refuses. She came back with her daughter and offered both of their services for $20 I refused. Then she bought back a dude and I pulled out my pistol and told em to get da hell on. I don't sit outside at 3 in the morning any more. But I do rake my backyard sometimes so that i'd get sleepy of course i'm packing. I don't know where the crackheads come from, but there's always at least 5 walking around. One tried to sell me a dog one night for $10 so that he could buy a plane ticket home to Miami. I told him I'd give him a ride to the airport, because i'd love to buy a $10 ticket to Miami.
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Hey, I'm Dabomb!