I got this today and laughed my ass off!!
20 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If
They want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the
Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically
After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't
Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
SMILE!!!
20 Ways to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You to Do Something, Ask If
They want Fries with That.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once
everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For
Sexual Favors"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the
Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically
After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go to a Poetry Recital and Ask Why the Poems Don't
Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling
Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To the Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
SMILE!!!
I just thought I'd make someone else's day funny!! Everytime I read them I laugh my ass off!!
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