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Originally posted by sworld
Dear Sirs or Madams,
I now hold the patent on farting. If you fart, you will need to pay me 2% of your gross income. However, we can make deals. If you fart alot, just sign the agreement and I'll get the smaller guys to pay for your farts. Thank you.
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i hope your paypal can accept large numbers of payments, i had burritos tonight