Patent on farting

**XxXotic** · 02-08-2004, 08:23 AM

but I own the patent on methane so you'll need to give me 5% of your gross monthly income

**Harlot Cash** · 02-08-2004, 08:40 AM

And I own the patent on follow thru's - So each skid mark means cash in my bank!

**Libertine** · 02-08-2004, 08:42 AM

I recently patented patenting. Show me the money!

**Basic_man** · 02-08-2004, 08:43 AM

hahaha, I own the patent for breathing.. :D You owned!

**eiht_98** · 02-08-2004, 09:12 AM

and my father will kick your father's ass anytime

**newbreed** · 02-08-2004, 09:14 AM

I just violated one of the above listed patents...

Smell ya later!

LOLOLOL

**Paul Markham** · 02-08-2004, 09:17 AM

I hope you guys are still laughing about patents this time next year.

**Ash@phpFX** · 02-08-2004, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by sworld
Dear Sirs or Madams,
I now hold the patent on farting. If you fart, you will need to pay me 2% of your gross income. However, we can make deals. If you fart alot, just sign the agreement and I'll get the smaller guys to pay for your farts. Thank you.

i hope your paypal can accept large numbers of payments, i had burritos tonight

**sworld** · 02-08-2004, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by charly
I hope you guys are still laughing about patents this time next year.

not laughing here....when you have to spend money on lawyers..it's never funny.

**sumphatpimp** · 02-08-2004, 05:21 PM

strange observation,

if the "mob" put a gun to your head and says I want a percentage of your earnings, its called extortion.

if others do it, its called patent infringement

????????????????????

guess I am working the wrong scam.

**mistersoft** · 02-08-2004, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by punkworld
I recently patented patenting. Show me the money!

Hahaha haha I recently patented patenting patenting. Show me the money!

**JDog** · 02-08-2004, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
strange observation,

if the "mob" put a gun to your head and says I want a percentage of your earnings, its called extortion.

if others do it, its called patent infringement

????????????????????

guess I am working the wrong scam.

This is true on the Acacia patent, but some patents are good and they should be licensed out! I just figure that something so bland as the Acacia & the internet shopping cart patent are so fucking bland that they shouldn't even fucking exist!

What's to say somebody doesn't have a patent and will want rolities for fucking transferring text accross the inet!

jDoG

**JDog** · 02-08-2004, 05:29 PM

Originally posted by charly
I hope you guys are still laughing about patents this time next year.

I dont' think that 90% of the webmasters that aren't in a actual adult sponser program or company understand the full thing about this! They don't understand what companies are getting and the whole ordeal!

Since I'm with NSCash.com we now what the ordeal is and how important this issue is!

jDoG

**mardigras** · 02-08-2004, 05:31 PM

Hey, not cool... I got my notice today... I never farted! I only linked to someone who did!!!

Contributory flatulence indeed!

**AnalProbe** · 02-08-2004, 05:49 PM

I will pay you 2% of my gross outcome, ok ?

**GonePhishing** · 02-08-2004, 06:35 PM

You are entitled to 2% of my feces

Patent on farting

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