"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" 
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When Mr. Garrison said that I about fell off the couch.Originally posted by Qumbus
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
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Some of my fav's
"You Can Get a Lot of Action When You Have a Hot Tub"
Mr Mackey
"Where I go destruction will follow"
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"dude, whats wrong with you.. why are you shaking"
*smack*
"shut up, she has parkinsons"
*jumps up on lap*
"sweet, free ride"
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"Whateva, whateva....I do what I want!"Adult SEO Partners - Full service Adult SEO Agency serving some of the biggest names in the industry.Comment
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Stan
That's a stupid song.
Cartman
Yeah, Hanukkah sucks.
Kyle
Don't you oppress me, fat boy.
Cartman
Don't call me fat, buttfucker.
Kyle
Then don't belittle my people you fuckin' fatass!
Cartman
Goddammit don't call me fat you buttfuckin' son-of-a-bitch!
All time classic
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"I need... about tree fiddy"Comment
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"Did some declare shenanigans? I better go get my broom"Comment
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You will respect my authoritah.....
Nothing beats that one
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"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like Hey! You get your bitchass back in the kitchen, and make me some Pie!"icq: 20427689
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So many classic's but that's the first one that sprang to mind...Originally posted by warlock667
"I need... about tree fiddy"
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"what should we do?
...I don't know,what would Brian Boytano do"
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned"
"No kitty, that's my meat pie!"
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LOLOriginally posted by XXXstorage Jeff
"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like Hey! You get your bitchass back in the kitchen, and make me some Pie!"
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"Marijuana is bad mmmkay"
"Mom, you would tell me if you were in a German Schizer video right?"Comment
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Originally posted by Bex
"Marijuana is bad mmmkay"
"Mom, you would tell me if you were in a German Schizer video right?" "Sure I would Eric, now go to bed"
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Towlie
"You guys wanna go get high?"
Often times I wonder why
There's love and hate, theres live or die.
When sickness comes I must decide:
When feelings go, theres suicide.
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<img src=http://www.sleazydream.com/banners/drunk/008.jpg>Originally posted by MediumPimpin
"You Can Get a Lot of Action When You Have a Hot Tub"
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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