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  • juice
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 628

    #1

    Maxim Hottest Females Top 100?? WTF??

    1. Christina Aguilera
    2. Shania Twain
    3. Kristanna Loken
    4. Charlie's Angels
    5. Jennifer Lopez
    6. Gisele Bundchen
    7. Trista Rehn
    8. Shakira
    9. Elisha Cuthbert
    10. t.A.T.u.
    11. Jennifer Garner
    12. Sarah Wynter
    13. Christina Applegate
    14. Kelly Hu
    15. Gwen Stephani
    16. Kate Beckinsale
    17. Kate Hudson
    18. Pam Anderson
    19. Megan Ewing
    20. Jessica Alba
    21. Ashanti
    22. Kelly Rowland
    23. Monica Bellucci
    24. Minki van der
    Westhuizen
    25. Heidi Klum
    26. Halle Berry
    27. Kelly Clarkson
    28. Rachel Nichols
    29. Rebecca Romijn
    Stamos
    30. Britney Spears
    31. Mya
    32. Brittany Murphy
    33. Kirsten Dunst
    34. Sara Foster
    35. Carmen Electra
    36. Genelle Frenoy
    37. Brooke Burns
    38. Tyra Banks
    39. Reese Witherspoon
    40. Pussycat Dolls
    41. Kristin Kreuk
    42. Asia Argento
    43. Angelina Jolie
    44. Kylie Monigue
    45. Sarah Michelle Gellar
    46. Beyonce Knowles
    47. Erika Christensen
    48. LeAnn Rimes
    49. Katie Holmes
    50. Anne Marie Kortwright
    51. Karen Carreno
    52. Denise Richards
    53. Natassia Malthe
    54. Tara Reid
    55. Maggie Gyllenhaal
    56. Salma Hayek
    57. Adriana Lima
    58. Naomi Watts
    59. Taryn Manning
    60. Jaime Pressly
    61. Molly Sims
    62. Eva Mendes
    63. Jessica Simpson
    64. Pink
    65. Ali Larter
    66. Lenor Varela
    67. Rachel Perry
    68. Paulina Rubio
    69. Laetitia Casta
    70. Yamila Diaz-Rahi
    71. Eve
    72. Bianca Kajlich
    73. Laura Harring
    74. Aisha Tyler
    75. Alicia Keys
    76. Kim Smith
    77. Leslie Bega
    78. Lisa Snowdon
    79. Mila Kunis
    80. Sofia Vergara
    81. Nicole Robinson
    82. Brooke Burke
    83. Shahi Sarah
    84. Shannyn Sossamon
    85. Desiree Diamond
    86. Rosario Dawson
    87. Michelle Rodriquez
    88. Emmanuelle Vaugier
    89. Gabrielle Union
    90. Jennifer Sky
    91. KD Aubert
    92. Avril Lavigne
    93. Rachel Weisz
    94. Shakara Ledard
    95. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    96. Sarah Silverman
    97. Jolene Blalock
    98. Cindy Taylor
    99. Norah Jones
    100. Malia Jones

    -------------------

    7-Trista Rehn (Bachelorette)
    in front of Shakira, Heidi Klum, Halle berry!????

    22. Kelly Rowland???

    26. Halle Berry??? she should be in the top 3!


    27. Kelly Clarkson??? (that girl is everyting but hot!)
    in front of Rebecca Romijn Stamos , Britney Spears , Jessica Simpson?

    92. Avril Lavigne in front of Jenifer LOve Hewitt??

    THis list is worthless! Does talent a factor now when judging who's hot!??

    http://channels.netscape.com/ns/cele...nt/maximhot100
  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470

    #2
    who cares?
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.

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    • AdultNex
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2003
      • 8985

      #3
      Does that "Vote for Clay" sig have anything to do with your sexuality?

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      • NWPhil
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2003
        • 1960

        #4
        that list is a load of crap

        #4= Charlies Angels ?

        Farah or Drew Barrymore?

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        • NWPhil
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2003
          • 1960

          #5
          Originally posted by AdultNex
          Does that "Vote for Clay" sig have anything to do with your sexuality?

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          • juice
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 628

            #6
            Originally posted by AdultNex
            Does that "Vote for Clay" sig have anything to do with your sexuality?
            You got me there!

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            • theking
              Nice Kitty
              • Sep 2002
              • 21053

              #7
              Originally posted by SleazyDream
              who cares?
              A lardass has only one interest...more fries.
              When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

              FOR THE LYING LOWLIFE POSTING AS PATHFINDER...http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...athfinder.html

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              • BRISK
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Feb 2003
                • 12240

                #8
                Christina Aguilera is a whore

                t.A.T.u. is fake CRAP!

                Pam Anderson is a burned out stripper plastic filled whore!

                Brittany Murphy is a skank

                Carmen Electra is following in Pam Anderson's path of becoming a plastic filled whore

                Michelle Rodriquez is a man/butch/tranny

                Avril Lavigne is a fake wannabe creation of her record label
                I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                • evildick

                  #9
                  Avril Lavigne shouldn't be on the list at all. She just looks like any normal chick you'd see at a high school.

                  Make no mistake though, I'd still hit it.

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                  • rooster
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 2384

                    #10
                    who even buys those mens magazines, yuppie fagots.
                    Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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                    • BabeHunter
                      Webmaster
                      • Oct 2001
                      • 4063

                      #11
                      52. Denise Richards


                      WTF???
                      she should be in the top 10
                      Yep

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                      • TheJimmy
                        ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 10747

                        #12
                        56. Salma Hayek

                        WTF?
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                        • ronaldo
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 5475

                          #13
                          Sorry.

                          Any hottie list that doesn't include Anna Kournikova is just completely laughable.

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                          • Pappa
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                            • Apr 2003
                            • 636

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BRISK
                            Christina Aguilera is a whore

                            t.A.T.u. is fake CRAP!

                            Pam Anderson is a burned out stripper plastic filled whore!

                            Brittany Murphy is a skank

                            Carmen Electra is following in Pam Anderson's path of becoming a plastic filled whore

                            Michelle Rodriquez is a man/butch/tranny

                            Avril Lavigne is a fake wannabe creation of her record label


                            Traffic Cash Gold!

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                            • Elli
                              Reach for those stars!
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 17991

                              #15
                              I've gotta say I still like Gina Gershon
                              email: [email protected]

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                              • NWPhil
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                                • Apr 2003
                                • 1960

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ronaldo
                                Sorry.

                                Any hottie list that doesn't include Anna Kournikova is just completely laughable.
                                I hear that! Russian Tennis Bitches for everyone!

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                                • stocktrader23
                                  Let's do some business.
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 18781

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by BRISK


                                  Avril Lavigne is a fake wannabe creation of her record label
                                  Wrong.


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                                  • mjrools23
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                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 1604

                                    #18
                                    pink and kelly rowland do not belong on that list
                                    http://www.pornstarxposed.com/

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                                    • BRISK
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 12240

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                      Wrong.
                                      Please enlighten me.
                                      I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                      I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                      • Anna_O
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                                        • Oct 2002
                                        • 5773

                                        #20
                                        Britney only number 30? And were is Swdish princess Madeleine? Blah....


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                                        • Kevlar
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                                          • Mar 2003
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                                          #21
                                          Based on the #1 pick I'd have to say it's probably based on who sucks the most cock at the Maxim office.
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                                          • Nasty D
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                                            • Dec 2002
                                            • 2563

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by BabeHunter
                                            52. Denise Richards


                                            WTF???
                                            she should be in the top 10
                                            Right with ya on that one! Charlie Sheen is luckey Mofo


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                                            • xxxdesign-net
                                              My hips don't lie
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 10129

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mjrools23
                                              pink and kelly rowland do not belong on that list
                                              True, but also add Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson!

                                              and where the hell is Mariah Carey, Nikki Cox, Alissa Mylano, Catherine Bell... and MARIA MENOUNOS ??
                                              Last edited by xxxdesign-net; 05-26-2003, 11:11 AM.

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                                              • stocktrader23
                                                Let's do some business.
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 18781

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                                Wrong.
                                                Look it up. It of course looks like the next "thing" created by a record label but it's not. Avril has been a rebel from alot younger, played hockey as a kid, etc.


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                                                • SilverTab
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                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 5060

                                                  #25
                                                  Jennifer Love Hewitt in 95??? Fuck that!
                                                  mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation
                                                  but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959

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                                                  • MetaMan
                                                    I AM WEB 2.0
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 28682

                                                    #26
                                                    this list is payed for promotion,
                                                    all mags r set up these days, same with anything that has black people in it, these days they have to win or at least come second.

                                                    no way 2 white ppl can finish first anymore.

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                                                    • Scott McD
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                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 67792

                                                      #27
                                                      Damn that's fucked up...


                                                      I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???



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                                                      • stocktrader23
                                                        Let's do some business.
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 18781

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                        Damn that's fucked up...


                                                        I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???

                                                        Her ugly ass is at home why?


                                                        Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

                                                        "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                                        • theWatsonian
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                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 1737

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                          Damn that's fucked up...


                                                          I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???

                                                          I'm pissed about that, too!
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                                                          • StupidFuckingWhore
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                                            Look it up. It of course looks like the next "thing" created by a record label but it's not. Avril has been a rebel from alot younger, played hockey as a kid, etc.
                                                            a country singing rebel maybe? because that is what she was originally going for until the record execs thought of what they could do with her.

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                                                            • Trolleater
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 1441

                                                              #31
                                                              1. Christina Aguilera

                                                              She looks like a troll without make-up.

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                                                              • stocktrader23
                                                                Let's do some business.
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 18781

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by StupidFuckingWhore

                                                                a country singing rebel maybe? because that is what she was originally going for until the record execs thought of what they could do with her.
                                                                Country is what the record execs wanted her to do. She wanted to write her own songs which she does.


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                                                                "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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                                                                • BRISK
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 12240

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                                                  Look it up. It of course looks like the next "thing" created by a record label but it's not. Avril has been a rebel from alot younger, played hockey as a kid, etc.
                                                                  Avril Lavigne was created at a time when the music world needed an anti-Britney, a slightly-less-slutty-but-somehow-more-dangerous Alanis Morrisette for the mall crowd, and eventually she'll fade away when no one buys her as a sk8er chick anymore. Then will come the Playboy spread, the television appearances on sitcoms, the Osbournes-like reality show, drugs, the VH1 Behind the Music, and, eventually, death.

                                                                  Avril Lavigne has very obviously been concocted as a way for the younger sisters of Britney's fans?girls who are just now turning 12-14 years old, and who are looking for something to love that will give the proverbial finger to their older siblings. Now they can blast Complicated from their pink bedrooms and dress like punky sk8er chicks themselves and imagine they are making their powderpuff older sisters cringe in fear, clutching their 4-year-old copies of Baby, One More Time before them like protective icons.

                                                                  With Britney and her copycats (Christina, Jessica, the subversively boring Mandy Moore) entering into the downward portion of their cool cycle, it's inevitable that the Backlash Artists erupt literally out of nowhere, and that they'll be positioned subtly as everything Britney isn't, i.e. they'll be offered up as ?genuine', ?real', and ?honest'. Which is bullshit, of course. Consider, if you can stomach it, Avril's music video now running nearly-continuously on MTV and the like. In it, she and a group of friends invade a mall and basically act like rebellious white-kid brats who have everything handed to them, and therefore have nothing better to do than commit petty vandalism and harassment. Wastes of skin like these kids deserve to be beaten to death and processed into hamburgers to feed the lowing herds of kids just like them that step forward to replace them. Instead, it's offered up as an example of how ?cool' Avril is. She isn't Britney dancing in some ridiculous outfit. She's Avril, and she's fucking rebellious, so vote for her on TRL and buy her album.
                                                                  I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                                  I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                  • Nasty D
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                                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by xxxdesign-net


                                                                    True, but also add Avril Lavigne and Kelly Clarkson!

                                                                    and where the hell is Mariah Carey, Nikki Cox, Alissa Mylano, Catherine Bell... and MARIA MENOUNOS ??
                                                                    Nice call on Nikki Cox!!!
                                                                    Great, Great, Great, Rack and Catherine Bell has a great rack too


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                                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 22712

                                                                      #35


                                                                      The bastards. How could they forget Anna, she crushes everyone on that list.
                                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                                      Webair, bitches.

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                                                                      • J-Reel
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                                                                        • Feb 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by BRISK


                                                                        Avril Lavigne was created at a time when the music world needed an anti-Britney...
                                                                        She's Avril, and she's fucking rebellious, so vote for her on TRL and buy her album.




                                                                        Does she write her own songs and can she play an instrument?

                                                                        I've never heard of Avril Lavigne, Can some one post a pic of her?

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                                                                        • Gman.357
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                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 2796

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                          Damn that's fucked up...


                                                                          I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???

                                                                          I'd hit it. Two times.


                                                                          Ouch.

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                                                                          • clubsexy
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 1630

                                                                            #38
                                                                            You have to have a lot of time on your hands to even post this list, let alone read and analyse it....

                                                                            But fuck, I just took the time to read the whole thread... LOL

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                                                                            • Interlude
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                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                              • 1147

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Typically they just choose chicks that have posed for their magazine.

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                                                                              • cronos
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                                                                                • Apr 2002
                                                                                • 414

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Is just goes to show that most people are not voting with their dick but who is flavour of the month. Most people have no taste wahtsoever. Thats why nichestuff sells. Infact Jonny Mullet does not have a favourite girl at all, he digs what other people say is "hot"

                                                                                I have seen at least 500 pornchicks hotter that most of them.


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                                                                                • Triple 6
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                                                                                  • Feb 2002
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by BRISK


                                                                                  Avril Lavigne was created at a time when the music world needed an anti-Britney, a slightly-less-slutty-but-somehow-more-dangerous Alanis Morrisette for the mall crowd, and eventually she'll fade away when no one buys her as a sk8er chick anymore. Then will come the Playboy spread, the television appearances on sitcoms, the Osbournes-like reality show, drugs, the VH1 Behind the Music, and, eventually, death.

                                                                                  Avril Lavigne has very obviously been concocted as a way for the younger sisters of Britney's fans?girls who are just now turning 12-14 years old, and who are looking for something to love that will give the proverbial finger to their older siblings. Now they can blast Complicated from their pink bedrooms and dress like punky sk8er chicks themselves and imagine they are making their powderpuff older sisters cringe in fear, clutching their 4-year-old copies of Baby, One More Time before them like protective icons.

                                                                                  With Britney and her copycats (Christina, Jessica, the subversively boring Mandy Moore) entering into the downward portion of their cool cycle, it's inevitable that the Backlash Artists erupt literally out of nowhere, and that they'll be positioned subtly as everything Britney isn't, i.e. they'll be offered up as ?genuine', ?real', and ?honest'. Which is bullshit, of course. Consider, if you can stomach it, Avril's music video now running nearly-continuously on MTV and the like. In it, she and a group of friends invade a mall and basically act like rebellious white-kid brats who have everything handed to them, and therefore have nothing better to do than commit petty vandalism and harassment. Wastes of skin like these kids deserve to be beaten to death and processed into hamburgers to feed the lowing herds of kids just like them that step forward to replace them. Instead, it's offered up as an example of how ?cool' Avril is. She isn't Britney dancing in some ridiculous outfit. She's Avril, and she's fucking rebellious, so vote for her on TRL and buy her album.
                                                                                  BRISK,

                                                                                  well.said.
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                                                                                  • KCat
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                                                                                    • Sep 2002
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Kelly Clarkson makes the cut but not Anna Kournikova??? Somebody's gotta be paying for placements.

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                                                                                    • dd2
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                                                                                      • Mar 2002
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                                                                                      #43

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                                                                                      • Joe Sixpack
                                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                                        • Jul 2002
                                                                                        • 3793

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by stocktrader23


                                                                                        Country is what the record execs wanted her to do. She wanted to write her own songs which she does.
                                                                                        Her own songs suck.

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                                                                                        • BRISK
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 12240

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


                                                                                          Her own songs suck.
                                                                                          "He was a sk8ter boy, she said see you later boy"

                                                                                          C'mon, thats pure lyrical genius!
                                                                                          I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                                                                          I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                                                          • bhutocracy
                                                                                            Not making A Comeback
                                                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                                                            • 10218

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by BRISK


                                                                                            Avril Lavigne was created at a time when the music world needed an anti-Britney, a slightly-less-slutty-but-somehow-more-dangerous Alanis Morrisette for the mall crowd, and eventually she'll fade away when no one buys her as a sk8er chick anymore. Then will come the Playboy spread, the television appearances on sitcoms, the Osbournes-like reality show, drugs, the VH1 Behind the Music, and, eventually, death.

                                                                                            Avril Lavigne has very obviously been concocted as a way for the younger sisters of Britney's fans?girls who are just now turning 12-14 years old, and who are looking for something to love that will give the proverbial finger to their older siblings. Now they can blast Complicated from their pink bedrooms and dress like punky sk8er chicks themselves and imagine they are making their powderpuff older sisters cringe in fear, clutching their 4-year-old copies of Baby, One More Time before them like protective icons.

                                                                                            With Britney and her copycats (Christina, Jessica, the subversively boring Mandy Moore) entering into the downward portion of their cool cycle, it's inevitable that the Backlash Artists erupt literally out of nowhere, and that they'll be positioned subtly as everything Britney isn't, i.e. they'll be offered up as ?genuine', ?real', and ?honest'. Which is bullshit, of course. Consider, if you can stomach it, Avril's music video now running nearly-continuously on MTV and the like. In it, she and a group of friends invade a mall and basically act like rebellious white-kid brats who have everything handed to them, and therefore have nothing better to do than commit petty vandalism and harassment. Wastes of skin like these kids deserve to be beaten to death and processed into hamburgers to feed the lowing herds of kids just like them that step forward to replace them. Instead, it's offered up as an example of how ?cool' Avril is. She isn't Britney dancing in some ridiculous outfit. She's Avril, and she's fucking rebellious, so vote for her on TRL and buy her album.

                                                                                            ha.

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                                                                                            • DamageX
                                                                                              Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                              • 14293

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                              who cares?
                                                                                              You do, obviously, since you posted in this thread.
                                                                                              Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                              • FlyingIguana
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                                                                                                • Mar 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                emma crosby should be #1

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                                                                                                • NWPhil
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                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 1960

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Pornwolf


                                                                                                  The bastards. How could they forget Anna, she crushes everyone on that list.
                                                                                                  Agreed!

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                                                                                                  • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                    • Feb 2001
                                                                                                    • 28301

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Scott McD
                                                                                                    Damn that's fucked up...


                                                                                                    I mean, where the fuck is Kelly Osbourne ???


                                                                                                    I'd pork it

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