On my way to work I saw two very interesting bumper stickers:
"Fish tremble at the sound of my name"
"I (heart) Animals...
They're Delicious"
AND THEN a friend sent me this URL. I'm not sure if it's real or not, so don't go yellin' at me unless you want me to yell back.
Warning: Animal activists aren't going to like this very much.
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
I'm demented, but i never thought of this. I must be getting old or something. Or maybe I just need to watch more sitcoms.
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I shot the sheriff... but the fucking deputy got away.