Why are all Canadian males "beta" males?

**BradM** · 09-23-2004, 02:24 PM

What in the HELL are you talking about boy?

**xlogger** · 09-23-2004, 02:25 PM

didnt i tell you not to take drugs.

**CDSmith** · 09-23-2004, 02:25 PM

So quit sucking your own dick and tell me what to do already.

Master.

**OWNED** · 09-23-2004, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by BradM
What in the HELL are you talking about boy?

I had a Canadian ask me a question in a loud bar, once. I didn't quite hear him, so I loudly said "WHAT?". Terror filled his eyes, and a 5 inch diameter wet spot formed in his groin area.

Case closed.

**hydro** · 09-23-2004, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by OWNED
I had a Canadian ask me a question in a loud bar, once. I didn't quite hear him, so I loudly said "WHAT?". Terror filled his eyes, and a 5 inch diameter wet spot formed in his groin area.

Case closed.

thats like saying all of america is homosexual because of elton john

**DarkJedi** · 09-23-2004, 02:27 PM

Canadian males whether English or French descent tend to be betas because they never threw off the feudal system like the Americans did; an American is expected to be his own master, and make his own way. A Canadian is compelled to be under some level of patronage; this is why Canadians took on socialism so comfortably. It is closely related to this ancient medieval patronage system.

**detoxed** · 09-23-2004, 02:28 PM

As in beta testing before the real thing is ready?

**CDSmith** · 09-23-2004, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by hydro

thats like saying all of america is homosexual because of elton john

I thought Elton was from GB.

**TheMob** · 09-23-2004, 02:29 PM

why are we talking about canadian guys?

**skillfull** · 09-23-2004, 02:34 PM

bah we keeped all the cute chicks and sent the whales south of our border ;)

if it make us beta, im a beta ;)

**mal** · 09-23-2004, 02:35 PM

Canada is a country now? since when?

**Real Money** · 09-23-2004, 02:37 PM

For whatever it's worth, I was visiting a couple of friends in Vancouver a couple of years back.

We were shopping for dinner (yes, there are Safeways in Canada) and I spotted a man in a Firefighter's uniform. I thought nothing of talking to him about a t-shirt trade. We had a nice chat.

When I returned to my friends, they were AMAZED that I actually had the balls to actually walk up to, and speak with, a "government official" without being summoned. It seems that Canadians just don't do that kind of thing.

Me? I got a nice tour of the Firehouse and a station sweatshirt for my trouble...

**CDSmith** · 09-23-2004, 02:37 PM

Wait.... I thought he said "Meta" males.

Where's metaman when you need him.

**CDSmith** · 09-23-2004, 02:43 PM

I just did a search of GFY for "moose AND cock", and this came up...

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play "20 Questions" to pass the time. The first guy tries to think of something for the other guy to guess, and "moose cock" pops into his mind.

"OK", he says, "I'm ready".

The second guy says, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy chuckles and says, "Well, yeah, I guess you could eat it."

Second guy says, "Is it moose cock?"

ha ha

**OWNED** · 09-23-2004, 02:46 PM

beta males - dorks who cant score a woman

**Steen2** · 09-23-2004, 02:50 PM

I am one size smaller when I shop in the US!

**SilverTab** · 09-23-2004, 02:50 PM

beta as in Brave New World's beta?? if so....I don't see why Canadians are more "beta" than americans?...

**CDSmith** · 09-23-2004, 03:09 PM

I've always been more of an Omega male myself.

Why are all Canadian males "beta" males?

Why are all Canadian males "beta" males?

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