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After 1st Post ---> Hooked For Life... Just Like A Crackhead
After 10th Post ---> Pimping Self to Old People in Exchange for More Posting Space
After 100th Post ---> Poster Boy/Girl for BBS Junkies and Chronic Penis Pump Abusers Worldwide
After 200th Post ---> Lensman's Personal Foot Massager And Toejam Scraper
Before making that 200th post, you better ask yourself: "Is the T-Shirt really worth having to touch Lensman's feet?"
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Eat Beaver.. It's Cheaper Than Caviar
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