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The most annoying thing about a newbie list

05-22-2003, 08:16 PM

My god I can't stand it anymore! Fucking dumb fucking idiots.

There is nothing more annoying than pop-ups from a gallery submit page. I'm not talking about pops to your other tgps submit page, I can understand that. I'm talking about pops to normal paysites.

Like your stupid newbie ass is going to get a sign from me. I'm a fucking adult webmaster! You trying to sell ice to an eskimoe. Knock it off you fucking newbie bone heads!

What else just really pisses you off about newbies?

1. Pops from gallery submit pages to paysites.
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05-22-2003, 08:18 PM

Ok I'm sorry... scurrys back to corner with hands on head

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05-22-2003, 08:18 PM

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05-22-2003, 08:19 PM

Originally posted by Shaggy
You trying to sell ice to an eskimoe.

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05-22-2003, 08:20 PM

Most annoying thing about newbies...

That a fair deal of them think that by submitting a gallery to the hun each day / week will make them millionaires within a month and that they dont listen to good solid advice when they get given it.

Oh and the fact that so-called 'resources' charge them a 'membership' fee to give them the same info they can find anywhere else on the net for free.

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05-22-2003, 08:21 PM

2. They want to get movie submissions but your required to have 10 pics to submit. WHAT THE FUCK!?!

What you want 10 tiny ass dink shit movies or something? The best movie galleries have 2-4 long quality movies. This fucking means you need to lower your pic requirements to get good gallery submissions.

Now take your newbie ass to your admin and make the fucking changes.

NOW NEWBIE!
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05-22-2003, 08:22 PM

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05-22-2003, 08:41 PM

i always hate the tgps that blow the window open to full screen. that bothers me probably as much as advertising porn sites to webmasters, if not more. i'm already viewing the page at 1600x1200, i really don't need the entire screen to read 4 lines of text.

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05-22-2003, 09:00 PM

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05-22-2003, 10:28 PM

Originally posted by Shaggy
My god I can't stand it anymore! Fucking dumb fucking idiots.

There is nothing more annoying than pop-ups from a gallery submit page. I'm not talking about pops to your other tgps submit page, I can understand that. I'm talking about pops to normal paysites.

Like your stupid newbie ass is going to get a sign from me. I'm a fucking adult webmaster! You trying to sell ice to an eskimoe. Knock it off you fucking newbie bone heads!

What else just really pisses you off about newbies?

1. Pops from gallery submit pages to paysites.

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05-23-2003, 08:25 PM

This needs to be read by more newbs.
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05-23-2003, 08:41 PM

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05-23-2003, 09:15 PM

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05-23-2003, 09:17 PM

3: I hate it when they start inane threads about things that piss them off, acting as if they have a clue.

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05-23-2003, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by iroc409
i always hate the tgps that blow the window open to full screen.

`specially when the damn site fits in a 800x600 window to begin with.

add to the list: people/sponsor SPAMing you with adult site offers on your adult e-mail accounts. file that under the "trying to sell ice to an eskimo" list.

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05-23-2003, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by Shaggy
1. Pops from gallery submit pages to paysites.

That pretty much covers it.

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05-25-2003, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by psyko514
3: I hate it when they start inane threads about things that piss them off, acting as if they have a clue.

You must be one of the newbie dumb fucks that do 1 & 2.
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05-25-2003, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by Shaggy

You must be one of the newbie dumb fucks that do 1 & 2.

And you must be an idiot!

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05-25-2003, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by psyko514

And you must be an idiot!

Certainly looks that way

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05-25-2003, 08:50 PM

Originally posted by psyko514

And you must be an idiot!

I'll match stats with you any day dick head.

You better be netting better than 40k monthly or step off and admit that you are in fact the idiot that can't make any scratch in the sex game.
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05-25-2003, 08:55 PM

Originally posted by Shaggy

I'll match stats with you any day dick head.

You better be netting better than 40k monthly or step off and admit that you are in fact the idiot that can't make any scratch in the sex game.

The fact that I don't make 40k monthly means I'm an idiot and/or a newbie? If you say so, oh great one.

Anyways, who said the fact that you were an idiot had anything to do with adult webmastering? You're just an idiot plain and simple.

And yes, an idiot can make 40k a month. Hell, an idiot can become President of the USA.

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05-25-2003, 08:57 PM

the circle jerk submit page?
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05-25-2003, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
the circle jerk submit page?

Yeah, pyscoboy doesn't think that's pretty stupid to do you your submitters. Circle jerks to normal sites like we would sign up anyways when we're adult webmasters.
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05-25-2003, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by psyko514

The fact that I don't make 40k monthly means I'm an idiot and/or a newbie? If you say so, oh great one.

Anyways, who said the fact that you were an idiot had anything to do with adult webmastering? You're just an idiot plain and simple.

And yes, an idiot can make 40k a month. Hell, an idiot can become President of the USA.

If an idiot can make 40k, then what does that make you?
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05-25-2003, 09:04 PM

Originally posted by psyko514
And yes, an idiot can make 40k a month. Hell, an idiot can become President of the USA.

I hope you are using that can in the present tense and not the future one ;)
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05-25-2003, 09:04 PM

ooohhh, snap!
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05-25-2003, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by Shaggy

Yeah, pyscoboy doesn't think that's pretty stupid to do you your submitters. Circle jerks to normal sites like we would sign up anyways when we're adult webmasters.

I pay people to do my submissions, so I couldn't care less.

And Kimmy, I meant in past, present and future tense (no offense to your political system).

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05-25-2003, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by psyko514
And Kimmy, I meant in past, present and future tense (no offense to your political system).

Hahaha, just don't be trying to put your halfwit Canadian government on a pedestal any higher either pal ;)
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05-25-2003, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Hahaha, just don't be trying to put your halfwit Canadian government on a pedestal any higher either pal ;)

Never did But at least we've had a female leader

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05-25-2003, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Shaggy

If an idiot can make 40k, then what does that make you?

It makes me a shit-disturber. Take a look under my name.
Don't take my words to heart. I'm just fucking around.

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05-25-2003, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Hahaha, just don't be trying to put your halfwit Canadian government on a pedestal any higher either pal ;)

governments are run mainly by lawyers and doctors who can't even run their own offices. i wouldn't put any on a pedestal.
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