"I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."
-gnarly piece of phallic beef jerky and a jar of lube?
-Soda tap ("soda jerk") that is kind of phallic and has a white drip coming out?
-4 or 5 cocks viewed from above all pointing into the center of a circular logo with a fist around the base of each one?
Originally posted by gornyhuy -gnarly piece of phallic beef jerky and a jar of lube?
-Soda tap ("soda jerk") that is kind of phallic and has a white drip coming out?
-4 or 5 cocks viewed from above all pointing into the center of a circular logo with a fist around the base of each one?
I would've never thought of a soda jerker. That's a good one. You should work in a banana dick ice cream desert somewhere too.
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