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  • Brujah
    Beer Money Baron
    • Jan 2001
    • 22157

    #1

    Stand-Up Hour at GFY

    Everyone wants to be a comedian. Well this is the Apollo motherfucker, get off the stage with your tired ass.
  • AdultNex
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 8985

    #2
    Why did the chicken cross the road?




































































    So it could get to the other side. Get it?

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    • Machete_
      WINNING!
      • Oct 2002
      • 14579

      #3
      SWOIT mach frei !!!!!

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      • FATPad
        Confirmed User
        • Oct 2001
        • 6693

        #4
        <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

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        • TheMob?
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2003
          • 8584

          #5
          Why did the monkey fall off the tree?

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          • AdultNex
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2003
            • 8985

            #6
            Originally posted by TheMob?
            Why did the monkey fall off the tree?
            So it could get to the ground?

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            • Joesho
              want to get in shape
              • Jan 2003
              • 12329

              #7
              Originally posted by FATPad
              EBUT is that you?
              Got any domains to sell?
              I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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              • traffictrader
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2002
                • 1331

                #8
                i'll start off with some nice non offensive pizza material.


                Q: what's the difference between a black person and a pizza?

                A: at least a pizza can feed a family of four

                Q: what's the difference betwwen a jew and a pizza?

                A: a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


                and now for the OFFENSIVE stuff


                what's the best part of raping a 10 year old girl?

                -flipping her over and pretending she is a 10 year old boy


                and what's the best part of raping a 10 year old boy?

                -killing him afterwards


                what's the difference between a dead baby and a tv dinner?

                -there's not a tv dinner in my microwave.


                what can't ray charles read?

                -because he is black





                Good night every one!!!! and rememebr the 7 o clock show is COMPLETELY different from the 9 o clock show..... i'll be here all week

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                • TheMob?
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 8584

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AdultNex


                  So it could get to the ground?
                  Because he was dead.

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                  • TheMob?
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 8584

                    #10
                    Originally posted by traffictrader
                    i'll start off with some nice no offensive pizza material.


                    Q: what's the difference between a balck person and a pizza?

                    A: at least a pizza can feed a family of four

                    Q: what's the difference betwwen a jew and a pizza?

                    A: a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


                    and now for the OFFENSIVE stuff


                    what's the best part of raping a 10 year old girl?

                    -flipping her over and pretending she is a 10 year old boy


                    and what's the best part of raping a 10 year old boy?

                    -killing him afterwards


                    what's the difference between a dead baby and a tv dinner?

                    -there's not a tv dinner in my microwave.


                    what can't ray charles read?

                    -because he is black





                    Good night every one!!!! and rememebr the 7 o clock show is COMPLETELY different from the 9 o clock show..... i'll be here all week
                    Those were kinda sick.

                    How do you know your sister's on her period?

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                    • Machete_
                      WINNING!
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14579

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Joesho


                      EBUT is that you?
                      funny how EMPTY this thread is http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=135909

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                      • Brujah
                        Beer Money Baron
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 22157

                        #12
                        Originally posted by traffictrader
                        i'll start off with some nice non offensive pizza material.
                        Are you racist ?

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                        • B Sandwich
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1600

                          #13


                          whats this supposed to mean? im from new orleans
                          PubicBucks - Trade your pubes for bucks!

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                          • Machete_
                            WINNING!
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 14579

                            #14
                            Originally posted by B Sandwich


                            whats this supposed to mean? im from new orleans
                            "all your gheys are belong to us" I think

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                            • Hazchem
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2003
                              • 104

                              #15
                              why did the pervert cross the road?



                              cuz he was stuck in the chicken!!!
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                              • TheMob?
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 8584

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Hazchem
                                why did the pervert cross the road?



                                cuz he was stuck in the chicken!!!
                                lol that is pretty good

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                                • Yo Adrian
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 6326

                                  #17
                                  So guy walks into a bar...and says ouch!





                                  Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week.
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                                  • B Sandwich
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 1600

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ebus_dk


                                    "all your gheys are belong to us" I think
                                    PubicBucks - Trade your pubes for bucks!

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                                    • Machete_
                                      WINNING!
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14579

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by B Sandwich


                                      the problem is that YOU dont understand it

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                                      • TheMob?
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2003
                                        • 8584

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Yo Adrian
                                        So guy walks into a bar...and says ouch!





                                        Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week.
                                        ..

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                                        • Lykos
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 31027

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by traffictrader
                                          i'll start off with some nice non offensive pizza material.


                                          Q: what's the difference between a black person and a pizza?

                                          A: at least a pizza can feed a family of four

                                          Q: what's the difference betwwen a jew and a pizza?

                                          A: a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.


                                          and now for the OFFENSIVE stuff


                                          what's the best part of raping a 10 year old girl?

                                          -flipping her over and pretending she is a 10 year old boy


                                          and what's the best part of raping a 10 year old boy?

                                          -killing him afterwards


                                          what's the difference between a dead baby and a tv dinner?

                                          -there's not a tv dinner in my microwave.


                                          what can't ray charles read?

                                          -because he is black





                                          Good night every one!!!! and rememebr the 7 o clock show is COMPLETELY different from the 9 o clock show..... i'll be here all week
                                          That was funny

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                                          • B Sandwich
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2003
                                            • 1600

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by ebus_dk


                                            the problem is that YOU dont understand it
                                            PubicBucks - Trade your pubes for bucks!

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                                            • Machete_
                                              WINNING!
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 14579

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by B Sandwich

                                              try something new . that picture is beyond OLD

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                                              • Hazchem
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2003
                                                • 104

                                                #24
                                                what will bob the builder be called when he retires?


                                                bob
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